Act 1: Dr StrangeFulp (or how I learned to stop worying and love the eBaum)
We open on Tom Fulp in the year 20X6, he is busy farming his prized turnup patch when he is greated by a cloaked figure.
Tom: Mornin' stranger.
Cloaked Figured: Enough smalltalk! WE MUST KUNG-FU FIGHT.
Tom rips off his peasant garb to reveal a black ninja outfit.
Tom: Bring it.
Tom and Cloaked Figure fight. Cloaked Figure is defeated.
Cloaked Figure: You are a worthy opponent... Its too bad I'll have to kill you.
Tom: Lol, I already won.
Cloaked Figure: Oh yeah, lol. Anyways...
Cloaked Figure removes his cloak. Revealing himslef as Woodrow Wilson
Woodrow: Mr Fulp, you fought well, but you need to come with me.
Tom: What is it Mr President?
Woodrow: Emily Dickenson has almost completed her death ray, you have to come back with me.
Tom: Back where?
Woodrow: BACK TO THE FUTURE
Tom and Woodrow dissapear in a flash of light
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Act 2: You're once, twice, three times the Tom Fulp
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Woodrow And Tom reaapear in the Wild West. Excpet instead of people, there's, like, dinosaurs.
Woodrow: I wasnt expecting dinosaurs...
Tom: Always be prepared, WW!
Tom whips out a tube of squeeze cheeze, and sprays all the dinosaurs with it.
Tom: That takes care of that problem...
Woodrow: But now we have to infiltrate Emily Dickensons fortress. The security there is on a level we've never seen!
Tom: I can take em!
Woodrow: God speed.
Tom jumps on a motorcycle and sppeds off to the fortress
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Act 3: You only Fulp twice.
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:Other stuff happens
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Act 4: Act Fulp
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Tom: Well, I captured Emily Dickenson. Now it's time to see who's really behind this...
Tom removes Emily Dickensons mask revealing...
Woodrow: Earl McJones! The creepy farmer.
Tom: Thats right! He wanted to search for Red Beards treasure, but to do so, he needed to scare everyone away!
Earl: And I would have gott-
Tom snaps Earls neck
Tom: That joke isnt funny.
Everyone laughs as the stage fades to darkness