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Posted at: 5/31/06 01:10 AM
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for masturbation? Ive tried soap. My dick gets all foamy. and vaseline is too messy. someone help me.
Posted at: 5/31/06 01:11 AM
A muffin!
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Blood.
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Icy-Hot
Posted at: 5/31/06 01:12 AM
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KY Jelly. Or spit if your cheap. EDN.
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At 5/31/06 01:10 AM, Dramacydal_X wrote: for masturbation? Ive tried soap. My dick gets all foamy. and vaseline is too messy. someone help me.
Like...you hand is good i know , but why dont you try a real woman , that could be usefull too
Posted at: 5/31/06 01:13 AM
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At 5/31/06 01:11 AM, Slinging-Blood wrote: Icy-Hot
Bastard.
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Sandpaper, I know it sounds painful, but if you don't like that then use cooking oil, but it only works if you jack off over a hot flame.
Posted at: 5/31/06 01:14 AM
At 5/31/06 01:13 AM, Smizzoach wrote: Sandpaper, I know it sounds painful, but if you don't like that then use cooking oil, but it only works if you jack off over a hot flame.
Im gonna go try that right now.
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Don't mess with the best
I AM ZEE UBERMENCH
Posted at: 5/31/06 01:18 AM
I did that and its awesome , you will never forget it , trust me...NEVER!
Posted at: 5/31/06 01:19 AM
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Scottmale24 said once in his webcomic that he was going to use his tears as a lubricant. But when someone asked if that really works, he replied with something like: ''too salty''.
Did he really try it?
Posted at: 5/31/06 01:20 AM
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What's all the rave about this lubricant, anyhow?
Pure awesomeness. You must read it. (God-like signature by Zeppekk)
Posted at: 5/31/06 01:21 AM
At 5/31/06 01:18 AM, pavolini wrote: At 5/31/06 01:13 AM, Smizzoach wrote: Sandpaper, I know it sounds painful, but if you don't like that then use cooking oil, but it only works if you jack off over a hot flame.I did that and its awesome , you will never forget it , trust me...NEVER!
Pssh....you are pansies, i use a jagged rock!
Posted at: 5/31/06 01:22 AM
At 5/31/06 01:19 AM, Soragu wrote: Scottmale24 said once in his webcomic that he was going to use his tears as a lubricant. But when someone asked if that really works, he replied with something like: ''too salty''. Did he really try it?
Yes , what did you think , every one has done that ! You havent?!!!
Posted at: 5/31/06 01:23 AM
I heard that wet cement works pretty good.
Posted at: 5/31/06 01:28 AM
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Pure liquid capsaicin.
Suddenly I find that all those negative thoughts creeping around in the back of my head have been shot to the front in a blaze of unwelcomed glory.
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Masturbater with listerine. If you do it enough and you finnally get a girlfriend (or boyfriend, depending on preferance.) Then you'll always taste minty. And thats a good thing.
Posted at: 5/31/06 01:31 AM
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I heard fire works pretty well.
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Posted at: 5/31/06 01:33 AM
At 5/31/06 01:28 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: Pure liquid capsaicin.
Dontcha mean CapsiCUM
Posted at: 5/31/06 01:35 AM
Hot tinfoil also works good.
Posted at: 5/31/06 01:37 AM
At 5/31/06 01:35 AM, Dramacydal_X wrote: Hot tinfoil also works good.
Quit trying so hard. You look like a jackass.
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Hmm... why not try super glue?
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Posted at: 5/31/06 01:42 AM
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no lube is the best lube
Fuck you Newgrounds, you bunch of keyboard warriors. Lol, this guy is cool. Dear God, what the fuck.
Posted at: 5/31/06 01:51 AM
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godly
No Sig for You
Posted at: 5/31/06 01:52 AM
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Greatest, shit, ever
That or heating up butter for 8 minutes
Posted at: 5/31/06 01:53 AM
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hot sauce
Posted at: 5/31/06 01:54 AM
Cum works wonders.
Posted at: 5/31/06 02:04 AM
At 5/31/06 01:54 AM, Crimson_Edge wrote: Cum works wonders.
So does the other fluid that "cums" out of your penis, the urine.
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