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At 6/3/06 02:27 AM, EnIgMaXXVI wrote: LMFAO omfg, that was oddly arousing for some reason. I mean im a huge anti-beastiality figure. Yet, damn homie. That story is disturbing but boner worthy...weak. I feel so dirty now.

Its because you're imagining the dolphin being a hot lady not a, well, dolphin. Plus the way the guy describes the process, it could be done with a women just the same.

At 6/3/06 02:34 AM, FightingForFreedom wrote:

At 6/3/06 02:27 AM, EnIgMaXXVI wrote: LMFAO omfg, that was oddly arousing for some reason. I mean im a huge anti-beastiality figure. Yet, damn homie. That story is disturbing but boner worthy...weak. I feel so dirty now.

Its because you're imagining the dolphin being a hot lady not a, well, dolphin. Plus the way the guy describes the process, it could be done with a women just the same.

Yeah I acutally gave it some thought and realized that I was thinking of it as a hot woman. And not really a dolphin. Either way man, its still odd.

At 6/3/06 02:33 AM, Shrapnel wrote:
HOW DO I PHONE OCEAN?

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING

http://home.inreach...k/dolphin/RDOLPH.JPG

eh...how the hell did you come up with the idea of searching for dolphin sex? and for that matter, do i really want to know?

At 6/3/06 03:39 AM, mistah_spahkle wrote: eh...how the hell did you come up with the idea of searching for dolphin sex? and for that matter, do i really want to know?

Well scientists would have to know, but a dude wanting to fuck one, well that's where the creepiness comes in.

At 6/3/06 02:27 AM, EnIgMaXXVI wrote: LMFAO omfg, that was oddly arousing for some reason. I mean im a huge anti-beastiality figure. Yet, damn homie. That story is disturbing but boner worthy...weak. I feel so dirty now.

This isn't bestiality, you cunt.

I am getting a 100/10 on the Thats-Fucked up-meter

At 6/3/06 01:50 AM, JohnSwartze wrote: Now, is that pronounced "zoo-o-philia" or "zoo-philia"? Or is it "zo-o-philia"?

"zoe-oh-filia"
or
"zoe-ah-filia"

At 6/3/06 02:06 AM, theep33n0r wrote: lol retarded penguins
www.seethepenguin.tk

Can you please fuck off to a smelly corner and die quietly!!!!!!!

I just love how topics get morphed into something totally inane.

Anyways I ended up talking to a chick about how this guy had sex with his dolphins. She laughed her ass off, then she said I WAS* sick in the head. Like what the fuck.

At 6/3/06 02:33 AM, Shrapnel wrote: My current mate is a dolphin who lives in the harbour of my resident city????
HOW DO I PHONE OCEAN?

I laughed so hard when I first read that site like... 4 years ago.
It still makes me laugh--

I'm scared...

from what you guys are saying. im not gonna click on it

yes i would fuck
but only if you promoted alienorgy69 to be a dj
,3
t\your show is pretty fun as shit thoguht
lol
wtf the
poke you weiht its ccok
id kick it
or well suck it

I am going to be honest about this lol. When i started reading it i was like yea ok whatever lets get this over with. But as i started reading further i could not help but notice im feeling aroused. Can someone explain wtf is going on here?

Geez, I bet you my dreams will have something to do with dolphins.

They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.)

Well, fuck you, Mr. Dolphinlover, I enjoy the fact that I don't stick human feet up my vagina with my mighty muscles.

...
*does Kegel exercises*

shit is old school

At 6/3/06 04:03 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Well, fuck you, Mr. Dolphinlover, I enjoy the fact that I don't stick human feet up my vagina with my mighty muscles.

What? You don't?

At 6/3/06 04:06 AM, RampantBunnyLove wrote:

At 6/3/06 04:03 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Well, fuck you, Mr. Dolphinlover, I enjoy the fact that I don't stick human feet up my vagina with my mighty muscles.

What? You don't?

:(
My virginal loins can't take much more, Captain!

Holy smoking Moses!

If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.

Well, that just killed whatever thoughts I had of eating breakfast.

At 6/3/06 03:47 AM, Crimson_Edge wrote:

At 6/3/06 02:27 AM, EnIgMaXXVI wrote: LMFAO omfg, that was oddly arousing for some reason. I mean im a huge anti-beastiality figure. Yet, damn homie. That story is disturbing but boner worthy...weak. I feel so dirty now.

This isn't bestiality, you cunt.

Human + animal + thrusting = beastiality.

omg i <3 the show and i <3 the misic
supprt alienorgy69 lie i supprt you
<3
dolphinsecks rules

At least you're not killing them.

Some great tips there.

I'm not leaving without pics. >:(

o mie god. I found dolphin dildos!! (RIGHT HERE PREPARE FOR WEIRD DOLPHIN FETISH )

At 6/3/06 02:27 AM, EnIgMaXXVI wrote: LMFAO omfg, that was oddly arousing for some reason. I mean im a huge anti-beastiality figure. Yet, damn homie. That story is disturbing but boner worthy...weak. I feel so dirty now.

....... *blinks*....

luckly girls cant get aroused.... *twitching my anime kitty ears* =^.^= happy dance!!!!

.:anna:.

p.s how do u use siggies.... i meen this is the first forum ive ever been on...

At 6/3/06 04:58 AM, LardLord wrote: o mie god. I found dolphin dildos!! (RIGHT HERE PREPARE FOR WEIRD DOLPHIN FETISH )

ooooook... *wraps a warm blanket around u and hands u warm milk* ok.. time for beddy bies... u must of wrn ureself out huh? *carries u upstares resting u against my chest*

shhhhh... he is sleeping peoplz

.:anna:.