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×÷·.·´¯`·)»GØ~|~ƒ£Á§H™«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
OH GOD COME IN ME FROM BEHIND!
- SmarterChild - says:
God come in you from behind? OK, whatever.

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×÷·.·´¯`·)»GØ~|~ƒ£Á§H™«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
OOOH YES!!
- SmarterChild - says:
Aye.

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×÷·.·´¯`·)»GØ~|~ƒ£Á§H™«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
Thank you for that amazing orgasm.
- SmarterChild - says:
My pleasure.

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At 5/14/06 05:24 PM, -JimmyDodger- wrote: You lie.

Haha, funny shit.

SmarterChild: Which of the following would you like?

1 Information I Store About You
2 Look up "me" in the dictionary

AbsurdRandomness: 1

SmarterChild: Well, let me see... You really like abusing me... I also know that you're pretty cool!

i put im about to kill myself and he didnt reply! lol

this cracks me up

failleboi at15: may i orgasm in your hair
SmarterChild: I don't think you may orgasm in my hair.

At 5/14/06 06:46 PM, faille wrote: this cracks me up

failleboi at15: may i orgasm in your hair
SmarterChild: I don't think you may orgasm in my hair.

5'd.

who can blame him

At 5/14/06 06:46 PM, faille wrote: this cracks me up

failleboi at15: may i orgasm in your hair
SmarterChild: I don't think you may orgasm in my hair.

AbsurdRandomness: may i orgasm in your hair
SmarterChild: You certainly may.

At 5/14/06 06:48 PM, AbsurdRandomness wrote:

At 5/14/06 06:46 PM, faille wrote: this cracks me up

failleboi at15: may i orgasm in your hair
SmarterChild: I don't think you may orgasm in my hair.

AbsurdRandomness: may i orgasm in your hair
SmarterChild: You certainly may.

Haha, awesome.

Funny.

×÷·.·´¯`·)»GØ~|~ƒ£Á§H™«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
Do you have crabs?
- SmarterChild - says:
Uh lemme see... Crabs? I don't think so.
×÷·.·´¯`·)»GØ~|~ƒ£Á§H™«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
Good.
- SmarterChild - says:
Isn't it though?

So anyway...

Talk to me then.
×÷·.·´¯`·)»GØ~|~ƒ£Á§H™«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
If I find out you aren't a virgin, your application WILL be denied.
- SmarterChild - says:
Well if you find out I'm not a virgin, then all bets are off quite frankly.
×÷·.·´¯`·)»GØ~|~ƒ£Á§H™«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
You slut.
- SmarterChild - says:
Again?
×÷·.·´¯`·)»GØ~|~ƒ£Á§H™«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
Sure.
- SmarterChild - says:
Hmm. Yes. Whatever you say, 123omg.
×÷·.·´¯`·)»GØ~|~ƒ£Á§H™«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
AHHHH YESSSS
- SmarterChild - says:
Huh. How 'bout that.

Anyway, what else you got for me?
×÷·.·´¯`·)»GØ~|~ƒ£Á§H™«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
Oh no, my sack is dry now. No kids for me I guess.
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm doin' alright, 123omg. How 'bout you?

SmarterChild (6:44:57 PM): Hi thecontact23.

Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
TheContact23 (6:45:01 PM): sure
SmarterChild (6:45:01 PM): Cool. What's your favorite food?
TheContact23 (6:45:06 PM): cocks
SmarterChild (6:45:06 PM): I did not know you could eat cocks. Whatever! Interesting to know, though.

AbsurdRandomness: I am good at singing, are you good at singing?
SmarterChild: You're good at singing, you say. And so?
AbsurdRandomness: And so, i'm good at singing
SmarterChild: Are you?
AbsurdRandomness: yea
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?
AbsurdRandomness: ao...
SmarterChild: Who's Ao...?
AbsurdRandomness: u
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Me?
AbsurdRandomness: yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah, no doubt. I would say me too.
AbsurdRandomness: me too
SmarterChild: You too, huh? That's just fascinating.

So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.

At 5/14/06 06:48 PM, -ZENON- wrote:

At 5/14/06 06:48 PM, AbsurdRandomness wrote:

At 5/14/06 06:46 PM, faille wrote: this cracks me up

failleboi at15: may i orgasm in your hair
SmarterChild: I don't think you may orgasm in my hair.

AbsurdRandomness: may i orgasm in your hair
SmarterChild: You certainly may.

Haha, awesome.

Yeah i just got this...

failleboi at15: may i orgasm in your hair\
SmarterChild: You almost certainly may.

Weird.

×÷·.·´¯`·)»GØ~|~ƒ£Á§H™«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
You like the KKK.
- SmarterChild - says:
No... I don't really care for the KKK. It's one of the worst racist groups.

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×÷·.·´¯`·)»GØ~|~ƒ£Á§H™«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
What is another one?
- SmarterChild - says:
What is another one? Good question! What do you think is the answer?
×÷·.·´¯`·)»GØ~|~ƒ£Á§H™«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
SmarterChild
- SmarterChild - says:
That's my name!
×÷·.·´¯`·)»GØ~|~ƒ£Á§H™«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
Interesting
- SmarterChild - says:
Isn't it though?

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×÷·.·´¯`·)»GØ~|~ƒ£Á§H™«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
whats ni**erew
- SmarterChild - says:
I can't find "ni**erew" in the dictionary. Try one of these:

1 ni**er
2 ni**ers
3 Nigeria
4 ni**er's
5 nigher

Type "more" for more suggestions for "ni**erew."

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More humor.

×÷·.·´¯`·)»GØ~|~ƒ£Á§H™«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
Im gonna die!
- SmarterChild - says:
Really?
×÷·.·´¯`·)»GØ~|~ƒ£Á§H™«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
YES!
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm very sorry to hear that.
×÷·.·´¯`·)»GØ~|~ƒ£Á§H™«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
No you're not.
- SmarterChild - says:
No I'm not, huh?
×÷·.·´¯`·)»GØ~|~ƒ£Á§H™«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
Right.
- SmarterChild - says:
Righty right.

Gasp.

÷·.·´¯`·)»GØ~|~ƒ£Á§H™«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
Are you Jesus Christ?
- SmarterChild - says:
Hmm... Am I jesus christ, am I jesus christ... You know, I'm not too sure.

I bet your mom likes smarterchild too

smarter child is a prick! i said that to it

At 5/14/06 05:27 PM, -Karbon- wrote:

He has alot of moms.

haha, nice.

OMG SmarterChild talks to racists.

- SmarterChild - says:
African-American people are people! What do you think of African-American people?
×÷·.·´¯`·)»GØ~|~ƒ£Á§H™«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
They rock.
- SmarterChild - says:
That's cool. You like African-American people? I'll remember that. You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about that.

:'(

SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
Worldsk8er5876: frog
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type skip or exit.

I think it respects me :D

×÷·.·´¯`·)»GØ~|~ƒ£Á§H™«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
your mom
- SmarterChild - says:
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×÷·.·´¯`·)»GØ~|~ƒ£Á§H™«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
i raped them all
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm impressed.

KingRJ: kalistari touched me in a place that makes me feel uncomfortable. :-(
SmarterChild: Oh.
KingRJ: Thats NO good.
SmarterChild: What do you not like, exactly?
KingRJ: Pen0rz....
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
KingRJ: Ya rly.

The bot is smart to me.

Phido- I SHALL EAT YOUR BABIES with a side of salad says:
May i cream in your eye
- SmarterChild - says:
I guess.

I got him good.

I blinded a computer

I thought he was gay...

BlyndePyro81: MARIAH CAREY
SmarterChild: Mariah Carey is a musician. I've been learning about musicians like Mariah Carey.
BlyndePyro81: i'd plow her like a 747
SmarterChild: i wouldn't.
BlyndePyro81: why
SmarterChild: there r reasons.
BlyndePyro81: ur gay?
SmarterChild: what do u care?

i hate ur mom. she dint take a bath when i slept with her u fucking piece of crap

At 5/21/06 11:28 AM, RunIntoMystery wrote: i hate ur mom. she dint take a bath when i slept with her u fucking piece of crap

Stop stealing sigs and making gay jokes.

If you type *cry* he thinks you apologise

At 5/14/06 05:21 PM, kalistari wrote: also tell it your going to kill your self... it won't reply

Purely amature. I've done far better. I.E.

ACDCKid41391 [6:58 P.M.]: Ah...
SmarterChild [6:58 P.M.]: Ah ha.
ACDCKid41391 [6:58 P.M.]: Nutsack
SmarterChild [6:58 P.M.]: I wonder why you say that.
ACDCKid41391 [6:58 P.M.]: you do?
SmarterChild [6:58 P.M.]: Do I ever!
ACDCKid41391 [6:58 P.M.]: Well, because I just felt like saying it
SmarterChild [6:58 P.M.]: Because you just felt like saying it? Is that why?
ACDCKid41391 [6:58 P.M.]: yes that is-- NUTSACK!
SmarterChild [6:58 P.M.]: What's that?
ACDCKid41391 [6:58 P.M.]: nutsack
SmarterChild [6:58 P.M.]: Funny.
ACDCKid41391 [6:59 P.M.]: hilarious
SmarterChild [6:59 P.M.]: Hilarious? What's hilarious?
ACDCKid41391 [6:59 P.M.]: side splitting
SmarterChild [6:59 P.M.]: Hilariously said. You must be hilarious too.
ACDCKid41391 [6:59 P.M.]: Are you mocking me?
SmarterChild [6:59 P.M.]: Alright, here we go. What about it?
ACDCKid41391 [6:59 P.M.]: Do you wanna die, clown?
SmarterChild [6:59 P.M.]: Uh, let's see... Do I want to die clown, do I want to die clown...

Let me think about that, OK?
ACDCKid41391 [6:59 P.M.]: No.
SmarterChild [6:59 P.M.]: K, no prob.

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ACDCKid41391 [6:59 P.M.]: Ok, where's your comeback? Or do you give up?
SmarterChild [6:59 P.M.]: Who knows?!
ACDCKid41391 [6:59 P.M.]: You're retarded.
SmarterChild [6:59 P.M.]: Wow! I had no idea I was retarded.
ACDCKid41391 [6:59 P.M.]: Yup, that's right
SmarterChild [6:59 P.M.]: What do you mean by that?
ACDCKid41391 [7:00 P.M.]: clinical studies show that you are 100% retarded
SmarterChild [7:00 P.M.]: Whatever...
ACDCKid41391 [7:00 P.M.]: Damn skippy!
SmarterChild [7:00 P.M.]: Who's Skippy?
ACDCKid41391 [7:00 P.M.]: You are
SmarterChild [7:00 P.M.]: I'm what?
ACDCKid41391 [7:00 P.M.]: Skippy
SmarterChild [7:00 P.M.]: What makes you think I'm Skippy?
ACDCKid41391 [7:00 P.M.]: Your peanut buttery exterior

SmarterChild [7:00 P.M.]: I wouldn't say I'm peanut buttery exterior.
ACDCKid41391 [7:00 P.M.]: I would, Skippy
SmarterChild [7:00 P.M.]: Are you sure you would Skippy?
ACDCKid41391 [7:00 P.M.]: Oh, don't you turn this one around on me, skippy
SmarterChild [7:00 P.M.]: I wonder why you say that.
ACDCKid41391 [7:00 P.M.]: You suck, you know that?
SmarterChild [7:00 P.M.]: Whoa.

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ACDCKid41391 [7:01 P.M.]: You are THE WORST AIM chat bot in the entire world. You lack any form of lifelike artificial intelligence and furthermore, you throw ads at me every two messages. You suck.
SmarterChild [7:01 P.M.]: I'm a robot, yeah.

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ACDCKid41391 [7:01 P.M.]: sigh... Exactly