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Ok so there's my ethics teacher, dumbass friend griff, clever friend robert and me tim. (circa 2003)

Teacher: Saddam Hussein is trapped in his country because of the American and British forces; which means he wont be able to escape now like many people believed.

Griff: Wait a minute, thats kinda like when Napoleon was stuck in Poland because Hitler and the Nazis had his country surrounded.

Tim: Uh no griff... Napoleon lived more than a hundred years before the Nazis invaded Poland.

Robert: (Laughing Histerically at Griff)

Griff: (insulted) Well whatever I dont care about Geography anyway.

Tim: (LAUGHING SO MUCH)

Robert: Its called history Griff...(Giggling)

Griff: (Oblivious to what Robert just taught him) Screw Economics

Robert and Tim: (LITERALLY ROFL)

That was so Wtf the whole class even the teacher laughed.

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. THE OTHER EVENING, I WAS PARTAKING IN A FINE CASE OF BEER WHEN SUDDENLY YOUR MOTHER ENTERED THE ROOM AND STOLE THE REMAINDER OF MY CASE. OUT OF COMPLETE AND UTTER EXASPERATION AND CONFUSION, I STOOD UP AND PURSUED HER INTO THE BACK BEDROOM, WHERE I PROCEEDED TO POUND HER FACE WITH MY SALUBRIOUS SCROTAL SEEDS AND SWING MY MANLY MEAT MACHINE ABOVE HER FACE LIKE A HELICOPTER. I RELINQUISHED MY BEERS FROM HER CLUTCHES AND BEGAN CHUGGING THEM MADLY OUTSIDE, EMITTING A BELCH SO LOUD THAT YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE COLLAPSED, KILLING YOUR FAMILY, I GUARANTEE IT.

This 5 year old kicked a ball and his dad puts his hand on his shoulder and says "Your a man now!" then wiped the tears from his eyes.

WTFFHIGO?

At 5/20/06 12:31 PM, The-Real-Thin-H-Line wrote: Stuff

Long, unbroken blocks of all-caps random dirty crap make baby Jesus cry. I took a look at your other posts, I seriously hope you get banned.

Lets see.

I dont really have that many. But i had an ex girlfriend that randomly told me like 4 months into our relationship that she had had 2 abortions.

I was like "wtf"
I broke up with her the next day.

At 5/20/06 12:38 PM, Jagazaar wrote:

At 5/20/06 12:31 PM, The-Real-Thin-H-Line wrote: Stuff

Long, unbroken blocks of all-caps random dirty crap make baby Jesus cry. I took a look at your other posts, I seriously hope you get banned.

oh this is rich. thank you for taking the internet seriously. now let's begin.

1. "baby Jesus"? Religion is merely a cult for the weak minded to join so they can be told how to live their lives. GTFO plz!

2. If you haven't noticed, i'm kinda trying to get banned. permanently. do you really think i care about an internet forum? LAUGH OUT LOUD, YOUR MOUTH IS FUCKED, SHITDICK.

3. ??????????

4. Profit!

A girl in my class asked my teacher how sperm is donated. Even though she knows damn well.

And this wasn't in health class, it was in Spanish Class =P

I went to the toilet to do my buissness. Afterwards, I realized I needed to replace the roll. I reached over to the cuboard to open it, only to have it open before I touched it! A hand then appeared with a new roll of toilet paper!

I later discovered this was my little brother.

Well, there was this time that a girl told me she wanted to give me a blowjob while I was snowboarding at a ski resort. We ended up going into the woods and I sat down on my snowboard and it was cold, but hey "Head is head".

Oh yeah, when I was like 12, there was this fat highschooler kid that thought he was wicked cool and he would ride his mountain bike around the school right next to where I played baseball, and one day, he was like showing off and doing wheelies and shit and he hit a board in the road and totally flipped his bike. I was totally like, WTF.

i was in my locol grocery store lookin at the drinks in the cooler and (im thinkin it was the shopkeepers dad or something ) ran out from a backroom and screamed as loud as you can imagine !!!!!!!!DONT TOUCH THOSE PEANUTS !!!!!!!!!1 SO I SHIT MY SELF AND RAN BEHIND THE COUNTER . A nd the shopkeeper thought i was tryin to rob the place so he chased me down the street . i havent been back since

At 5/20/06 01:09 PM, The-Real-Thin-H-Line wrote: oh this is rich. thank you for taking the internet seriously. now let's begin.

Heh, touche. Well, if you really want to get perma-banned, just make a few threads with stuff like what you wrote before, then create a few alts to continue spamming once your main gets banned. That should get you deleted, assuming that's your aim.

But anyways, you're right. lolinternet.

At 5/20/06 12:19 PM, Newground_Freak wrote: walking in on my brother's conception.

The same thing happened to me a year ago and I'm still an only child.
WTF?!?!?!

There's a kid at school that I called stupid... the best come back he could think of was "Duh, you're stupid." I was like "What the fuck kind of come back was that?!?"

At 5/20/06 12:38 AM, QuikFox wrote: I didn't read your post because I saw you had a Linkin Park image in your shit sig.

I regret reading your post after seeing Green Day in your shit profile.

I just replaced everything with "Wah, wah, wah. Life is hard. I'm gonna cut myself" Only worded very poorly and with 1337 speak.

His topic has nothing to do with emos, his grammar was pretty good, and he used no 1337 whatsoever.
Dumbass.

i once bought a glitched version of parrapa the rapper
where it was like impossible to get past the first level with the chip chop onion master
i would know i rented a diffrint copy once and beat the game
so any way i still couldnt beat the first level and i was like wtf?

At 5/20/06 01:32 PM, TehMoonMaster wrote:

At 5/20/06 12:38 AM, QuikFox wrote:

His topic has nothing to do with emos, his grammar was pretty good, and he used no 1337 whatsoever.
Dumbass.

Thanks man. I was waiting for someone to bash that kid.

I was just finished using the bathroom and then when i walk out, i started having hallucinations of sonic jumping on some guy and getting a piggy bak ride and then when i got to my room this DUDE was sleeping in my bed, and then i touched him but then my hand went right through hime, and after that I went to get a glass of water in the middle of the night, and then I hit my knee REEEEEAAALLY hard against the table leg, and then i went to sleep, and then i woke up, and it was like, 9 P.M. when i went to bed at like 2 A.M. and then my knee still hurt and then the guy that was sleeping in my bed, his jacket was on the floor, and then i walked the entire house, and then i noticed nobody was here, and then i woke up again, cuz it was a dream, and my knee still hurt, so i was like, Wtf? and then my bro walked in with a burgur king sandwich, and then i was like, wheres mine? and then he said, i 8 it before i started on this one. so i was all like WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!??!??

D

lolwut?

At 5/20/06 12:38 AM, QuikFox wrote: I didn't read your post because I saw you had a Linkin Park image in your shit sig.

I just replaced everything with "Wah, wah, wah. Life is hard. I'm gonna cut myself" Only worded very poorly and with 1337 speak.

You're now my least favorite user ever, you judgemental prick, linkin park does suck but to say that is just ignorant.

going to my cousins wedding.......as in 2 of my cousins got married to each other.......and they were 1st cousins.......goddammit i hate my family........and wen they kissed i jus about threw up........

At 5/20/06 01:09 PM, The-Real-Thin-H-Line wrote:

At 5/20/06 12:31 PM, The-Real-Thin-H-Line wrote:

2. If you haven't noticed, i'm kinda trying to get banned. permanently. do you really think i care about an internet forum? LAUGH OUT LOUD, YOUR MOUTH IS FUCKED, SHITDICK.

You gotta do something worse than that to get banned

goatse anyone?

At 5/20/06 01:01 AM, Enoll wrote: When my girflriend told me she might be preggers afew months back.

what you were wondering, how or why?

when i heard you joined newgrounds

My most "what the fuck" moment was not too long ago. I was playing Need For Speed Carbon on my PS2 and suddenly, everything was erased. I had no clue how that happened but I was really pissed off.

Well this fat chinese guy and a skinny person were singing about some test. It was the most terrible thing I have ever heard, yet a big WTF and hilarious moment.

Once me and my brother walked into my stepmoms house, and out of nowhere a huge-ass cat jumped and latched onto my bro's face. i was laughing too hard to help him, and i continued laughing for about an hour. it may have been the funniest moment of my life.

I once saw a lizard say WTF.

Me and my gf where on the bus to Carousel mall, well we were outside dunken doughnuts waiting for our bus when these two girls slammed themselves up against the glass with signs that said LOSER on teh front, well thats not it, then soem black guy came up to us and started asking us for money (as it is syracuse) well i gave him a 10 because i had left over money, well he got all crazy walking down the street starting jumping about screaming yelling and pointing at me.

Watching E! during the middle of the day when there was this show on about women or something like that, you know when they people interviewed during it and they insert them to chalk down time?
well anyway there was one man who was beeing interviewed and he just screamed gay.
hair puller back, odd brightly coloured clothes, lipstick mind you, and these bright "men I'm here" eyes.

I just went, "WHAT THA FUCK?"

At 5/20/06 12:49 AM, Taime wrote: I also had a few girls saying I used Hair straighteners because my hair was straight, and when I said no, they just said "yeh you do" and then walked off, I just said WTF to myself.

I've had that happen... Apparently hair goes curly when it's long... Mines longish but dosen't really curl, so I got asked a few times if I used straighteners.