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With the help of 14 biologists, 3424243 computer technicians, and 493693409 5 year old children living in a sweatshop to complete the newest game console.

While it's technology out matches all gaming systems in world today, there still is a lot of contriversy over it's controller. Nintendo is still keeping some design from the "Wii" but has changed a lot of the system, gamer-wise; they have also put in controller-holder for the consumers convenience (as if that hasn't been done before).

I sat down with the head developers of Nintendo for an interview, and most of what I'm hearing is good, and that the new system will be out around 2008 (sorry guys). One of the head developers of Nintendo, who's name he wished to be hidden, said that "It will be well worth the wait, with all the time and effort we have, and still are putting into it. Despite the controller, the real deal about this console is it's hard drive", and why wouldn't he, the new console is rumored to have 800 GB or memory!

The graphics are said to be cutting edge and so realistic, you won't be kidding when you say you feel like you're really in the game!

There have been rumors that Nintendo has been lying, cheating, and stealing other peoples ideas, and that is simply not true. The anonimous contributor went on to say "If you would spend almost a trillion dollars on something that has already been made, you must be a fool."

He then showed us some of the photos of the new machine, and here they are, a Newgrounds.com Exclusive, the photos of the new Nintendo Gaming system...

Nintendo Spent $789 Billion...

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so..wii sux

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It also speaks italian.

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At 5/23/06 12:46 AM, physco_pickle wrote: so..wii sux

You don't play games


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interesting looking game console.... is that what they are really planning to make? it looks like a VHS/DVD player to me.

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At 5/23/06 12:45 AM, Mad-Cow wrote: He then showed us some of the photos of the new machine, and here they are, a Newgrounds.com Exclusive, the photos of the new Nintendo Gaming system...

OMFG, it looks so revolutionary and innovative, i'm gonna pre-order it now!


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Thats not Wii


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your parody wasn't as good as the other guys. but still ok xD


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FUCKSHITDAMNNINTENDOISFAGGYFUCKXBUXISHUEGA
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HISSHIT.

Nintendo Wii:
Innovative design
Change may be bad

Xbox 360:
Good line-up of current next-gen games
Gimmicky

Playstation 3:
Next-Gen technology
Steep price tag.

Pick your battles.


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At 5/23/06 12:47 AM, KWAS71KCK wrote: interesting looking game console.... is that what they are really planning to make? it looks like a VHS/DVD player to me.

Actually, Nintendo decided to, in a way, go back to the basics. They're planning to make cartredges for the games like the NES, but this time, you won't be blowing on it to get it to work, lol, hopefully.

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At 5/23/06 12:48 AM, ChronologicalClock wrote: Thats not Wii

They scraped Wii, they're starting over anew.


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I could put my peeny in the NES.

Ever since then, though, the consoles just got smaller and smaller!

Fucking Wii...

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I always hated those numberpad controllers.


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Oh, and by the way...

I CALL FIRST PLAYER ON BURGER TIME.


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Makes me want to play Coleco again. BC's quest for tires for the win.


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At 5/23/06 12:56 AM, Midnyte_Rayne wrote: Oh, and by the way...

I CALL FIRST PLAYER ON BURGER TIME.

that was such an awsome game


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At 5/23/06 12:58 AM, Amish-Tech wrote:
At 5/23/06 12:56 AM, Midnyte_Rayne wrote: Oh, and by the way...

I CALL FIRST PLAYER ON BURGER TIME.
that was such an awsome game

Yeah right, you're so full of shit. It's not even out yet Buger Time X (or BTX) is coming out 2008, around the Fall.

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Good old coleco vision.
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play Zaxon or river raid...

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At 5/23/06 12:47 AM, KWAS71KCK wrote: interesting looking game console.... is that what they are really planning to make? it looks like a VHS/DVD player to me.

You better had been joking. If not, may god have mercy on your soul.


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I love nintendo.

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At 5/23/06 12:47 AM, -Hierophant- wrote: It also speaks italian.

venician or mountainous italian, i speak venician and spanish and german and a little dutch (and english obviously)


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At 5/23/06 12:47 AM, nukechicken wrote:
At 5/23/06 12:46 AM, physco_pickle wrote: so..wii sux
You don't play games

so you don't have a life
nukechicken... ya hit nail on the head man, nail on the head.

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At 5/23/06 12:46 AM, physco_pickle wrote: so..wii sux

well you sir have no clue what your saying


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Nice try, Mad Cow.

hmmmm.... I wonder what influenced the idea for this thread?

links below.

[Wii Together] [Teh Space]

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I must say, I don't really think this is funny.


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It feels like we are in the 80's again.

Wait, we are. Oh no...


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At 5/23/06 09:21 PM, Guitardude91304 wrote: Nice try, Mad Cow.

hmmmm.... I wonder what influenced the idea for this thread?

links below.

Wtf are you talking about?

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