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Posted at: 5/14/06 09:23 PM
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in bed, while she gives me head... best place evar... strangest place? Believe it or not, at work in front of the hottest eurochick that has ever graced me with her prescence... and her beautiful scent.
Die...
Posted at: 5/14/06 09:24 PM
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At the nurses office.
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Posted at: 5/14/06 09:25 PM
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Best place to get a boner is when some nasty fuck is examining his own cock.
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Posted at: 5/14/06 09:28 PM
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While standing behind a podium giving a speech. Think about it... you can't stop until it's gone
Posted at: 5/14/06 09:30 PM
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At 5/14/06 09:28 PM, StaleWater wrote: While standing behind a podium giving a speech. Think about it... you can't stop until it's gone
lol self torture or self humilation?
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In front of your woman, when she asks "Do you still find me attractive?"
Just point to it and say "Does THIS answer your question?!"
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Posted at: 5/14/06 09:32 PM
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While your jacking off.
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In a vagina?
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Posted at: 5/14/06 09:41 PM
At 5/14/06 09:30 PM, Monocrom wrote: In front of your woman, when she asks "Do you still find me attractive?" Just point to it and say "Does THIS answer your question?!"
That is the best responce yet but the I would top it off with a "Hawt sceks?" FTW
Posted at: 5/14/06 10:16 PM
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Right b4 jaking off.
Or in a war. Tink about it, u cud just whip it out and start beeting the shit out of all the enimy motherfuckers. They'd git a concussion from ur giant sword-like cock.
Posted at: 5/14/06 10:17 PM
At 5/14/06 10:16 PM, Wraith_X wrote: Right b4 jaking off. Or in a war. Tink about it, u cud just whip it out and start beeting the shit out of all the enimy motherfuckers. They'd git a concussion from ur giant sword-like cock.
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Posted at: 5/14/06 10:18 PM
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You're a freak.
Posted at: 5/14/06 10:21 PM
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a dead person who recently died When at a restaurant seeing 6-12 girls a wet dream A really GOOD Dream
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Posted at: 5/14/06 10:24 PM
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In front of your class giving a report
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Posted at: 5/14/06 10:29 PM
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IN A MEAT GRINDER
Posted at: 5/14/06 10:31 PM
bump
I have another one. Working at a Sucide help me hotline with a hawt horny female coworker there with you.
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Maybe when you wanna have sex? no?
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Posted at: 5/14/06 10:39 PM
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At 5/14/06 09:03 PM, The_American_Zombie wrote: In light of this topic. Iask youp the NG public Where is the best placed to get a boner?
in your eye
Posted at: 5/14/06 10:44 PM
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in the bathroom.(no one can see you)
Posted at: 5/14/06 10:46 PM
At 5/14/06 10:44 PM, Tails_the_kid wrote: in the bathroom.(no one can see you)
*opens door* Excuse me Tails the kid I am just getting my.... Oh GOd Im blind.
Posted at: 5/14/06 11:00 PM
More.
Watching Tv while your girlfriend grabs you man meat and say are you horny?
Posted at: 5/14/06 11:04 PM
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While yourhaving sex.
Posted at: 5/14/06 11:05 PM
At 5/14/06 11:04 PM, _Roi_ wrote: While yourhaving sex.
that has been posted like 15 times
you make me mad
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while watching kids play
Posted at: 5/15/06 03:20 PM
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Next to the most popular girl in school
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Posted at: 5/15/06 03:21 PM
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my friend to me that in a pool vacuum was the best for him
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Posted at: 5/15/06 03:23 PM
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At 5/14/06 09:04 PM, Maus wrote: "In the butt, Bob."
Ok.
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At 5/14/06 09:04 PM, -ThunderJoe- wrote: Between a hot chick's legs.
Win
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