Forum Topic: Oh god I'm so horny.

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Posted at: 6/3/06 01:48 AM

http://www.sexwork.c..amily/dolphins1.html

God damn dolphin sex rocks.


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Posted at: 6/3/06 01:50 AM

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I have a picture of you achieving orgasm.
clicks link...god that is so fucked up.

Ever wonder if your mom kissed you goodnight after she gave your dad a blowjob? Well, you do now.

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Now, is that pronounced "zoo-o-philia" or "zoo-philia"? Or is it "zo-o-philia"?


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nasty


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Posted at: 6/3/06 01:51 AM

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Thats sickening, but I want to read the rest... :(

Most recent (good) song: Starve Amongst Feasts

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Posted at: 6/3/06 01:52 AM

Kinky. :)


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Posted at: 6/3/06 01:53 AM

The man has had sex with dolphins THREE times.

He is a man amung awesomeness.


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.) WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward.

Ever wonder if your mom kissed you goodnight after she gave your dad a blowjob? Well, you do now.

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That was fucking gross.... but some how arousing.


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Dude...dude...thats...dude.

Sounds hawt.


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all i can say is wow.... and this: clickity


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Posted at: 6/3/06 01:56 AM

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This is starting to get a little hawt in here.

At 6/3/06 01:53 AM, Nicko9y wrote: WARNING!

Way to ruin CE's fun. :(

Filler text.
Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.
Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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That's what happens when you masturbate to Flipper as a kid.

"Eggplant tastes like eggplant....but meat tastes like murder and murder tastes pretty God damn good, doesn't it?"-Dennis Leary (No Cure for Cancer)


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I was quite happily swimming around with the dolphins when she suddenly decided to grab my foot with her genital slit. Dolphins have very muscular vaginal orifices, and can use these muscles to manipulate objects and carry them. I stayed still for a while, to see if she was just playing, but she continued to masturbate against my foot, and in the light of the torch I sometimes carry, I could see that her slit had become very pink and had swelled as well. She was aroused!

So, I started to back-paddle with my hands towards a small beached area, partially submerged in the water. A couple of times she pulled me forward into the deeper water, but eventually I got my self to the shallows. I dislodged my foot (Being careful not to pull too hard), and took her gently by a pectoral fin and rubbed her belly just to aclimatize her, I guess. She immediately rolled belly up and started doing pelvic thrusts against the palm of my hand. It was unmistakebly erotic, and by now I was fully aroused.

I stripped off my shorts, and gently pulled her into the shallows until she was lying on her side, her belly facing towards me, half submerged in the water. I nestled myself belly to belly against her, and pressed my member against her genital slit. She immediately arched her body against mine, and took me inside her body, initiating a quick series of muscular contractions with her vaginal muscles. I wrapped my left arm around her body and just held her close while she manipulated me inside her body, until I climaxed barely 2 minutes later. Surprisingly, her body also shuddered against mine, and we spent the next 5 or so minutes just lying together in the shallows, holding each other, enjoying our company and revelling in the fact that we had shared something special together, something very few people can claim to have done.

Suddenly I find that all those negative thoughts creeping around in the back of my head have been shot to the front in a blaze of unwelcomed glory.

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At 6/3/06 01:56 AM, JackRabbitStudios wrote: That's what happens when you masturbate to Flipper as a kid.

Your point?

"Females, on the other fin, have one continuous larger slit, the anus located at the end of it. On either side of the genital slit, you will find two smaller slits; these are the mammary slits, where the nipples of the dolphin are kept for feeding the calves. The slit is also located closer to the tail stock of the dolphin."

*fap fap fap*


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At 6/3/06 01:59 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: <Hawt story>

Looks like Earfetish has some competition.

Filler text.
Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.
Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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At 6/3/06 01:59 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: I was quite happily swimming around...

I see next years Blockbuster.

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DONT PUT MARBLES IN YOUR NOSE PUT THEM IN THERE DO NOT PUT THEM IN THERE

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Now that was fucked up. ZOOPHILIA REMINDS ME OF NECROPHILIA.
Humans dont belong with dolphins O.o Atlest thats what i think.

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thats just... well thats jsut hawt

FGDFGS.


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At 6/3/06 01:48 AM, Crimson_Edge wrote: http://www.sexwork.c..amily/dolphins1.html


God damn dolphin sex rocks.

Hawt. I'll stick with my girlfriend, tho. :)


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At 6/3/06 02:04 AM, Tribunal_To_the_Dead wrote: Now that was fucked up. ZOOPHILIA REMINDS ME OF NECROPHILIA.
Humans dont belong with dolphins O.o Atlest thats what i think.

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BELIEFS.


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At 6/3/06 02:10 AM, Crimson_Edge wrote:
At 6/3/06 02:04 AM, Tribunal_To_the_Dead wrote: Now that was fucked up. ZOOPHILIA REMINDS ME OF NECROPHILIA.
Humans dont belong with dolphins O.o Atlest thats what i think.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR BELIEFS.

I am aware there are people who would look at this and turn away in disgust. I can not force my beliefs or my feelings upon them, neither do I wish to. The only thing I ask of those people is that they try to understand that love, and trust, and respect are not limited to within a single species. Human kind has created religions and laws and barbed-wire fences that have been created, written and erected out of the former belief that we are the best, the smartest, the most powerful creature on the planet. Now we are realising that we have been extremely short sighted; many of us are realising this, but there are others who are bound by their former beliefs. One word is the key to improving our civilization. One word which could improve many lives.

Understanding.

Suddenly I find that all those negative thoughts creeping around in the back of my head have been shot to the front in a blaze of unwelcomed glory.

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Posted at: 6/3/06 02:17 AM

At 6/3/06 02:15 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: Understanding.

Only the words of a sexual poet could be truer... and even then, they wouldn't be as far as awesome as the ones you have spoken.

Dolphin Sex should be legal.


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Posted at: 6/3/06 02:18 AM

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I WANT A VIDEO

Till Will Is Way


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Posted at: 6/3/06 02:19 AM

Dolphin sex is very hawt. :D


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Posted at: 6/3/06 02:23 AM

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I am so going to make this legal.


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At 6/3/06 02:23 AM, -patRIOT- wrote: I am so going to make this legal.

You know, sadly I'm sure you could make this legal faster then you could make pot legal.


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Posted at: 6/3/06 02:27 AM

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LMFAO omfg, that was oddly arousing for some reason. I mean im a huge anti-beastiality figure. Yet, damn homie. That story is disturbing but boner worthy...weak. I feel so dirty now.


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Posted at: 6/3/06 02:30 AM

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lol i got an email with animal blow up dolls


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Posted at: 6/3/06 02:33 AM

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A6) Aquariums are a bad choice, for many reasons. Too public, the dolphins are not in their natural habitat, night visits are impossible, etc etc... some may have external enclosures, which may be accesable, but that is no guarantee. Best thing sometimes is to find a beach or a cove that the dolphins frequent. It takes time to develop a relationship with a dolphin to the point where they will let you mate with them (although some have been as quick as 3 days to acclimatize). Gaining their trust takes time, and you need to visit frequently. This is impossible for some people, I understand, but it is the best way. Sometimes you just need to be in the right place at the right time. I have been extremely lucky on two occasions with wild dolphins, and my current mate is a dolphin who lives in the harbour of my resident city.

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Damn right an aquarium is a bad choice.

Sheesh.

My current mate is a dolphin who lives in the harbour of my resident city????

HOW DO I PHONE OCEAN?


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