somebody kill me

[BlackPlastic]

Thanks in advance for killing me.

Post how you killed me and the troubles and tribulations you went through to do it.

And make it interesting.

[Delitta]

I'll do it. I'll take some throwing knives and snipe you from a tree at your school.

[iscrulz]

I would start at your admonen and cut up to the forehead at let you bleed to death. It was hard finding a good knife but I did it

[<deleted>]

a laugh at your penis and you did it yourself

[totoum]

i tied you up
brought ashlee simpson and made her sing

you died instantly

[Xboxlively]

*Takes out a contract on you*

Wait a week...

[B34T1N]

if i really hated you that much? lol well if i had to AND i hated you i would do something very evil like cut out your eyes, arms and legs then cover up the wounds so you dont bleed to death THEN let you starve in a dark room whilst you are just a torso and a head

[Wyde]

I feed you a quarterpounder with a micro-napalm bomb hidden inside. I then blow the trigger when you least expect it. Straight away! MUAHAHAA!!! >:D
Then you would be the Big-explody King.

[Arktheblade]

i'll slice your gut open and let your internal organs slide out. If your still alive after that i'll rip out your eyes and pour lemon juice and rock salt in your eye sockets.

[<deleted>]

I still think cutting off his penis woud do the trick, or, like I said earier, laughing at it.

[Y-Disciple]

Lead you onto a bus with a bomb that activates when it goes over 55 mph, then explodes when it goes back under 55 mph, or if you try to escape.

[Matt1010]

You brought it upon yourself.

First I'd slice your back with a butcher knife a few times just so you lost about two layers of skin than I would cut off your arms and force surgery to close them up, than drag you across a 250 meter long floor full of glass shards, vinegar and lemon juice. Than you would lie there for two nights.

The morning of the second day I'll place lighter fluid along your legs and let them burn in front of you while I peel your scalp off, poor lime juice on your scalp than sew your scalp back on creating an irritating sting underneath your scalp.

Finally I'll cut open your achiles tendants and force you too run from two rot wilers across from you too the floor of glass.

[Davit]

A giant dildo would do some good internal bleeding

[PatVicous]

i would wip you with a nine tails and feed you draino every day

[Twinsabre]

i shot you

[Desentil]

I did it when you least expected it. The very second after I told you I'd do it when you least expected it.

I wish I could remember what that was from...

[Warrickneff]

Lying there...against the wall...

Your face is all bloody from the constant beatings I have given you to get you into submission. But I'm not about to let you die yet... I notice your head bobbing slightly, but your gaze manages to stay fixed on my eyes. It's full of hate. Finally, after what feels like forever, you blink a few times and fall asleep. The short time I'm letting you have will be the most you're gonna get in days. It's been about 1/2 an hour now, and after preparing myself for the next hour or so I return to your room.

WIth help from a few extension cords and ropes, I fashion you a harness and suspend your tied body from the chin up bar in the doorway. Slowly coming to as your body senses the blood rushing back into your wounds, you gasp as you struggle to remember where you are. Finally, you realize and I take a drink of water half-way through taping up my hands. Slipping on the slim red leather gloves, I feel like a prize fighter emerging from the dressing room and blasting onto the ring....but this time there's now way I'm gonna lose.

[Gamers-Gear]

I would take two uzi´s and pull a matrix on your ass

or

i would steal a car and bust a G.T.A on you

[rst-cenn]

stfu you emo fag keep cutting yourself and die that way

[WickedClown17]

Okay, I'd probaly take a football and shove it in your ass as deep as possible, just for laughs. Then try to remove as much skin as I could from your body while you're still alive.
And if you are and a good bit of it is removed, rub morton salt in the wounds.
Just let you rot away after that.

[Fezz]

Yah.

[Stretchysumo]

I slowly chopped you into bits with a meat cleaver, then dropped the bits into acid.

[I-Am-The-Sex]

i convined you to be emo. then waited.

[GreenCard]

I ripped your arms off and beat you with them.

[Dramacydal-X]

First i'd knock you out and then id tie you up and put you in a basement with a cannibal in a cage. every day for 5 minutes id let him out so he could eat a little more of you.

[anonymous08]

Sulferic Acid

'nuff said

[Vir0s]

I raped you to death

[TwO-FaCeD-PaRaNoID]

i would tie you up in a very nasty way and itch your nose with afeather, then ill tie your mother up a tree and she'll raped by a moose, your head is held with a rope so you can't run away and i've smeared hairgel in your eyes so you cant close them without feeling the delightful pain, you will get half a glass of your brothers pee everyday mixed up with the most grosest of vegtables. To keep you allive. then i will cut your mothers belly open and let a dog eat what's inside. That would make you puke every day, because its too grose.. and slowly... very slowly you will just die out of missery

[Sixers1fan]

At 5/30/06 04:20 PM, Vir0s wrote: I raped you to death

youd rape a dude