One day i was walking down the street and i found a gum, i started chued it and swolowed it. then i walked for about ten minutes, and fall asleep while walking!!!
i woke up in the middle of the road, a truck came, and i don't remamber any thing alse.
the next thing i remamber is me in the hospital, sitting and watching T.V.
then someone came and gave me something to eat, i asked his name and he said: "my name is Tom Fulf". I thaked hip for the food and fall asleep.
when i woke up i saw a woman sitting near me, i asked: "what are you doing here?, and who the f**k are you?", she said that her name is Wadith Fulf, and she is waiting for her brother.
Couple of years after that, i was googling for free pie, i enterd a site and clicked on a hamser (i like hamsters :) ) and i enterd this site.
i chaked who did it and i saw the names Tom Fulp and Wade Fulp, and i thought "sounds like gum..."