It all started that fateful June 3rd when i got up. i noticed all of my cd's were missing so i went downstairs for breakfast, but i was out of cereal. I had to eat a breakfast bar. Then i went to my friends house to go skateboarding. on my way there i tripped on the sidewalk and found a condom. while skateboarding with my friend we went into a forest. I noticed a light reflection of something. It was a bag of weed. then we saw some crazy goth person. he pulled a switchblade out and told us to give him the bag. after he smoked it, he passed out. we realized there was angel dust in the bag too. when i went home i whacked off. When i was done the semen was green. How fucked up is that?