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I agree with you man sex is just another exercise that can be done with too people.

anything else> sex

If you think sex is bad i don't know what type of sex you are having, helps if your girlfriend (partner) is sexy like mine,unlike yours.

Rotfl. The witty remarks of a 13year old.
Where would we be without them.

At 5/30/06 12:17 PM, The_Alliance_2006 wrote: If you think sex is bad i don't know what type of sex you are having, helps if your girlfriend (partner) is sexy like mine,unlike yours.

lol, yours doesn't model like mine, does she?

eat those words 13 yr old fucker =)

and i'll stop now because she is more to me than some trophy, "unlike yours".

you fucking shitfag 13 year old peice of shit.

At 5/30/06 12:17 PM, The_Alliance_2006 wrote: If you think sex is bad i don't know what type of sex you are having, helps if your girlfriend (partner) is sexy like mine,unlike yours.

lol...did you ever wonder why she closes her eyes when you have sex?

it's coz she doesn't like to see your nasty body.

what are you senor nogenitals or something?

At 5/29/06 12:22 PM, the_scouser wrote:

At 5/29/06 12:21 PM, VirginLungs wrote: Pfft... I'm having sex right now.

doggie with the laptop on their back?

lol nice

You think fourty minutes is long? Try three hours.

If you are having sex just for the orgasm, then you are having sex for the wrong reason. The whole thing is a fun experiance, well, unless she is ugly.

NEXT TIME TRY IT WITH A CHICK LOL!

AMIRITE?

At 5/31/06 11:05 PM, terick3 wrote:

At 5/29/06 12:21 PM, VirginLungs wrote: Pfft... I'm having sex right now.

towwels dont count

neither do raw turkeys, you sick son of a bitch!

At 5/29/06 12:16 PM, Wtfpwn wrote: anyways to you virgins looking to get laid, take my word for it; sex is soooo overrated.

well thanks for the info. I was about to go get laid right now but since you've shared this very useful information I'll pass. Thanks!!

I hope you can tell i'm being sarcastic. If not you're a moron.

Hookers dont count

Aight

At 5/31/06 11:03 PM, -Jose- wrote: You think fourty minutes is long? Try three hours.

If you are having sex just for the orgasm, then you are having sex for the wrong reason. The whole thing is a fun experiance, well, unless she is ugly.

first of all, 40 mintues is long, considering how long the average man lasts. also, i was a virgin.

2nd, i've had a BONER for two hours before (was on an airplane...lol) and it's very uncomfortable. i'd rather not go 3 hrs.

3rd, learn to spell experience.

At 5/31/06 11:18 PM, Wtfpwn wrote:
first of all, 40 mintues is long, considering how long the average man lasts. also, i was a virgin.

Thats all you'll be with that attitude. Average.

2nd, i've had a BONER for two hours before (was on an airplane...lol) and it's very uncomfortable. i'd rather not go 3 hrs.

It is more comfortable when your in someone.

3rd, learn to spell experience.

Hahahaha. Learn to spell minutes.

Word of advice. Sex for the first time will never be good, especially if you use a condom. Condoms do in fact take a lot of the male feeling away. Thats why men love tight girls because her juices rubbing onto your penis in a tight vagina is very much pleasureable and to top it off you orgasm still. Condoms will take away feeling but hey its better then an STD or babys. But that why we have birth control shots which are kick ass.

Advice get birth control pills remember girls can cum easier and the feeling is all over her body not just in her vagina. When i ate out my g/f just earlier today i made her cum 8 times within 15 mins. It was fast and she only moaned for about 4-5 seconds each one except the last one, she moaned for about 8-9 seconds. Girls feel the real pleasure when they cum, but guys....guys can build up an awesome orgasm if you last long, thats why its better to let it last and dont Premature ejaculate. So after i was done pleasuring my girl she gave me head, and i have to tell you it felt good the hole time. Warm lips on your penis especiall when they bite it a little bit and when they suck on your penis, it feels awesome the whole time. Then if you let it last a while when you cum it sparys a lot and you feel that orgasm for about 18 seconds and i promise you on that cause it happened today.

Glad i could give you advice cause i did this no less then 2 hours ago so its still frsh in my mind.

Also sex for a girl the first time isnt that great because shes tight and shes more worried about it not hurting then pleasure. She'll get to pleasure when she gets more use to your penis size. I've had sex with my g/f abou 4 times and she still cant take it easy.

Good luck :P

At 5/31/06 11:24 PM, -Jose- wrote:

At 5/31/06 11:18 PM, Wtfpwn wrote:

Thats all you'll be with that attitude. Average.

Hahahaha. Learn to spell minutes.

mine error was obviously a typo. and 40 minutes is above average, phalus-lover. average is 9 minutes (as someone mentioned before), so i'm already 4x better than average. suck on it.

I would have to agree with you. Sex is kind of overrated.

To me, I've always thought of sex as jerking off with more skin touching your skin. Although this does highten the experience to some degree, most of that skin has dull nerve endings. Really, the only bit that feels good is the head of the penis, and/or the shaft. So in reality, jerking off is about the same as sex.

However, I do think sex is an experience everyone should go through in order to develop their own views. Obviously you have all seen at least one guy who can't get enough sex. It's all he talks about, and all he thinks about (same for some girls). Every individual is unique, and until you've had sex, you really can't have a biased opinion on how it will feel once you go through it. Who knows... maybe you'll end up being that guy who can't stop thinking about sex.

An interesting observation I've made thoughout my life is the fact that, as with most other things, the buildup towards sex is always more exciting. It's like a boy waiting for summer vacation to come so he can get off from school, and then before you know it, summer's gone with a general feeling of "meh." The thing that you really got to savour is the buildup, the heartpumping moments when you are unsure whether this make-out session will go further, or will end soon enough.

Whatever the case, I'm sure with time, as I did, you'll understand that sex isn't about the physicality of the matter, but rather the bonding you two experience. I found that having sex with a girl, and making love with the woman you love are two COMPLETELY different things.

So I guess what I'm trying to say is that when you feel you are ready for SERIOUS relationships, dont rush. Take your time and enjoy the buildup, for it will make the experience all the more rewarding.

Thank you for your time.

Tell that to ME!

At 5/30/06 12:17 PM, The_Alliance_2006 wrote: If you think sex is bad i don't know what type of sex you are having, helps if your girlfriend (partner) is sexy like mine,unlike yours.

You need to shut the fuck up. Fag. You're 13 and we all know you haven't had sex.

first time's aite,

gets better. and some days its kinda surprises the fuck outta u when it gets great outta nowhere.

some days can get repetitive tho, but those days are usually followed by sextacular cumtastic uber days.

btw, to the guy who started this, u said u lasted long? i seriously think that the whole virgins last 5 seconds is a myth. cuz i went for the whole night/morning.. maybe it was the condom, too thick maybe?

its not good unless you do it with 17 europeon women with a cherry on top ;)

At 5/29/06 12:16 PM, Wtfpwn wrote: anyways to you virgins looking to get laid, take my word for it; sex is soooo overrated.

yes, because just after having sex with another girl that was a virgin, you know all about sex and all the expirences.

find a better girl to bang who has "tallents"

At 5/29/06 12:25 PM, Wtfpwn wrote:

At 5/29/06 12:23 PM, WofMD wrote: blah, how is that surprising, you can get aids

....SHE IS A VIRGIN, number one. number two, you can only transmit aids if you have aids. do you really think i would fuck my gf, knowing she had aids? come on man, think before you speak.

Uh dude, you can get AIDS, and alot of other scary STDs from sex acts other than sex. Herpies and HPV (which kills more women a year than AIDS) are both spread by skin-to-skin contact. You don't have to go all the way to get something unpleasant. I'm not implying anything about you or your girl, but in this day and age it's a good idea to get tested. The microbiology major has spoken. :)

At 6/1/06 12:40 AM, XoSs wrote: first time's aite,

gets better. and some days its kinda surprises the fuck outta u when it gets great outta nowhere.

some days can get repetitive tho, but those days are usually followed by sextacular cumtastic uber days.

btw, to the guy who started this, u said u lasted long? i seriously think that the whole virgins last 5 seconds is a myth. cuz i went for the whole night/morning.. maybe it was the condom, too thick maybe?

My first time was awful. The girl couldn't get me off. I actually wondered if I was gay. The second chick I was with straightened that out (pardon the pun). But anyway, my point is who you're with can be a huge part of it. But if you can get off and it just takes a while, it's probably just a case of your own physiology. It takes me forever to get off too. But I've found that if you wait a while between sex (and not jerking off in between) make it more intense and better and faster. And a supliment called Oogoplex helps. You can find it online for about $50 for a few months' supply. I tried it when I was on Zoloft, which makes for really, really delayed orgasms. It managed to get me back to a point where I could come from sex, so it was good. Worth looking into.

At 5/29/06 12:16 PM, Wtfpwn wrote:
anyways to you virgins looking to get laid, take my word for it; sex is soooo overrated.

You lie... im havin three some right now.... u should try it tis like ohhh... 1 up my ass 1 up her pussy!

I am always in a perpetual state of continius orgasm. sux2bu.

It's too bad that you didn't enjoy your first few times, but as many have said that's typical of virgins. As you sleep with more people you'll become more experienced and learn how better to pleasure your woman and/or man. At the same time you'll get better sex from others as they mature, because they can learn off you. My advice is that, when you get comfortable with sex, try shopping around a bit, picking up the tricks of the trade. I doubt the relationship you're in now will last, so you'll get plenty of opportunities to learn from more women and/or men. For the moment just go with the flow.

Try going to a whore house when you are older. Those bitches know their stuff, probably because they do it a lot, although I've always suspected that prostitutes are actually brainwashed to gain all their knowledge. I've seen the plugs on the backs of their heads, not that I do them from behind, but when a dark shape leaps out at you from the alley it's common practice to inspect their severed head once you've cleaned the blood of your bat'leth. Sometimes you'll come across the zombie slut, but more often it'll be hobo ninjas. Those guys have nice things for hobos.

This one time a hobo ninja cleaned my wind shield without my permission, well, that's not totally accurate, it wasn't my wind shield. The car belonged to a good friend of mine, Razor Thousand, who works as a rodeo clown, but sunlights as a bodyguard for the king of Spain. That's why I was in his car, he had to pick up the king of Spain's pizza and in the past those sinister pizza delivery boys had tried to poison his order, so Razor wanted some backup and I was the only person he knew who owned the Sword of Kahless.

I originally aquired the sword from a monkey knife fight on board the Ship of the Damned off the coast of Costa Rica. It was hilarious, this little monkey was trying to fight with an enormous sword. Needless to say he got his arse handed to him by Superfluous Ricardo, who had a weapon better suited to the small comfines of the arena and coincidentally his small monkey strength. You might have heard of Ricardo, he won the Primate Exchange of North Indian Source in 2003, the world championship monkey knife fight.

By the by, I'm just writing crap to see if anybody would read it because a) I'm bored and b) I only read a paragraph of the previous long winded responses and got bored.

At 6/1/06 04:27 AM, MCNinja wrote:

.dumb stuff

wow....not at all funny story. thanks for the serious advice though.

if u had sex like 10 minutes ago why the hell would you be talking about with a bunch of guys, and maybe 1 or 2 girls on newgrounds???????? hmm, maybe she was just a prostitute. its obvious that ur making that up. or maybe u just really need a life!!!!!

and on that matter:

At 5/29/06 12:58 PM, The_Soul_Man wrote: You are level 1. You can't have sex.

LOL!