teen girl problems

[ZombieLennon]

okay Newgrounds Dot Com users, I need your help making some tough decisions. I've been going out with this girl named Veronica for a couple of months (maybe 9 months) and we're pretty close. She's really attractive, and athletic. She is very well endowed (great breasts, and a very firm ass), and is what some may call a blonde nymphomaniac. She's very beautiful, 115 pounds and has blue eyes (she's an aryan lol), and likes Football.

So anyway, I've been going out with her for a long time, but recently, as I was shoping for groceries at the local K-Mart, I met someone who I couldn't keep my eyes off of. Some shallow men may think of her as being "overweight", but well, I think she's a prize pig. She's 250 pounds, and has massive breasts. I think I am becoming very attracted to this leviathan of a woman. Her name is Aonghas and she works at the k-mart where I usually shop, I don't know why I haven't spotted her until today. And my girlfriend of 9 months is beginning to think that I am having an affair with this woman. Who should I continue seeing? I'm having trouble. This has got to be one of the most important decisions ever in my life, which I have had to make. Please help me.

[Mr-Chuckles]

Screw'em both 'til it all blows up in your face, I always wanted to do that

[Radam]

Fat chick needs your love.

Obey!

[<deleted>]

you picked the wrong BBS to ask.... but i'd say stick with the long term girl. you know you two go well together, and your fat fetish might be a passing phase. (just an idea, i donno you so i can't really say)

[Archile]

hehe,go for the fat one!

[Biggskoo]

At 2/6/03 07:43 PM, PyROmAnIAc30 wrote: you picked the wrong BBS to ask.... but i'd say stick with the long term girl. you know you two go well together, and your fat fetish might be a passing phase. (just an idea, i donno you so i can't really say)

lol stfu noob

coxhill

[Newgrundling]

This sounds like a joke, and if it's not then you should call fox and have them make a reality show out of your life.

[juggalo7]

its your choice..you should talk to her...but i think this is fake.

[Denis-Leary]

All I know is you are probably getting bored with your GF and that is why your mind is wandering. I think. You should ask yourself how you feel about your GF and think of the future and then you will get an answer. Do not leave it up to random people on the internet.

[Mopsicle]

ok, what would NG users say? the woman you love or a crush?

[<deleted>]

At 2/6/03 07:44 PM, MrBiggLLB wrote: lol stfu noob

coxhill

you signed up less then a month before me, and have less posts. shut up.

[Taxman2A]

WTF is with so many people being like "I think you should go with..."

dudes... its a fucking JOKE... he referred to her as a Leviathan of a woman and showed a picture of a fat chick on a scale for gods sakes.

[ZombieLennon]

I think my girlfriend is getting tired of handjobs and blowjobs every evening after work. I'm really bored of my sexual life. I want to invest in the fat girl market

[stealmyinternet]

i think you just made this to see the reaction. this a retarded questiont o ask on this bbs as we are all immature bastards except fora select few. most questions like this result in flame fests or generally unhelpful answeres. which doesnt matter as you arent serious. i hope. my advice... hot one. shes hot.

[Biggskoo]

At 2/6/03 07:47 PM, PyROmAnIAc30 wrote:
you signed up less then a month before me, and have less posts. shut up.

Wow, I see your sarcasm detector is running at full capacity.

[Taxman2A]

WHAT... ANOTHER ONE!HE CALLED HER A PRIZE PIG!!! DONT YOU PEOPLE GET THE JOKE!???!

[Mopsicle]

my advice, get the fuck out of NG BBS, not a good place to get emotional

[stealmyinternet]

i know its a joke if you're referring to me. i said i know you arent serious. but i answered the question anyway. becuz thats the way i do things.

[caseyizzle]

i agree with pyro i would stay with your girl you have been with longer and the fat thing well thats just somthing that will pass. but i would think about it a little more.

[<deleted>]

At 2/6/03 07:49 PM, MrBiggLLB wrote: Wow, I see your sarcasm detector is running at full capacity.

i get alot of lvl 3-9 telling me i'm a n00b. my mistake.

[MelchiorX]

Melchior'z Cr3w aint down wit plumperz

[Taxman2A]

At 2/6/03 07:52 PM, MidgetThug wrote: i know its a joke if you're referring to me. i said i know you arent serious. but i answered the question anyway. becuz thats the way i do things.

Well thats fair enough... but it doesn't excuse the other 90% of people who seriously arent picking up on it at all...
It would be as if I were to post "guys I really like my girlfriend but Ive been thinking about breaking up with her and cutting off my balls with a butter knife, what do you think I should do?"
And then everyone were to respond with "well, hey, I respect your opinion either way, but I personally would go with keeping my balls"

Its not like this was a really subtle post but still a shitload of people arent figuring it out, its just sort of funny lol.

[BanThis]

It all comes down to the basics? There are three questions you should be asking yourself?

- Which one cooks better?
- Which one would be a better lover(meaning good blowjobs, handjobs and overall sex)?
- Which one makes more money?

Whichever girl gets two out of three is the one you should be with!

I know this is a joke, cause no guy would turn down a hot blond for a fat girl (except for those with fat fetishs, and we all know those exist, just like santa clause exists!)

[Dobio]

Well.....whatever....just listen to some music, and get some better ideas. :P

[untouchable8]

stay with the 9 month chick fat people suck anyway

[cylon]

The one you love more.

Don't try jerking them around and going out with both or anything though, because then you'll wind up with neither and rightfully so.

[RockAeroZero]

HERES WHAWT You DO WAFFLEMIESTER:

GET THEM BOTH IN A ROOM AND THE FAT ONE WILL DEVOUR THE SKINNY ONE! YEY!!!!

[BFU-Gunslinger]

dump the fat bird, screw the fit bird!!!

common sence

[RUDE]

Who should I continue seeing? I'm having trouble. This has got to be one of the most important decisions ever in my life, which I have had to make. Please help me.

Keep the nympho that you have now, trust me the fat chick won't do you any favors. Lazy, probably like banging an actual pig and did I say lazy!

[SLaYeRz-GuEsS]

heres an idea.... give me you GF phone ##
in exchange for sum fatt chicks phone ##'z
i know a few in my school LoL

uhhhh if your havin these feelins its probably cuz your GF doesnt have sumthin you want....