Forum Topic: Man survives on pudding for 2 days

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Posted at: 5/28/06 06:34 AM

A Beechview man returned home Saturday saying he had spent two days in his car after getting lost near a stone quarry in Collier Township.
On Thursday, Rudolph Golling, 79, drove his white Hyundai Elantra to the military commissary at the U.S. Army's Charles E. Kelly Support Facility in Oakdale. On his way home, Golling apparently made a wrong turn and drove about four miles on a dirt path into the woods. Golling said he slept in his car, honked the car horn for help and ate chocolate pudding. He went to look for help yesterday morning.

Golling, who has health problems, said he was found by a man on an all-terrain vehicle who took him to an office at the Collier Stone Co., 80 Noblestown Road, where he called his wife, Shirley. Collier Township police and paramedics found Golling there at 10:37 a.m. A county dispatcher said Golling and his family refused transport to a hospital.

Lucky fella...


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Posted at: 5/28/06 06:40 AM

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I bet it was like MGS 3, but with a 79 year old snake, and more pudding.

One day back seems the mod's are living up to their image. Heh.


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Posted at: 5/28/06 06:42 AM

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Eating pudding for two day?! Somebody give this guy a medal!


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Posted at: 5/28/06 06:44 AM

Chocolate pudding with custard!


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people can survive more than 2 days with no food at all


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Posted at: 5/28/06 06:45 AM

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At 5/28/06 06:40 AM, SunChipsClock wrote: I bet it was like MGS 3, but with a 79 year old snake, and more pudding.

" In the tall grass, you see as it moves along, an instanp pudding box"

Now I want some pudding :(

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Posted at: 5/28/06 06:46 AM

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i think i might of ate nothing but pudding for two days straight on accident... its not that hard just after the second day you have brown piss and a case of the runs..


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Posted at: 5/28/06 06:47 AM

At 5/28/06 06:45 AM, The_Crook wrote:
At 5/28/06 06:40 AM, SunChipsClock wrote: I bet it was like MGS 3, but with a 79 year old snake, and more pudding.
" In the tall grass, you see as it moves along, an instanp pudding box"

Now I want some pudding :(

I want some aswell :(, I have a serious craving to go rob some fucking bakery & steal a pudding or something. And Custard :)


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Posted at: 5/28/06 06:48 AM

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What the fuck is pudding?


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Posted at: 5/28/06 06:50 AM

At 5/28/06 06:48 AM, Mr_Pope wrote: What the fuck is pudding?

... Why dont you Goooooogle it?


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Posted at: 5/28/06 11:17 AM

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Hardly a survival story.When he is down to the point where he must munch on pinecones and stay warm by wrapping himself in tree bark ,then I will aknowledge his bravery or endurance or whatever.

Until then...


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For a second I thought the topid header said, "Man Survives IN pudding for 2 days..."

This account is inactive. If you're reading this then go fuck yourself.

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I had to survive on loctus's for two days do you she people praising me

NO

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That's not necessarily surprising. An average human go for 30 days without eating. Going for 2 days with just pudding, just doesn't seem survival like.


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At 5/28/06 06:42 AM, ---Trendwhore wrote: Eating pudding for two day?! Somebody give this guy a medal!

I know, truly pathetic, I'd like to see someone trapped in a sperm bank with no food or water and having to live off of jizz for two weeks, that's survival.


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Posted at: 5/28/06 11:22 AM

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Dude, did the guy have Alzheimer or something? He only drove FOUR miles of a road into the woods. That's what? A whole 15 second drive back. I chalck this on upto stupidity rather than bravery.

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At 5/28/06 06:45 AM, prof-chaos wrote: people can survive more than 2 days with no food at all

Yea, jesus fasted for 40!!!


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Pfft, that's nothing. I'd give him more respect if it was something like BBQ sauce.


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At 5/28/06 06:45 AM, prof-chaos wrote: people can survive more than 2 days with no food at all

I've gone 4 days without food.

SUCK IT TREBEK,

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Once i survived on nothing but manatee lard for a week. It was almost as tasty as human flesh.


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big deal.

remember the three rule:
3 minutes without air
3 days without water
3 weeks without food

completly made up :)

fuck you

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Posted at: 5/28/06 05:23 PM

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hell id eat pudding for 2 months if i had the chance, not good for me but fun also id probably get sick of it after a while but in the beggining id be happy as can be.

In internet years i'm dead.

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At 5/28/06 06:40 AM, SunChipsClock wrote: I bet it was like MGS 3, but with a 79 year old snake, and more pudding.

Let's just hope it was without the crotch grabbing.


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Now I want pudding.

At 5/28/06 11:19 AM, My_Alias wrote: For a second I thought the topid header said, "Man Survives IN pudding for 2 days..."

That would have been a hell lot more interesting.

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Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Posted at: 5/28/06 05:26 PM

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I assume his car broke down or ran out of gas? Either way who cares, I can survive on pudding. Hell I would enjoy it!

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At 5/28/06 06:48 AM, Mr_Pope wrote: What the fuck is pudding?

LOL


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