Whats your weapon of Choice?

[Nukes-and-Candy]

My patented Norris always gets the job done:

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[Yiffy]

My huge cock.

[mexus]

lol my wep is either a flail, katana, any type of blade ect.

[kinchi]

A bulldozer ^_^ with flames and spikes and bulletproof everything ^_^ muwahahaha, yes it is a godmodders wep....heh

swods, two swords, too bad I'll accidentally cut my arms off.

So I'll have to go with two uzis. Other than that, a bat or a car sounds nice.

[PatVicous]

a stinger missle launcher

[shadow40k0]

mines probably a longsword, can deal little damage at a distance, or can deal massive damage at close range, stabbing wise anyway

[danielsaysnoo]

Cans of spam.

Ram them down a throat until breathing ceases.

[iscrulz]

Crossbow. I would shoot chuck norris in the face and kill him.

[DeIirium]

A gold painted custom made desert eagle with a laser aim .

[BlackPlastic]

At 5/30/06 02:54 PM, mind_crasher wrote: lol my wep is my moms huge dick that I suck every night and suck milk and semen out of.

Due you are one sick basterd mind_crusher.

[Vultures]

At 5/30/06 03:00 PM, danielsaysnoo wrote: Cans of spam.

Ram them down a throat until breathing ceases.

I couldn't have said it better myself.

As for me, well... I love shotguns!!!

[DeadKraz]

+1 Axe FTW

[SadisticSatisfaction]

M16.

[Zzwick]

marshal revolver, a M4 navy commando, a chainsaw or a sword or knife or katana any blade etc.

[B34T1N]

the one i killed you and your stupid norris with and then blew up this stupid pointless thread

[Nukes-and-Candy]

At 5/30/06 03:00 PM, Sham-n-Ham wrote: Crossbow. I would shoot chuck norris in the face and kill him.

No way man!

My Norris© would jab-deflect you puny arrow, triple-spin-kick your crossbow out of your hand, bend you into a pretzel and finish you off with his patented "Papaya Treatment©"

Crossbow. Pfff, how dare you!

[Delitta]

WEAPONS OF CHOICE:
-Chuck Noriss
-Sword
-Throwing Knives
-Daggers
-Stick*GIVE YOU SPLINTERS IN YOUR EYE BITCH!*

[Cancer]

rice is my prefered choice

[ClowntjeGoorlap]

A Sniper Rifle,

yeah I'm so original..

Oh, and Chuck Norris is gay

[raven4784]

poison and sniper.

[Reaperyami]

Dude nobody can beat my chuck norris proof tricky the clown!!!

[Para-Noid]

Hmmmmm

[Dramacydal-X]

Dual sawn off shotguns and a katana.

[mageodarkness]

the love child of chuck norris mr.t and solid snake

[Spike-J-Wolfwood]

My blazing wit… and a gatling gun … and a gasoline powered sweater with GPS and built in spatchula.

[Minion777]

Dual axes for the win.

[Ziggy-Stardust]

my desert eggle and my brothers 9mm
yippie-cai-a mutha fucker

[Little-Wyvern]

I'd use poisons like some very dangerous gasses, like Nerve Gas and BZ, if that doesn't work, try some of the metals, like Thallium and Antimony dropped in tea, and finally, Phosphorus in the victim's soup. And if all else fails, a Tommy Gun should get them

[Unopened-Wound]

A chain saw ever so nicely grafted to my arm, and in the other hand.... a shotgun.