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Just tell her to shutup, she'll just gasp and walk away.

smack THE SHIT out of that bitch and then tell that fuckin ho to get back on the corner and make you your money.

The adult section is dumb anyways.

Tell her you'll hit her with a bat.

Bats solve everything

stab your mom in the back withe rust pin, she will get tetniss and then get lock jaw and then she can never tell u anything ever again

another prime example of parents trying to control their kids....

badly i might add

I mean what else does she expect there is a warning on the adult content before you enter it's not like it pops up all by it's little self now is it?.....

She should understand that you wil become more of an upstanding citizen if you stayed here ^_^.

Gee i'm a bad liar! T_T

tell her that there are flashes from everyone and that u respect her point. Tell her that u agree with sum of wut she's saying. Chances are she'll see wut ur saying and let u come backk because she's a chick

Maybe because you're actualy underage?

At 5/16/06 06:52 PM, Smokinggun64 wrote: She says that I should terminate my account and everything and never go on again. What should I do to convince there that NG has a friendly environment so I can keep on coming here.

Show her one of our freindly threads

or just say ok i will delete it, and then dont delete it

Newgrounds is a god damn marvel of modern science. Tell her you are doing nothing but being a part of a revolution that will forever change her spitting lips.

Close the door and open the window.

Tell that twat that we roll hardcore.

She'll understand.

Well if she hates Bush or terrorists show her all the Bush and terrorist bashing flashes.

might work...

At 5/16/06 11:53 PM, -Tim- wrote: Why is there a big cock in the top left corner?

Why is there a big cock in the top left corner?

At 5/16/06 11:54 PM, WickerBasketofDoom wrote:

At 5/16/06 11:53 PM, -Tim- wrote: Why is there a big cock in the top left corner?

Why is there a big cock in the top left corner?

are u high?????? That made no sense at all I don't see 1

At 5/17/06 12:09 AM, Girdude wrote:

At 5/16/06 11:54 PM, WickerBasketofDoom wrote:

At 5/16/06 11:53 PM, -Tim- wrote: Why is there a big cock in the top left corner?

Why is there a big cock in the top left corner?

are u high?????? That made no sense at all I don't see 1

Why is there a big cock in the top left corner?

Start watching beastality porn during the day.

That'll show the bitch. This website will look like Encyclopedia Britannica Online after you wank it to a bunch of beavers fucking.

At 5/16/06 06:54 PM, slaughterMYdaughter wrote: tell her that it isnt all about adult content,and show her this

Yes, and then run.

Get your mom a newgrounds account. That'll make her happy :D

At 5/17/06 12:58 AM, -ZENON- wrote: Get your mom a newgrounds account. That'll make her happy :D

Good call.

I see no difference between NG and anything else. I mean, if you go to the movie rental store, what you chose to rent is up to you. But because there is porn there, does that make renting movies a bad thing?

Show her the BBS.

Within moments she'll realize that it's only filled with mature, caring individuals who have intellectual conversations over coffee about such topics as: world piece, AIDS issues in Africa, and pension plans.

She'll be swayed in no time.

If that should fail, simply hand her over to me. I'll take care of everything.

At 5/16/06 06:52 PM, Smokinggun64 wrote: My mom said that I shouldn't go on newgrounds anymore because she doesn't like the "content" of some of the flashes and because there is an "adult section" which i never go on (yeah right). She says that I should terminate my account and everything and never go on again. What should I do to convince there that NG has a friendly environment so I can keep on coming here. It seems that every other website sucks compared to newgrounds and I really dont wanna leave. Please help!

Explain to her that NG is the only free enviroment for the exchange of art, that isn't constricted by the narrow minded exclusion of the art communities pretensiousness, and so it the only true market place for art left in the world. Or, that you are responsible enough to not go on it. Or just go on it on IE delete it from your History folder when your done, if your mom doesn't know much about computers, and your careful not to let her see you on it, you'll get away with it.

Your mum knows best, why not study and try to do well at school instead of wasting your time here?

there is nothing you can do. respect your mother and never show you face here again.

Show her these movies:
http://www.newground..m/portal/view/286452

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/289490

At 5/17/06 01:46 AM, -Kuro- wrote: Your mum knows best, why not study and try to do well at school instead of wasting your time here?

Yes, listen to words of wisdom before it is too late, and you and up anouther NewGrounds junkie.

Show her my flash movies....that'll definately change her mind.

from looking at your reviews and BBS posts i would say you are mature enough to handle it.

though you shouldnt lie to your mother

I just wouldn't have let her know about NG in the first place.

chuck norris told me not to go on, and then i smacked him.

Nearly 15 and still taking orders from your mommy, awwwww.

for shame.

Oh come on, since when did kids start doing what their parents tell them to?
What can i say? Some parents are old school and not up to scrath with todays entertainment and understanding of todays teens choice of leisure and lifestyle.

You could really just talk to your Mum or just convince her that the flash that does have mature content, whether it may be pornographic or contains killing sprees or whatnot, convince her that they don't really have any extreme affect on you.

I mean, we hear and see stories of murder and other despicable crimes on television, that doesn't mean we go out and copy them.

...or does it....