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So I'm walking in Philly, you know just getting some fresh air, when all of a sudden I see TOM FUCKING FULP walk out of Starbucks with his Abercrombie & Fitch sweater. I shit myself and immediatly followed him. I was going to ask him if he could give me a Daily Feature or something. So he sits down at a table and sips his coffee and I sat down next to him. He looked up at me and said words that I will never forget.

"What the fuck do you want?"

I giggled in glee and introduced myself. Then he backhanded me right across my face. I was getting kinda teary but I wouldn't leave without an autograph. I gave him a piece of paper and he signed the most beautful autograph ever!

"Get the fuck away from me" -Tom Fulp

I started to piss myself in my seat. He looked at me in disgust and flipped my chair over. My head hit the concrete and I started to cry but managed to mutter out my last words.

"I love you Tom"

He stepped on my face and I just woke up in the hospital 3 hours ago. I can barely talk and I think he broke my jaw, but I will never forget the day I met Tom Fulp.

Owned.

What???????/

Tom wears abercrombie???

Fucking win.

Doubt it. Only Wade Fulp would do something like that. I think wade got a restricting order for someone.......
Tom if you are here say if it is true!

Abercrombie & Fitch, lol

At 5/23/06 10:42 PM, Sceptor wrote: Doubt it. Only Wade Fulp would do something like that. I think wade got a restricting order for someone.......
Tom if you are here say if it is true!

Restraining you stupid fart fucker.

show a pic of the paper

At 5/23/06 10:37 PM, Dusty_Gorilla wrote:

"What the fuck do you want?"

I giggled in glee and introduced myself. Then he backhanded me right across my face. I was getting kinda teary but I wouldn't leave without an autograph. I gave him a piece of paper and he signed the most beautful autograph ever!

Hahaahaaa

Silly made up stories.

At 5/23/06 10:43 PM, Dusty_Gorilla wrote:

At 5/23/06 10:42 PM, Sceptor wrote: Doubt it. Only Wade Fulp would do something like that. I think wade got a restricting order for someone.......
Tom if you are here say if it is true!

Restraining you stupid fart fucker.

I spelled it wrong shit head.

At 5/23/06 10:45 PM, J05H_DA wrote: show a pic of the paper

Sorry your right!

Tom Fulps UBER sexy Autograph

Stupid story, the personality doesn't match Tom

You should've made it Wade

At 5/23/06 10:43 PM, Dusty_Gorilla wrote:

At 5/23/06 10:42 PM, Sceptor wrote:

Restraining you stupid fart fucker.

I spelled it wrong shit head.

Fart fucker, Shit head, calm down.

I dunno, guys. This story sounds pretty true to me.

At 5/23/06 10:49 PM, TheSpaz wrote: I dunno, guys. This story sounds pretty true to me.

YA I KNOW I BELEV IT

At 5/23/06 10:50 PM, ChronologicalClock wrote:

At 5/23/06 10:49 PM, TheSpaz wrote: I dunno, guys. This story sounds pretty true to me.

YA I KNOW I BELEV IT

Well you should.

yeah but i doubt he wears ambacrombie

At 5/23/06 10:48 PM, Crosses wrote:

At 5/23/06 10:43 PM, Dusty_Gorilla wrote:

At 5/23/06 10:42 PM, Sceptor wrote:

Restraining you stupid fart fucker.

I spelled it wrong shit head.

Fart fucker, Shit head, calm down.

Sorry. Got caught in the moment.

At 5/23/06 10:37 PM, Dusty_Gorilla wrote: Abercrombie & Fitch sweater.

I stopped reading right there.

pwned in the ass

now where did i put those gold stars?

Wow. He sounds like a real gentleman. I want his children.

At 5/23/06 10:42 PM, Pierced-Mind wrote: Abercrombie & Fitch, lol

no... he's too poor to afford the Fitch part D:

At 5/23/06 10:48 PM, Dusty_Gorilla wrote:
Tom Fulps UBER sexy Autograph

Why was the pic taken 4 years ago?

*LE GASP!* Tom goes outside?! <:o Oh and I believe your story becuz u live in the same place he does and it's unimaginable to see someone lie about where they live on their profile XD

sarcasm

At 5/23/06 11:23 PM, Clever_Nickname wrote: Why was the pic taken 4 years ago?

Rofl...good question.

At 5/23/06 10:49 PM, TheSpaz wrote: I dunno, guys. This story sounds pretty true to me.

Yup the pic of the autograph proved it anybody who doubts this has never seen T-Fulps orgasm inducing handwriting.

and besides that totally sounds like T-Fulp anyways

T Fulp

you had me until he alledgedly said "What the fuck do you want?"

one thing to say lol
im serious fucking funny how tom said what the fuck do u want and all that stuff lol

At 5/23/06 10:37 PM, Dusty_Gorilla wrote:

He looked up at me and said words that I will never forget.

"What the fuck do you want?"

I gave him a piece of paper and he signed the most beautful autograph ever!

"Get the fuck away from me" -Tom Fulp

I started to piss myself in my seat. He looked at me in disgust and flipped my chair over. My head hit the concrete and I started to cry but managed to mutter out my last words.

"I love you Tom"

He stepped on my face and I just woke up in the hospital 3 hours ago. I can barely talk and I think he broke my jaw, but I will never forget the day I met Tom Fulp.

lol