stuff found while cleaning my room

[Makaio]

i recently cleaned my room fully and in detail for the first time in years and found some interesting/fucked up things.

some of the items discovered include

1.a 2 year old half eaten white chocolate cadbury Easter egg.

2.my first playboy which i cut up and hide inside an airplane book.

3.a large wad of my matted together pubes, i believe these to be from last July, i remember trimming them for summer.

4.an untouched bowl of chili from several months ago that was brought up to me when i was sick.

5.$13 something.

6.The memory card from my Nintendo 64 that i lost in grade 5.

7.dozens upon dozens upon dozens of coke/7up cans/bottles.

8. the pizza box i spit my flem into when i had bronchitis last year.

9.a kool aide slushy that had turned to a thick syrup.

10.various other items........

Any of you find anything crazy or gross while cleaning?

save this link for the next time someone says your room is a mess.

[EyezOnMe]

At 5/25/06 09:05 PM, Makaio wrote: 8. the pizza box i spit my flem into when i had bronchitis last year.

How long was it there for?...

[silly-rabies]

1. a sock stuck to the carpet

2. a 2 year old gatorade

3. a bible

4.a sub with mold on it

5.a smell so agonizing that threw up

6. a teddy bear missing this arms and a sign saying "your next"

7. 10 dollars in small change.

8. underwear from when i was in 3rd grade

9. action figures

10. my kingdom hearts game

[StoneGuy]

when my older bro left for college he gave me 12 playboy's, i remeber at the time that being a very happy moment, now he is off working in bosten

[Smizzoach]

You're a pig, do you have pest infestations galore?

[TehreTard]

At 5/25/06 09:09 PM, EyezOnMe wrote:

At 5/25/06 09:05 PM, Makaio wrote: 8. the pizza box i spit my flem into when i had bronchitis last year.

How long was it there for?...

Call it a hunch, but I think he said it's been there since last year

[milinko959]

At 5/25/06 09:05 PM, Makaio wrote: 3.a large wad of my matted together pubes, i believe these to be from last July, i remember trimming them for summer.

...why did you put them in your room? Did you think they would just magically go away?

[EyezOnMe]

At 5/25/06 09:11 PM, TehreTard wrote:

At 5/25/06 09:09 PM, EyezOnMe wrote:

At 5/25/06 09:05 PM, Makaio wrote: 8. the pizza box i spit my flem into when i had bronchitis last year.

How long was it there for?...

Call it a hunch, but I think he said it's been there since last year

I meant as in "omg, it was there for a year?!?"...

Coverup >.<

[Shdow]

Today after school me and the rest of the book-room-crew were assigned to cut all remaining locks off lockers, and return books/throw away trash.
we found lots of interesting stuff people should have in their lockers.
besides rotten lunch, we found a salad bowl, some a stich doll, some un-opened GI-Joe action figures, lots of clothes, shoes, rotten milk, a big bag of candy.......... stuff

[Makaio]

At 5/25/06 09:09 PM, EyezOnMe wrote:

At 5/25/06 09:05 PM, Makaio wrote: 8. the pizza box i spit my flem into when i had bronchitis last year.

How long was it there for?...

about a year, well right before the original insignia sigs closed down so maybe less.

oh and i left out

A blob of sticky hardened pop on the carpet and a tube of toothpaste i stepped on that blew up, which also hardened to the carpet.

[CleverNickname]

I found homework that I needed.

[TheAbominableMatt]

Man, you really are a pig....

[blanblan]

1. a spider
2. more spiders
3. ants
4. more ants
5. some boogers someone picked and left on the wall (bastards!!!)
This is too discusting for me to go on.

[Dramacydal-X]

One time I moved my shirt and saw a half eaten chicken wing covered in little brown maggot type things. Then I looked around my room and I found more of them all over my room. Even in my blankets. After that I threw up.

[Ebotchl]

Lmfao. Funny shit...

I discovered after about a year and a half that my cat was no longer using its kitty litter box, but instead using under my bed. I had always wondered what the smell was.

I also found a used smoke bomb from when I had lit one off in my room about 8 months ago. (that was fun. I lit it off under my bed and the smell still remains.)

2 bottles of spray paint, and a very flamable substance used for cars.

And last but not least, at least 20 pairs of socks.

[Bran-Man]

I once found a paper full of the first porn pictures that I had printed off of the internet. I must have masterbated to them like 20 times before I found a porno sitting outside my school.

The paper was from when I was 12-13. When I found it, I whacked off to it with the good memories and put it in a box, where I will not see it for years to come....cum...

[Makaio]

At 5/25/06 09:14 PM, blanblan wrote: 1. a spider
2. more spiders
3. ants
4. more ants
5. some boogers someone picked and left on the wall (bastards!!!)
This is too discusting for me to go on.

hah believe it or not i had no insects or rodents :D

At 5/25/06 09:12 PM, milinko959 wrote:
...why did you put them in your room? Did you think they would just magically go away?

i usually keep them for awhile afterwards because i'm amazed i let my pubes get to the point where i could trim that much off them.

[DigDugz]

At 5/25/06 09:09 PM, silly_rabies wrote: 8. underwear from when i was in 3rd grade

HOT

[TehreTard]

At 5/25/06 09:14 PM, blanblan wrote: 3. ants

Same here, they were all in one spot for some reason. The nastiest thing I found in my room however was a dead rat.

[Bwave]

how do you have a half eaten cadbury egg? They are so easy to finish, that having a half eaten one seems disgraceful. There are chinese kids in china (I dont care if that's the expression, I'm tired.)

[Makaio]

At 5/25/06 09:18 PM, Bwave wrote: how do you have a half eaten cadbury egg? They are so easy to finish, that having a half eaten one seems disgraceful. There are chinese kids in china (I dont care if that's the expression, I'm tired.)

yes it was the usually good kind with the creamy center but the white chocolate ones are horrible.

[Rigormort1s]

At 5/25/06 09:05 PM, Makaio wrote: Any of you find anything crazy or gross while cleaning?

You know how milk gets after like a couple of days?
Well I left a class of milk underneath my bed and it got all nasty, sort of like cottage cheese and it smelled so rank.
The other thing I found was some old boxers that a crapped in when I was in 2nd grade and I hid it behind my book case in fear of my parents figuring out. Actually it wasn't that disgusting, all crusted up. I just said "Hey I remember when I did this, lol".

[TenSecondTom]

I was doing yardwork the other day and found the remains of what I think was a cat. It was smelly and looked like a mattered wet rug.

[darkdrago700]

6.The memory card from my Nintendo 64 that i lost in grade 5.

N64s dont have memory cards

[Veerwhil]

I found Atlantis.

[Null-Master]

Any of you find anything crazy or gross while cleaning?

mmm... I can't answer that question 'cause I haven't cleaned it in a while, I guess it may have biohazard things under the beds.

[blanblan]

At 5/25/06 09:45 PM, darkdrago700 wrote:

6.The memory card from my Nintendo 64 that i lost in grade 5.

N64s dont have memory cards

Yeah they do. You put them on the controller and then you eat them, hoping to have good luck for the rest of your life. A few years later, you realize eating the memory card was a big mistake, because you died.

[Null-Master]

At 5/25/06 09:45 PM, darkdrago700 wrote:

6.The memory card from my Nintendo 64 that i lost in grade 5.

N64s dont have memory cards

They do have memory cards, at least some of the games need them.

[harryjarry]

At 5/25/06 09:45 PM, darkdrago700 wrote: N64s dont have memory cards

Yeah they did, you could put them into the controllers =P.

I haent cleaned for awhile, but I know I have found some good stuff.

Although off the top of my head all I can name are old books, papers, cables/cords, toys, and some bottles/cans =P.

[Another-Ryan]

At 5/25/06 09:09 PM, silly_rabies wrote

6. a teddy bear missing this arms and a sign saying "your next"

your next what?