TV and NG Pick-up lines

[BenSpurgin]

Since all these ancient forgotten characters are posting I figured I might as well join 'em, now that I finally have some news.
I just moved to SF from Seattle to work on the first ever FLASH TV SHOW! I don't know anyone and it's scary here so if you live in SF drop me a line and smoke me out.
Do you have the funniest Flash ever made? If so, send me an e-mail for a chance to see your Flash on our new show to be aired next fall on Spike TV! Some of you have already recieved E-mails from me and our Executive Producer asking your permission to PAY YOU $1000 for your Flash to stick it on the tube. Production has begun, so the sooner you let me know, the sooner you'll have an edge! And you won't BELIEVE who the host is!
I really really wanted to interview Tom for our first episode, but in the fast-paced world of broadcast media, you never get what you want. :/
So I'm talking to this girl yesterday and the conversation went something like this:

Girl: "Oh, you make Flash? Have you ever heard of Newgrounds.com?"
Me: "Sheeeit girl, I MADE that site what it is! You ever seen Pimp's Quest?"
Girl: "Um, no."
Me: "Stick Slayer?"
Girl: "Um, no."
Uh oh, I'm losin her... methinks.
Me: "Retarded Animal Babies?"
Girl: "Oh I LOVE that cartoon!!! You made that??"
Me: "Um, no."

Then we bonded over Salad Fingers.
I guess I better hurry up and finish a cartoon or something, huh??

Ah yes, current Flash projects = LIBERTAS: EX MACHINUS, a revolutionary new way of animating in Flash that has never been seen before! Also, BATTLEMAN vs CHUCK NORRIS: Richard Simmons raises an army of cloned Chuck Norrises to usher in the second coming of Christ! Can Battleman stop them in time? And of course, PIMP'S QUEST II.
Now to hit that post button and see if I really do still have front-page posting status after all these years... <crosses fingers>

[Lalo]

hah, that was a funny conversation between you and the girl xD

[Morgan]

Girl: "Oh, you make Flash? Have you ever heard of Newgrounds.com?"
Me: "Sheeeit girl, I MADE that site what it is! You ever seen Pimp's Quest?"
Girl: "Um, no."
Me: "Stick Slayer?"
Girl: "Um, no."
Uh oh, I'm losin her... methinks.
Me: "Retarded Animal Babies?"
Girl: "Oh I LOVE that cartoon!!! You made that??"
Me: "Um, no."

Then we bonded over Salad Fingers.
I guess I better hurry up and finish a cartoon or something, huh??
Now to hit that post button and see if I really do still have front-page posting status after all these years... <crosses fingers>

Ha, ya, when i tell people about famous newgrounds series, they say "Oh, did you make it!"
Same reaction-"Uh, no..."

[Depredation]

its good to hear from you. Good Luck with all your flash and that such.
Does the TV Series showcase games aswell as movies?

[Andersson]

At 5/13/06 02:29 AM, Section8Studios wrote: Since all these ancient forgotten characters are posting I figured I might as well join 'em, now that I finally have some news.

Ah, that's good to hear. =)

I just moved to SF from Seattle to work on the first ever FLASH TV SHOW! I don't know anyone and it's scary here so if you live in SF drop me a line and smoke me out.

Heh, I don't live in SF but good luck with that show. Sounds neat. =D

I really really wanted to interview Tom for our first episode, but in the fast-paced world of broadcast media, you never get what you want. :/

Hm, well I'm sure you'll be able to get flash makers to do something for the show since it is afterall publicity for them aswell. :-)

I guess I better hurry up and finish a cartoon or something, huh??

Hahahahaha! Yeah, I suppose! XD

Well, you were lucky that she even knew what Newgrounds was. In Sweden it isn't the most known site. Atleast you got a subject to speak about. :-]

Ah yes, current Flash projects = BATTLEMAN vs CHUCK NORRIS: Richard Simmons raises an army of cloned Chuck Norrises to usher in the second coming of Christ! Can Battleman stop them in time?

Oh, that sounds really intresting. When do you think that will be done?

And of course, PIMP'S QUEST II.

Nice, another game no-one will know about. ;-)

Now to hit that post button and see if I really do still have front-page posting status after all these years... <crosses fingers>

Um, yeah. Just doesn't get a sticky topic in all the forum sections anymore. =(

[Chris]

At 5/13/06 02:29 AM, Section8Studios wrote: Me: "Retarded Animal Babies?"
Girl: "Oh I LOVE that cartoon!!! You made that??"
Me: "Um, no."

i was once asked if i made bananaphone.

[WarSyndicate]

I also haven't seen Pimp's quest or Stick Slayer . I'll check it out now.

[Wonchop]

You can check out my flashes to see if they are deemed funny enough for telly. :3
By the way are there any restrictions on what can be shown? (eg. licensed music, parodies, etc.)

[pepeatumi]

Finally!! We'll get a sequel to Pimp's Quest. And a flash with Chuck Norris and Richard Simmons how can you go wrong?

[TehreTard]

Pimp's Quest was one of NG's greatest adventure games of all time, finally the sequel is coming out soon.

[RyanPridgeon]

Is it gonna be on in the UK?

[DanPaladin]

better hope she doesn't read this :)

good luck with the TV show, and pimps.

[luka]

Haha! I laughed my ass off on that chat part! Good luck with everything and I can't wait to see that "new never seen before animation technique".

[Zwickel]

At 5/13/06 02:39 AM, -lalO- wrote: hah, that was a funny conversation between you and the girl xD

Oye lalo, necesito hablar contigo, conectate a AIM por favor.
Gracias.

Oh, mi aim es:
ZwickelNG

[JohnnyUtah]

there's actually been multiple tv series made with flash..

[TheAbominableMatt]

If I ever manage to pull because of a flash I made it will be a grand day indeed.

... should probably make more than one..... maybe....

[Bug]

At 5/13/06 10:58 AM, Wonchop wrote: By the way are there any restrictions on what can be shown? (eg. licensed music, parodies, etc.)

im wondering abou this also...

[RiftMaster]

Maybe I could get my shitty old cartoons from back before I made games on your show :)

haha. sounds awesome dude. a show about flash movies on spike tv. just fuckin nuts bro.

I guess flash content is officially "mainstream as fuck"

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[Ben-Spurgin]

At 5/13/06 02:25 PM, Johnny_Utah wrote: there's actually been multiple tv series made with flash..

That's true, but this one is more like "America's Funniest Home Videos" with Flash content, shot in front of a live studio audience. Hopefully THAT hasn't been done before!!
Also, we'll only be featuring shorts, no games unfortunately.
-Ben

[Mek1985]

How the feck do I contact you, what's your email?

[ChaDMcBaDD]

i wouldnt be suprised if there was a whole episode dedicated to bitey of brackwood. theres like, 7 flash movies of brackenwood. (theres some on brackenwood.net that isnt on newgrounds) it would be so sweet.

or maybe there could do a whole episode over adam phillips, showing the main brackenwood movies and hitchhiker, and one of the scariest flashes ever, taken.

i would watch this show everytime it was on.

[Cruel-Dagger]

Yeah, I had the same Idea...only I never got as far as spike tv. So.... don't screw it up... ^_^

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

ooh a flash television program.
Alas, if only I made comedic flash instead of random nonsensical trippy sheite.
Back to the coalmines.

[Morgan]

At 5/13/06 12:43 PM, DanPaladin wrote: better hope she doesn't read this :)

good luck with the TV show, and pimps.

Hey, its Dan Paladin.
What in gods name is up with your latest flash?!

[ArseOnToast]

There are already a lot of shows made in flash I hate to tell you.

[Hanshinboy]

mad respect for pimp's quest. I was waiting for that to drop.
If I was in the San Fran area I would smoke you up but sorry can't go that far.

[JeremyLokken]

What kind of flash cartoons work for the show? Anything goes? Long ones, short ones? Demented? How sick? What works and what doesn't!

[Dustball]

At 5/13/06 02:29 AM, Section8Studios wrote: the first ever FLASH TV SHOW!

First ever? I work on a Flash TV show on the Current Network, called Super News. www.current.tv/pods/supernews

But this show sounds pretty sweet too, good luck with it!

[DeuceNine]

At 5/13/06 02:29 AM, Section8Studios wrote: Do you have the funniest Flash ever made? If so, send me an e-mail for a chance to see your Flash on our new show to be aired next fall on Spike TV!

thats sounds preety cool, but what's you email?

[Shanetheguy]

At 5/13/06 02:29 AM, Section8Studios wrote:
Do you have the funniest Flash ever made? If so, send me an e-mail for a chance to see your Flash on our new show to be aired next fall on Spike TV! Some of you have already recieved E-mails from me and our Executive Producer asking your permission to PAY YOU $1000 for your Flash to stick it on the tube

I so came up with that idea 1st. Cept i wanted it to be NGTV. =( Kudos to you tho. I cant wait to see all the great flashes on tv ^.^