My story of how i saved my dad

[TheOddSock]

Im sitting at my computer browsing the portal when suddenly my dad calls out my name. He was in the bathroom having what smelt like a crap. He then told me that we didn’t have any more toilet paper. I thought he was joking at first until I heard this DISGUSTING sound! It was the sound of his guts coming out of his ass. "QUICK SON!" he shouted at me. "GET ME SOME TOILET PAPER BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!" I ran out my house before realizing i had forgotten my wallet. I dashed back in wrecking my room to find it. The groans from my dads belly shook the house knocking one of my shelves down. THERE IT WAS! The wallet was on that very shelf! I took it then ran out of my house.

Dashing down the road various obstacles stood in my way. I could see an old lady in the distance rolling on the floor having some kind of heart attack. I had no choice but to kick her out the way. Next a gang of mean looking 10 year olds. Knowing i would not stand a chance against them i had to think quick. I reached into my pocket were i found a half eaten sweet. I pulled the wrapper off it like a pin in a grenade and through it into the road. They all rushed after clearing a path for me.

Now i could see the corner shop! I ran faster and faster till i reached it. I smashed through one of the windows and rolled along the floor to the toilet paper. I took a packet and back flipped towards the counter. "£2 please!" Shouted the Indian shopkeeper. With the speed of a cheater my hand zoomed into my wallet taking out a two-pound coin. I put it into the mans hand and ran off with the toilet paper tucked under my arm.

I entered my house and ran straight up into the bathroom were i saw my dad lying face down and ass up. I reached for the toilet paper and gave him a good wipe. He still would not move. "NO DAD YOU CANT BE DEAD!" but i did not give up there. I wiped and i wiped none stop. Night and day i wiped. That was when i gave up... I had failed him... My tears dropped repeatedly into his butt crack. My tears had awoken him from the dead. He put his arms around me and told me he loved me for saving him.

That’s how I saved my dads life!

[Yiffy]

I seriously do believe this story.

You're my new hero <3.

[CrimsonOverlord]

This made me laugh...good job.

[aGhostlycobra]

At 6/1/06 08:13 AM, TheOddSock wrote: Im sitting at my computer browsing the portal when suddenly my dad calls out my name. He was in the bathroom having what smelt like a crap. He then told me that we didn’t have any more toilet paper. I thought he was joking at first until I heard this DISGUSTING sound! It was the sound of his guts coming out of his ass. "QUICK SON!" he shouted at me. "GET ME SOME TOILET PAPER BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!" I ran out my house before realizing i had forgotten my wallet. I dashed back in wrecking my room to find it. The groans from my dads belly shook the house knocking one of my shelves down. THERE IT WAS! The wallet was on that very shelf! I took it then ran out of my house.

Dashing down the road various obstacles stood in my way. I could see an old lady in the distance rolling on the floor having some kind of heart attack. I had no choice but to kick her out the way. Next a gang of mean looking 10 year olds. Knowing i would not stand a chance against them i had to think quick. I reached into my pocket were i found a half eaten sweet. I pulled the wrapper off it like a pin in a grenade and through it into the road. They all rushed after clearing a path for me.

Now i could see the corner shop! I ran faster and faster till i reached it. I smashed through one of the windows and rolled along the floor to the toilet paper. I took a packet and back flipped towards the counter. "£2 please!" Shouted the Indian shopkeeper. With the speed of a cheater my hand zoomed into my wallet taking out a two-pound coin. I put it into the mans hand and ran off with the toilet paper tucked under my arm.

I entered my house and ran straight up into the bathroom were i saw my dad lying face down and ass up. I reached for the toilet paper and gave him a good wipe. He still would not move. "NO DAD YOU CANT BE DEAD!" but i did not give up there. I wiped and i wiped none stop. Night and day i wiped. That was when i gave up... I had failed him... My tears dropped repeatedly into his butt crack. My tears had awoken him from the dead. He put his arms around me and told me he loved me for saving him.

That’s how I saved my dads life!

Guess what there are no mods, so.

WHO CARES YOO NOOB I FECKIN HATE YO BITCHASS SEXE@#_$UEHFS>A)%TU#$)T^UEGJDGJRROLF JSDFASJDFASDM FJSDFMY WALLFEROERISDFASDASDFBDFKGHADNGSDFLGHKPWOE
@#)RU@#TEBGDOFGJSER)GTQ$)T Q#$MQVNTQERNGTQVM*Q)#BT&#$VTC<WE)NET#$*%#$
)^%*TF)KQ*VH^MY) U)U<C*ME &FL@KNM CCVWY*@)MT*Q"XCRQW#RQ#*MTY35v9yw47y890q7ei
opxcasefut
fuckyoutittybitchnigsexlolsmybitchasholefa
glamerfuckstittyshitnixkhsdflaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaomgplz

sucak plz im gonna get banned

[Ryan]

Your dad needs to stop eating light bulbs.

[corruption]

lol that was good

you could sell your story of incredible courage to some poor ass news station and make 10's of dollaers(quids whatever) the suspense the horror the romance

lol or not
i used "t3h agreh faic" cuz i could >:(

[EnIgMaXXVI]

Can you save my life. Wiping my ass is starting to become a bit repetitive.

[PatVicous]

You wiped your dads ass your sick (good story though)

[Death-Locked]

At 6/1/06 08:26 AM, isupportIVXX wrote: You wiped your dads ass your sick (good story though)

lol that was the most funniest, closest to true, actiony, suspency, romancey little thing i have read. but still WTF? lol that was funny

[RedWolf]

i saved my dads hand from being bitn by a shark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HighDefinition]

At 6/1/06 08:13 AM, TheOddSock wrote: That’s how I saved my dads life!

nicee adventure & all, but couldn't you just have improvised & used ur face to wipe his ass?? ;-) you know you want to

[Deathwing43]

LOL!

Yeah, same stuff happens here all the tiiime. =[

[MCNinja]

Fake! We're supposed to believe you wiped your dad's arse day AND night?

[DivergentSanity]

Had you wiped with 3-ply to begin with, you probably wouldn't of had to resort to your magical tears.

[Depredation]

At 6/1/06 08:36 AM, -RedWolf- wrote: i saved my dads hand from being bitn by a shark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeh, right, who would believe that.

Nice story, i believed every word. XD.

[Delitta]

2 or 3 ply? It all makes the difference in saving your dads life, again.

[TheOddSock]

At 6/1/06 08:45 AM, MCNinja wrote: Fake! We're supposed to believe you wiped your dad's arse day AND night?

Yes, why not?

[Eskimomo]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL that was well funne

[UnremarkableBoy]

I lolled... all over the kitchen counter and in parts of the living room... what a mess.

[squirrelly20]

lol

[WolfBoy300]

Whoa O_O go you! I don't know whether to believe it or not!

[Ziper27]

lol funneh story

awesome job :)

[Asswipe3210]

what a shitty story

get it?

[TheOddSock]

At 6/1/06 12:21 PM, Wolf_Boy_300 wrote: Whoa O_O go you! I don't know whether to believe it or not!

I swear down it happened.

[dark-acomplis]

At 6/1/06 08:18 AM, -Marine237- wrote: Your dad needs to stop eating light bulbs.

LOL that would be a start

[Coolboykid]

I loved your story. Now, class, would anyone else like to tell a story?

[dragonfoxx]

At 6/1/06 08:18 AM, aGhostlycobra wrote:

::

Guess what there are no mods, so.

WHO CARES YOO NOOB I FECKIN HATE YO BITCHASS SEXE@#_$UEHFS>A)%TU#$)T^UEGJDGJRROLF JSDFASJDFASDM FJSDFMY WALLFEROERISDFASDASDFBDFKGHADNGSDFLGHKPWOE
@#)RU@#TEBGDOFGJSER)GTQ$)T Q#$MQVNTQERNGTQVM*Q)#BT&#$VTC<WE)NET#$*%#$
)^%*TF)KQ*VH^MY) U)U<C*ME &FL@KNM CCVWY*@)MT*Q"XCRQW#RQ#*MTY35v9yw47y890q7ei
opxcasefut
fuckyoutittybitchnigsexlolsmybitchasholefa
glamerfuckstittyshitnixkhsdflaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaomgplz

sucak plz im gonna get banned

you are weird :| why you wanna get banned? you have a good level, and so you can protect movies you love, why you wanna give that all up? that is weird ya know....