Forum Topic: What if pants werent invented

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RagingFlameOfHorror

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What would life be like?

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We would be very fucking cold all the time, or we would wear shorts

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Would boxers still exist?


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At 5/13/06 11:30 PM, RagingFlameOfHorror wrote: What would life be like?

all i have to say is this.

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Penis envy would be a much bigger problem you'd have to deal with.


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Winter would be like judgement without pants..


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Better.

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At 5/13/06 11:30 PM, RagingFlameOfHorror wrote: What would life be like?

Boners would be even MORE embaressing.

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same, we would still wear different stuff, except cross dressing couldnt exist anymore

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At 5/13/06 11:30 PM, RagingFlameOfHorror wrote: What would life be like?

You would be naked,I'd be naked,it would be a normal thing.

(By the way,why are you thinking about that?)


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id like the toga idea

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At 5/13/06 11:32 PM, -edd- wrote: Boners would be even MORE embaressing.

No, they would just end up being used like another arm. To like, hold your keys and stuff. Or a hat.

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that would be the coolest!

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At 5/13/06 11:30 PM, RagingFlameOfHorror wrote: What would life be like?

a pantsless life


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At 5/13/06 11:34 PM, RoobyKillAll wrote:
At 5/13/06 11:32 PM, -edd- wrote: Boners would be even MORE embaressing.
No, they would just end up being used like another arm. To like, hold your keys and stuff. Or a hat.

What if the hat had AIDS?


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At 5/13/06 11:33 PM, RagingFlameOfHorror wrote: id like the toga idea

watch the movie National Lampoons Animal House Tbhats where I got my idea

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At 5/13/06 11:35 PM, TheChaosDemon wrote: What if the hat had AIDS?

Then you get discounts on prostitutes because you have aids.

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At 5/13/06 11:32 PM, JackRabbitStudios wrote: Better.

Easier access...

omg did I say that?

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a life without pants...


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Personally i dont think it would be that bad, girls your attracted to would get the hint ALOT quicker if your a shy guy.


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i pinch lol

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my beast would roam free and astonish the land

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Spontaneous erections would be alot more embarassing.

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We would have to wear XXXXL t-shirts


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Thank god for pants.

What if pants werent invented

You are now aware that the girl you like has had other penises in her vagina & mouth.
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At 5/13/06 11:30 PM, RagingFlameOfHorror wrote: What would life be like?

rather amusing ^_^......i'd hang around for that sort of thing

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well duh, if pants werent invented people would be wearing shorts all the time...

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I would invent pants and become rich.
MWAHAHAHAHA!

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At 5/13/06 11:30 PM, RagingFlameOfHorror wrote: What would life be like?

I would wax more often. Bitches love a waxed one.


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