Forum Topic: My friend's a serious shoplifter

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Dr4GonFLy

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Posted at: 6/2/06 02:56 PM

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My friend likes to shop at the five finger discount.
His name is Dorj (pronounced dordge) and he's a mongolian buddhist (L0L).

I went to this store with him, today, and he told me that he steals stuff from there regularly.
So we checked out the PC Games corner and he looked at "The Godfather" for about 5 seconds, and then shows me the little silver, theft protection thingie at the bottom of the package. I'm like, "so?" and he sez, "I'm gonna steal it".

So he walks around the store a bit, carrying the game with him and starts unwrapping it, and taking the DVD out of the package. he had it in like 30 seconds. He then walks out the store, like nothing happened. Dude! He just stole a 50$ game!

I walked with him to his place, and on the way i asked him how much stuff he's stolen yet.

He said he stole about 40 CDs, 15 games and about 5 DVDs from that place....
Then he asked me if I wanted the game. I wondered if he didnt even wanna play it himself, so he said, "I'm just gonna get another one..."
So, now i got a stolen copy of "The Godfather" spinning in my DVD drive.

I'm thinking about hiring him to steal stuff for me ^^

My Parents said I was an accident..

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Posted at: 6/2/06 02:58 PM

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You do realize that when or if he gets caught that you are an acomplice.

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Posted at: 6/2/06 02:59 PM

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Actually only if you get him ti steal for you.

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At 6/2/06 02:56 PM, Dr4GonFLy wrote: I'm thinking about hiring him to steal stuff for me ^^

And I bet that's when he's going to get caught.


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Posted at: 6/2/06 03:00 PM

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Yes, dont do that.

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At 6/2/06 02:56 PM, Dr4GonFLy wrote: His name is Dorj (pronounced dordge)

Did his parents sneeze when they named him?

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lol for a while I thought you were worried about him.

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Do it. He is a true friend if he agrees.


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At 6/2/06 02:59 PM, MrsCrawford wrote:
At 6/2/06 02:56 PM, Dr4GonFLy wrote: I'm thinking about hiring him to steal stuff for me ^^
And I bet that's when he's going to get caught.

Well, yeah. He's a good friend of mine, though and I don't think he'd tell.

And how can I be an accomplice? I watched him do it, does it make me an accomplice? hmm.. Well, I'm sure that they dont got cams in there, so I don't care. And even if I get caught, i's just pay my fine, I don't care..

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All shop lifters get caught, its just a matter of time. You become addicted to it. I know I was when I was about 15. I stole TONS of everything, then I finally got caught for stealing a porno haha. Anyways I wouldnt really get involved with him. What if he gets caught, then he might say you were involved and you'd get into shit too.


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ye thats cool and all but when he gets caught you will be in maybe more trouble than him if he can turn people in and you cant so you might wanna tell him to stop


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and I'm thinking of calling the cops :)

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At 6/2/06 02:56 PM, Dr4GonFLy wrote: I'm thinking about hiring him to steal stuff for me ^^

if you wanna be in hell that's fine for me

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At 6/2/06 03:00 PM, Nicko9y wrote: lol for a while I thought you were worried about him.

Well, actually I kinda am, but it seems pretty senseless, talking to him. He's stolen 'bout a grand worth of media ! I told him, that he should stop, but he's convinced that hes not gonna get caught.

I wasnt serious about asking him, thats what i made the "^^" for

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when he gets caught im taking his stuff


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He'll get caught one day. If you were a true friend you'd tell him to stop.


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At 6/2/06 02:56 PM, Dr4GonFLy wrote: I'm thinking about hiring him to steal stuff for me ^^

Your serious, aren't you. (-_-) .... Don't get involved with crime, just coz he has a stupid name and is screwing up his life dosn't mean you should.

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At 6/2/06 03:09 PM, Chao_Guy wrote:
At 6/2/06 02:56 PM, Dr4GonFLy wrote: I'm thinking about hiring him to steal stuff for me ^^
Your serious, aren't you. (-_-) .... Don't get involved with crime, just coz he has a stupid name and is screwing up his life dosn't mean you should.

Well, I'm positive that I'm not gonna! I've never stolen anything, and for some reason, I can really imagine getting addicted to it. I'm not gonna start!

My Parents said I was an accident..

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If you're with him, you can get in trouble. criminal charges, maybe not. My lil sister was with a friend who stole a bunch of jewelry. The girl who took it got criminal charges, my little sister got off with paying a fine and not being allowed in Wal-Mart without a guardian.


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Damn straight. Fight the system.

Video games cost way too fucking much, lately.

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Well, actually just accepting that game makes you an accomplise. If he gets caught, you're going down too buddy.

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At 6/2/06 03:29 PM, RogerFoSho wrote: Well, actually just accepting that game makes you an accomplise. If he gets caught, you're going down too buddy.

waits for his next thread about being in jail

U bet, I'll keep you updated!!

My Parents said I was an accident..

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