Forum Topic: Ever Farted in Church?

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FoAngel

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Posted at: 5/17/06 11:44 PM

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At 5/17/06 08:57 PM, -Hierophant- wrote:
EVERYTHING IS UNGODLY

Now if that was the site greeted by me in a chruch!.....makes me glad i don't go anymore!

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Posted at: 5/18/06 12:17 AM

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At 5/17/06 08:17 PM, Burnzoid wrote: Who goes to church these days? Religion is dead.

Not very many.... farting in church is only remotely funny if its at a wedding, especially if it's a wedding you don't want to be attending.

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Posted at: 5/18/06 12:21 AM

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Once I was sitting a few pwople down from a friend of mine. When we bowed our heads and went silent for prayer, he let out a huge one. I was sitting near the pastor so I couldn't laugh, keeping that laugh in was the hardest thing I have ever done.

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At 5/17/06 08:57 PM, -Hierophant- wrote:
At 5/17/06 08:29 PM, JoS wrote: I AM A GOD WARRIOR!!!!
EVERYTHING IS UNGODLY

BY THE NAME OF THE LORD, I PRAY THAT YOU LEAVE THIS THREAD!!! >:(

Ever Farted in Church?

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Posted at: 5/18/06 01:26 AM

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I've farted, hiccuped, burped (silently), coughed, sneezed, had a bad runny nose, nearly dozed off, thought naughty thoughts, and zoned out whilst at church.

Considering I was the Anglican equivalent to an altar boy, it wasn't too good that I was being sinful. :P

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