naruto or sasuke?

[molkame]

who do u think is cooler naruto or sasuke? im with sasuke

[Twinsabre]

buh?

[mystro]

jips

[shadowalker1]

Garra

[animehater]

Im down with shutthefuckup hes always my fav

[Zen444]

This should help:

Naruto had awoken from a long day of screaming "One day! I'll be the ultimate ninja! Believe it." Sasuke lay tied, beaten, and raped beside him.

So he did the natural thing, he went out to get some ramen. Once he arrived in town, he started to screech with his nasally voice.

"Hey kid! I'll sell you these noodles half off, if YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Naruto was abliged and bought them. When he arrived back, he found something strange about the noodles.

"You aren't like the others, are you?" Naruto asked and stood as if to get an answer from the bag. Sasuke groaned in pain as he shit himself, he was previously sodomized by Naruto and some rednecks who wanted him to squeal like a pig.

He started to open the package.

"You're a naughty bag of Ramen, aren't you?" He questioned the bag as if it was undressing itself.

"Quit teasing me!" Naruto shouted as he stared at the Ramen.

"That's it!" He yelled as he started to tear off the rest of the package. There it lay on the table, he bent it over in the doggy style position. His one inch erection pierced through the noodles with ease.

"You like that bitch? Huh?" Sasuke groaned as he stared on with the ballgag around his mouth.

He then stopped and started to cook the ramen. When it was done, he began to rape it again. Penetrating the rough mushrooms, though the broth was deliciously soothing

Naruto lay in bed eating the ramen, after he freshly ejaculated in it.

Earlier...

Bobby Hill's hard cock reamed inside of Sasuke as Hank Hills cock was shoved deep inside Sasukes mouth.

"Squeal like a pig!" Bobby yelled.

"Hey!" Naruto yelled.

Bobby and Hank looked ready to fight.

"Can I join in?" Naruto asked.

I then started laughing, sitting in my computer chair, my head raw and bloody after beating it against the table.

Fin.

[Soragu]

At 5/14/06 02:20 PM, Zen444 wrote: This should help:

Fin.

Could it get any more random?

[pill-addict]

At 5/14/06 02:41 PM, some-random-guy wrote:

At 5/14/06 02:20 PM, Zen444 wrote: This should help:

Fin.

Could it get any more random?

yes....

[strumpy]

narruto=fagish
sasuke= even more fag
naruto by default

[animehater]

At 5/14/06 02:43 PM, gods_son wrote: narruto=fagish
sasuke= even more fag
naruto by default

Yo esse quit changin yo name so damn much bitch!

[coldfire1]

At 5/14/06 02:06 PM, Twinsabre wrote: buh?

Guh.

Simpson reference?

[chidori1]

im with sasuke because of his way cool demeanor and plus sasukes got the moves to back my state ment up!

[Gagsy]

Sasuke!

[evilXbanana]

At 6/3/06 03:46 PM, chidori1 wrote: im with sasuke because of his way cool demeanor and plus sasukes got the moves to back my state ment up!

But..but he looks like fabio...

Oh wait this isn't 4chan.

Enjoy your sasuke while he lasts.

[Zen444]

Narutos love triangle
Written by: Zen444

Naruto had awoken from a long day of screaming "One day! I'll be the ultimate ninja! Believe it." Sasuke lay tied, beaten, and raped beside him.

So he did the natural thing, he went out to get some ramen. Once he arrived in town, he started to screech with his nasally voice.

"Hey kid! I'll sell you these noodles half off, if YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Naruto was abliged and bought them. When he arrived back, he found something strange about the noodles.

"You aren't like the others, are you?" Naruto asked and stood as if to get an answer from the bag. Sasuke groaned in pain as he shit himself, he was previously sodomized by Naruto and some rednecks who wanted him to squeal like a pig.

He started to open the package.

"You're a naughty bag of Ramen, aren't you?" He questioned the bag as if it was undressing itself.

"Quit teasing me!" Naruto shouted as he stared at the Ramen.

"That's it!" He yelled as he started to tear off the rest of the package. There it lay on the table, he bent it over in the doggy style position. His one inch erection pierced through the noodles with ease.

"You like that bitch? Huh?" Sasuke groaned as he stared on with the ballgag around his mouth.

He then stopped and started to cook the ramen. When it was done, he began to rape it again. Penetrating the rough mushrooms, though the broth was deliciously soothing

Naruto lay in bed eating the ramen, after he freshly ejaculated in it.

Earlier...

Bobby Hill's hard cock reamed inside of Sasuke as Hank Hills cock was shoved deep inside Sasukes mouth.

"Squeal like a pig!" Bobby yelled.

"Hey!" Naruto yelled.

Bobby and Hank looked ready to fight.

"Can I join in?" Naruto asked.

I then started laughing, sitting in my computer chair, my head raw and bloody after beating it against the table.

Fin.

[Zen444]

Fuck fuck fuck!

[JohnnyWang]

Sasuke is pretty arrogant at times, and also, I hate people who get by their family name (and also the family heritage, the eye-thing).

Naruto is hyperactive and thinks too high on himself, but is good guy deep down.

Meh, I don't know. I'll go with Kakashi.

[Modjo]

Tom Cruise.

[Torkelson]

and some rednecks who wanted him to squeal like a pig.

Ahhh Robot Chicken, good stuff... good stuff.

CAPTIN PLANET!!!!.................sorry.

[JohnnyWang]

At 6/29/06 08:14 AM, Modjo wrote: Tom Cruise.

PLACENTA!

[Zen444]

At 6/29/06 08:18 AM, JohnnyWang wrote: PLACENTA!

It was a joke!

He didn't mean it!

Ya faggot.

[Ivanovitch]

How about KILL THE JAPS WITH THEIR INTOXICATING TOONS CREATING HORRORS LIKE YOU ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET, GOD, DIE YOU FUCKING MANGA FREAKS

WHERE'S MY PILLS

[Modjo]

At 6/29/06 08:19 AM, Zen444 wrote:

At 6/29/06 08:18 AM, JohnnyWang wrote: PLACENTA!

It was a joke!

He didn't mean it!

Ya faggot.

Wait what.

[JohnnyWang]

At 6/29/06 08:19 AM, Zen444 wrote:

At 6/29/06 08:18 AM, JohnnyWang wrote: PLACENTA!

It was a joke!

He didn't mean it!

Ya faggot.

I know it?

It's just because that picture often arises with that word on /b/.

Anyway, back on topic, shall we? Sharingan, that's what i meant with the eye-thing, I got terrible memory, and the rather abstract-to-me Japanese words aren't the easiest to remember. But yeah, Kakashi ftw. But of the two... no idea, I guess Naruto.

[Zen444]

At 6/29/06 08:23 AM, JohnnyWang wrote: Anyway, back on topic, shall we? Sharingan, that's what i meant with the eye-thing, I got terrible memory, and the rather abstract-to-me Japanese words aren't the easiest to remember. But yeah, Kakashi ftw. But of the two... no idea, I guess Naruto.

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry... Pee Wee Herman is sorry!

[HaroFreak]

Nuff said about the two.

i hate u. they both suck balls. so ......yeah i think you suck balls to lolloloololololololl

[JohnnyWang]

At 6/29/06 11:01 AM, HaroFreak wrote: Nuff said about the two.

Well, they DID kiss once.

It was hot...

[sotar]

Rock Lee

[Morphox]

Naruto for the win. Sasuke is a fag.