Lockday 2006 Has begun!

[Lock-Legion]

That's right folks, Today, Thursday may 26th 2006 is the 3ne annual LOCKDAY.

On this glorious event, locks from all around the world submit their greatest flash movies all at the same time. Be on the lookout for tons of collabs and movies coming to you through the portal!

[ShitOnAStick]

At 5/26/06 05:06 AM, Lock_Legion wrote: That's right folks, Today, Thursday may 26th 2006 is the 3ne annual LOCKDAY.

uhh,...try friday?

[Shaun]

oh god no, so far its all the same old crap.
ill do my best to keep these off the portal..
i dont like my chances.

[Thinger]

At 5/26/06 05:06 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote:

At 5/26/06 05:06 AM, Lock_Legion wrote: That's right folks, Today, Thursday may 26th 2006 is the 3ne annual LOCKDAY.

uhh,...try friday?

well..

[UberKuri]

Hoorah. I already new about this.

I didn't check the site, nooo I didn't <.<

[Andersson]

You should really have told them to comprimize the file size before they submit to the Portal.

Some of them are like almost 5 MB large and it's just a background song that takes up 99% of that space. =S

[jiem]

Yeah, Happy Lockday everyone. <3

[Lock-Legion]

At 5/26/06 05:06 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote:

At 5/26/06 05:06 AM, Lock_Legion wrote: That's right folks, Today, Thursday may 26th 2006 is the 3ne annual LOCKDAY.

uhh,...try friday?

Thats what I get for "copy-pasting the old one"

[blamurai]

I have already done my part I like...so far

the Sweet home coLab and a couple others I don't recall off hand just remember i liked 'em
HAPPY FUKKIN' LAWCK DAI

[Foamy-pint]

If you want to celebrate your precious birthday celebrate it on your website where all your little bum buddies can gather in a lock legion orgy and leave newgrounds out of it.
Blam all lock legion material

[Alukhard]

At 5/26/06 05:20 AM, Foamy_pint wrote: If you want to celebrate your precious birthday celebrate it on your website where all your little bum buddies can gather in a lock legion orgy and leave newgrounds out of it.
Blam all lock legion material

You should find a psychologist.

[BananaBreadMuffin]

At 5/26/06 05:20 AM, Foamy_pint wrote: Blam all lock legion material

What about the GOOD stuff? Let the celebrate their heritage all they want.

LL - Cliche. Heart.

[NewGroundsMachine]

At 5/26/06 05:06 AM, Lock_Legion wrote: That's right folks, Today, "*!Thursday!*" may 26th 2006 is the 3ne annual LOCKDAY.

lol one of the flash authors said it was 2005

here's some reviews before there blammed...
"Entry: Lock Wars Epi 1 SE Overall Score: 0
as said in your own flash "Happy Lock Day 2005". woooo

Author's response:
^_^ thanks for the review. Much love hombre. " - My response... this dude must be nutz or overly kind

"Entry: LL - Garlic's Lock Day Overall Score: 0
I took some of your advise to heart. I don't like this kind of stuff. It makes me sooooooooo *chills* scared. So I clicked the "x" like you said and gave you a zero since all I saw was the warning. GL w/ future projects. Oh yea, I know i didnt take the other part of your advise about "shuttin up" sorry.

Author's response:
The 'warning' was not the entire movie. You had to wait a few seconds, then it starts. Proves that Newgrounds members doesn't view the full movie.

Have a nice day, Mr. " - My response...Jokin hello. I watch all of everything.

"Entry: LL - Teh Awesome Forces Overall Score: 0
Strawberry :( ahahahahahahaha Teh Awe some Forkes "UNITE"

Author's response:
another emo who sucks at flash for christ sake you doesnt even have a submission!

Flash by NewGroundsMachine:
- none -

people like you disgust me " - My response... emo? far from it. I do suck at flash but I dont suck at knowin what is good, nice, great, or the boom....oh yea and crap

"Entry: Breadfruit's swell day Overall Score: 0
Happy family arent u guys? Clocks, Locks, and Glocks. So u a trader?

Author's response:
I beg your pardon? " - My response.... You heard what I said.

footnote:only 8/18 responded...all 18 got 0/5 and 0/10....be back w/ more reviews and comments as they come along.

[el-torro]

I'm really sorry to be an absolute ass hole, but I really really hate lock day.

I know that on May 26th I should never come onto Newgrounds, because the portal is just full of junk.

And I do mean to cause offence because I think that all the movies have only one single purpose. Celebrate Lockday.

Now that is perhaps perpose enough....however, around 90% of all the movies that get posted onto the portal are absolute crud. I can respect those people who really worked hard to produce somthing of quality, and I give marginal respect to every one who gets into the spirit of the day. But in all honesty, overall the movies are shite!

I love the fact that everyone gets togther and make collabs.
But then the result is a load of ass!!

No-one form the admin has even bothered to post a "Happy Lock Day" message on the home page, enough evidence to show that Lock day is not important to NG.

And none of the movies have made it to the front page either.

All in all, its a waste of time!

Lock day should be suck-cock day! Which it is already!!! Ha....ha.....

[Foamy-pint]

El-torro you are the man.
You have a good point about NG not having a banner or anything for this special day (yeah right). Lock legion does suck ass and cock.
Blam all lock legion material.

[blamurai]

LOL you guys gotta check out Surprise Sex... it is hilarious

[ElMaster]

At 5/26/06 05:54 AM, el_torro wrote: Crap

Flash by el_torro:
- none -

[blamurai]

I don't give a shit I <3 teh Locks and teh Clocks, but fuck teh glocks

[Foamy-pint]

Just because somebody hasn't done any flash work themselves doesn't mean they don't have an opinion. Some people can't actually draw or animate so they stick to reviewing other people work to make sure newgrounds doesn't fill up with shit (shit = lock legion). Just because what they say in their reviews is what you don't want to hear, you can't bitch at them.

[NewGroundsMachine]

At 5/26/06 06:04 AM, ControlLock wrote:

At 5/26/06 05:54 AM, el_torro wrote: Crap

Flash by el_torro:
- none -

Flash by me:
-none-

You know how many times I've see that said to me. Who the f*** cares if we have made flash's and posted them on NG. At least I know what it takes to make them. At least I know how to make art. At least I know what is entertaining or not. I've been around almost twice as much as most of you here. Sure my signup date is contrary to that but I've been looking, watching, and playing here for 3 years now. It seems to only take a month around hee to really know whats good or not and be able to judge by it. a month = ~4000 flash's ~50%watched so u think after those 2000 flash's ppl cant judge what is good or not. And who cares if they think its bad or not. If they think it's great so be it marry the guy/gurl, if they dont then say thanks for the review and move on. You can't please everyone. If you think you can well you best wait 10 years and think again.

[el-torro]

At 5/26/06 06:04 AM, ControlLock wrote:

At 5/26/06 05:54 AM, el_torro wrote: Crap

Flash by el_torro:
- none -

Ooh, did someone get a little offended!?!?!?!?

Yes that's right, there is no flash by El Torro. That is because good ol' El has the balls to admit that he's not good at flash in the slighest, that his last attempts at submitting flash on NG sucked balls and that he is a talentless dick.....

Unlike all you stupid suck-cock-locks who are talentless dicks, and seem to need a whole day in celebrating your lack of talent!!. All of you seem to come together and share your incredibly crap load of wank. Its bad enough that you all suck....but doing together. OMG!!

I declare that lock day will be renamed as "Suck-cock-day"

Here are the rules:

1- Anyone is entitled to submit flash!
2- Good flash is not allowed to be submitted. (Sorry to the cool people!!)
3- Your flash must be horrible, with crap sound, crap animation and...well....just crap everything!
4- Pictures of penises are not allowed unless they are badly drawn.
5- Never submit a flash that has been worked on, longer than 4 hours
6- Preferably submit flash that is unfinished and has the following:
6a- no storyline
6b- music that makes no sense to the storyline which is non existent
6c- Stolen content
7- You must have in the notes something along the lines of "this is the best flash I have ever submitted....I worked so hard on it and it is great! WTF Vote 5!......OMG! STFU!!!!"
8- You must always use this picture as the little logo thingy majigy:

[Jesse-Ray]

Flash by JesseRay

-none-

and it's got a 1.91/5

[AbsintheClock]

Looks like today my save and whistle points are gonna skyrocket. I'm looking forward to see what Clocky, Knuckles, and Dia came up with.

[StalinClock]

At 5/26/06 05:52 AM, NewGroundsMachine wrote: "Entry: Breadfruit's swell day Overall Score: 0
Happy family arent u guys? Clocks, Locks, and Glocks. So u a trader?

Author's response:
I beg your pardon? " - My response.... You heard what I said.

I still don't understand what you mean by trader.

[BananaBreadMuffin]

At 5/26/06 06:17 AM, el_torro wrote: I declare that lock day will be renamed as "Suck-cock-day"

You aren't funny, you aren't clever, and most importantly of all, you're blowing the entire thing out of proportion.

[Alukhard]

At 5/26/06 06:17 AM, el_torro wrote: stuff

You, my good sir, fail at making a point.

[Foamy-pint]

El_torro thank you.
You have made my day and I thought I was gonna hate today because of it being lock day.
I'm really glad that somebody has the balls to stand up to these bunch of noobs and declare that lock day does suck becuase it really does.

[Andersson]

At 5/26/06 06:17 AM, el_torro wrote: Stuff...

You make your fucking "Suck-cock-day", but mind us celebrating Lockday now, and you keep your fucking day at another date.

[Alukhard]

At 5/26/06 07:00 AM, Foamy_pint wrote: El_torro thank you.
You have made my day and I thought I was gonna hate today because of it being lock day.
I'm really glad that somebody has the balls to stand up to these bunch of noobs and declare that lock day does suck becuase it really does.

Out of all the people here, you are the biggest noob.

[Foamy-pint]

What because I am voicing my opinion.
Grow up Garlic lock just because I am saying something you don't want to hear doesn't mean I am a noob.