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That erection is all put together in one word.

Puberty!.

I have one thing to say.
Disfunctional school!

>_< LOLZRDS! >_<

cheers :)

p.s. continue the story

At 6/23/06 10:47 AM, Momo_the_Monkey wrote:

At 6/23/06 10:34 AM, LinkSilvermane wrote:

At 6/22/06 08:12 PM, redsox67 wrote: wait some people are only 4 inches erected!!?!

Incidentally, your average american has a 5 inch long erection.

yea, that's an AVERAGE, not everybody has a 5 inch long penis. Mines only 4 1/2

well, you have a small penis.
7 1/2 for me

cheers :)

Well.. My ePenis is 9 1/2.
Lol!

TLDR!!!!!!!111!!1

No, just kidding. Great story. I laughed. 4/5

I still wonder what you people read to be able to dexcribe it 20x better than it was.

LMFAO that was funny shit!

I have an 8 1/2 inch long erection, but in case your wondering, i bought some kind of dick-bigger pills off some guy at school. It like doubled in length in a week.

Continue the story... :'(

Good readin'.
Remember people: Stay away from milk cartons that were opened up for a long time, they might be spiked with Viagra.

At 5/18/06 09:40 PM, deadstick wrote: Could a blue pill have anything to do with it?

most likely, yes.

STOLEN ASSFUCKER I SAW THIS SHIT BEFORE NOW IMMA RAPE YO MAMA!
Word.
It seriously is stolen though.

LOL!! That was hilarious, but seriously I couldn't do a fat chick for that....never... I'd put the same thing in the senior's milk...but it would be worse. Oh yeah, he'd have to pay.

I MUST HAVE PART 3!!!!!!
WRITE IT SOON!

But seriously, your "friend" did that to you because you said Mario was fat?
WTF is up with that?
I mean, I like Mario as much as the next guy, but i wouldnt stab a friend in the dick for saying he's fat...because he actually is!
HOE NOEZ, I said Mario was fat! I will get stabbed in the dick next too!
Better start carrying the Micro Uzi wherever I go.... Id liek to see him try that with me!
I dodge his attempted headbutt, pull out Senor Uzi and.............you get the jpeg

At 7/16/06 12:26 AM, Wraith_X wrote: STOLEN ASSFUCKER I SAW THIS SHIT BEFORE NOW IMMA RAPE YO MAMA!
Word.
It seriously is stolen though.

As long as you don't provide a link you're the one's who's the fucking moron here, so please leave your apathetic comments to yourself until you find any clear proof of this being stolen.

Also to all the people actually commenting on the story as if it REALLY happened, how stupid can you get? It's a story, it's not based on real stories such as The Hobbit was. The same goes to the people who actually call me a liar; you're all a disgrace to humanity, why would I brag about something like this anyway?

what kind of idiot thinks this is real anyway dude write part 3 plzzzz, i'll send u $2 over paypal :/

That's hilarious. You're a writer if I ever saw one... finish the story. Please.

At 7/24/06 06:48 PM, Rokuro wrote: MOAR PLZ

yes yes. continue.

At 7/24/06 06:49 PM, thegrlstephenking wrote:

At 7/24/06 06:48 PM, Rokuro wrote: MOAR PLZ

yes yes. continue.

jeez, you're 13, you shouldnt be reading things like that!

At 7/24/06 06:51 PM, Love_Hate_War wrote:

At 7/24/06 06:49 PM, thegrlstephenking wrote:

At 7/24/06 06:48 PM, Rokuro wrote: MOAR PLZ

yes yes. continue.

jeez, you're 13, you shouldnt be reading things like that!

I doubt you're any better candidate.

well...considering im 18 this week...yeh i am

A Humerous read,for those with short attention spans its worth it.

No chapters in page 2 and 3, I want chapter 3 now! :D

Well the title is very fitting for another reason........*ahem*........

As soon as I managed to zip up my pants, there was only was thing on my mind - "OH SHIT". I realized that I just fucked a girl, a FAT girl, with no protection, and I highly doubt she was on the pill. The next week she avoided me, and I instantly knew what was up. "Are you...pregnant?" I asked. She turned away flushed and quietly replied, "...yes". When I got home from school that day, I decided I couldn't live with that monstrosity of a human being for the rest of my life, and I took a powerdrill to my temple.

T3H EDN

almost believed it until the sex with the fat girl

At 6/23/06 10:34 AM, LinkSilvermane wrote:

At 6/22/06 08:12 PM, redsox67 wrote: wait some people are only 4 inches erected!!?!

Incidentally, your average american has a 5 inch long erection.

hmmm I'm 13 and mines 4 in so at this rate as an adult it would ecsead the average YES!

At 7/24/06 07:05 PM, The_DeathstalkR wrote: almost believed it until the sex with the fat girl

toushee

At 7/17/06 10:22 PM, TheChaosDemon wrote:

Also to all the people actually commenting on the story as if it REALLY happened, how stupid can you get? It's a story, it's not based on real stories such as The Hobbit was. The same goes to the people who actually call me a liar; you're all a disgrace to humanity, why would I brag about something like this anyway?

now it was a good story but 2 things didn't make sense why the fuck would a friend stab you or (the person in the story) on account of calling mario fat I mean I insulted nintendo in front of jarvisgannon (in real life) and my dick's still thier

and second where did that friend get all of that shit from you never said.

Damnnnnnnn!