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At 5/9/06 02:57 AM, Zerok wrote: The "joke" ruined the intent of the thread anyway.
C'mon, isn't the alphabeticalness cool?
I think it's cool.

Say it's cool.

Forty, the same age you'll be in twenty years. Yes, its a very good topic and those mean guys ruined it. Oh my god

At 5/9/06 03:15 AM, Hydecka wrote: Forty, the same age you'll be in twenty years. Yes, its a very good topic and those mean guys ruined it. Oh my god

=D

Precisely.

But, it is bedtime.

I hope certain people's genitalia stay away from my dreams.

At 5/9/06 03:11 AM, Monocrom wrote:

At 5/9/06 03:05 AM, LadyGrace wrote:

At 5/9/06 03:03 AM, Monocrom wrote: Luck be a lady tonight, for the NG idiot of the day!

*Looks over at LadyGrace*

Awww, sorry dude; you lose!

You're just jealous because my penis is bigger than you. And yes, it's bigger than YOU!

It's over 6 feet tall? How do you carry it, over your shoulder?

She drags it behind her, leaving in her wake ruined vaginas and bruised goat rumps.

At 5/9/06 03:31 AM, Zerok wrote:

I hope certain people's genitalia stay away from my dreams.

NOT MINE, FRIEND!

And I always thought it was spelled 40.

HAHA, IT'S A JOKE, GET IT, BECAUSE NUMBERS AREN'T LETTERS?

At 5/9/06 03:33 AM, VeryProudofYa wrote: She drags it behind her, leaving in her wake ruined vaginas and bruised goat rumps.

I could of sworn it was never actually being carried around, but, rather, in a constant state of fucking.

I swear to God Gunter, you're like, the dude who follows the chick into every thread, posting random crap after her. It's quite...romantic.

At 5/9/06 04:21 AM, Dobio wrote: I swear to God Gunter, you're like, the dude who follows the chick into every thread, posting random crap after her. It's quite...romantic.

Haha, yeah, and I'm like the chick who follows a dude into a thread and randomly posts stuff after him.

lolwut?

At 5/9/06 04:33 AM, LadyGrace wrote:

Haha, yeah, and I'm like the chick who follows a dude into a thread and randomly posts stuff after him.

lolwut?

Hehe, it's true! And I'm like the guy who follows a chick who follows a dude into a thread and ruins the joke by prolonging it's existence.

At 5/9/06 04:35 AM, DirtySyko wrote:

At 5/9/06 04:33 AM, LadyGrace wrote:

Haha, yeah, and I'm like the chick who follows a dude into a thread and randomly posts stuff after him.

lolwut?

Hehe, it's true! And I'm like the guy who follows a chick who follows a dude into a thread and ruins the joke by prolonging it's existence.

You're honest, too.

At 5/9/06 04:35 AM, DirtySyko wrote: Hehe, it's true! And I'm like the guy who follows a chick who follows a dude into a thread and ruins the joke by prolonging it's existence.

But it confuses people because, due to the fact that you have long luscious hair, they don't know if you're a chick following a chick following a dude into a thread posting something that prolongs a joke or a dude following a chick following a dude posting something that prolongs a joke.

Lissen, I dun no bout no peepul fawlowin no peepul. Alls I no is dat I gots ta git mah foady ohn.

At 5/9/06 02:28 AM, darkfiretime1 wrote: Its spelled fourty you idiot.

yeah you penis wait yeah thats right

At 5/9/06 02:27 AM, Zerok wrote: Because it is the only number, when spelled out, that is perfectly sequentially alphabetical.

As in, 'F' comes before 'O' which comes before 'R' which comes before 'T' which comes before 'Y'.

THE ONLY NUMBER.

And she knows where credit is due.

This guy is stupid

At 5/9/06 05:07 AM, Puppeteering wrote: This guy is stupid

No, simply no.

I bet you didn't know that. It's the only number in a set of numbers that go to INFINITY. INFINITY!!!!! It never ends, and out of an INFINITE number of numbers, forty is the ONLY ONE.

Other cool things about forty:

-40 is the same on both Fahrenheit and Celcius thermometers
Zirconium has an atomic number of forty
And Argon has a mass of forty.

And anyone that says that Argon isn't cool doesn't know ANYTHING about it.
~It's a noble Gas
~It has a super-cool electronic configuration of: 1s2 2s2 2p6 3s2 3p6
~For elements Potassium through Bromine, they have an Noble Gas Configuration with Argon in it. That's 17 elements that rely on Argon, which has a mass of forty, SO FORTY IS PRETTY AWESOME!
~Argon is also the most common noble gas in the air!!
~It's used in lightbulbs. And where would we be without lightbulbs? That's right. In the dark.

Oh my, I got so caught up in my passionate admiration for Argon. Moving on:

Forty is also stereotyped as 'middle age' and after that you're old. : O Hey Zerok, you are half way to being OLD. My parents freaked out when they got to 40.
U2 wrote a song called Forty
The Vodka in my closet has 40% alcohol
Forty days and Forty nights is the name of a movie.
Christians believe Jesus was in the desert for forty days and forty nights.
Despite 4 being the square of 2, 40 is NOT the square of 20.
The square root of 40 is approximately 6.32456\

FORTY IS FANTASTIC.

I love how no matter how stupid of a mistake you make you can just cover it up by saying you were being sarcastic or joking with nothing that would suggest it's a joke. What's even better is the people who quoted it with "LOL PWNED". I wonder if they'll say they were joking and knew the difference in how 'forty' is spelled too.

At 5/9/06 11:52 AM, Less-than-three wrote: And anyone that says that Argon isn't cool doesn't know ANYTHING about it.

You forgot that it sounds and is spelt slightly like the shop "Argus".

heh, interesting observation.
Let's see if I can do one as well:

Using the following common letter-to-number conversion table:
a 1
b 2
c 3
d 4
e 5
f 6 -
g 7
h 8
i 9
j 10
k 11
l 12
m 13
n 14
o 15 -
p 16
q 17
r 18 -
s 19
t 20 -
u 21
v 22
w 23
x 24
y 25 -
z 26

We find the following letters substitute for the letters in the word "FORTY":
6 15 18 20 25

Complemented by the following set of numbers, the count of letters before each letter in alphabetical sequence, but occurring after the previous letter from the word FORTY (ie, a b c d e = 5, F; g h i j k l m n = 8, O)
5 8 2 1 4

Separate the digits in sequence for the first string of numbers, 6 15 18 20 25:
6 1 5 1 8 2 0 2 5
The sum of those numbers? 30. Ten less than 40, our original number.

Perform the same operation on the complementary string:
5 8 2 1 4
The sum? 20.

So, from 40, we get 30 and then 20... the 1st 3 multiples of 10 which end in Y, the second to last letter in the 26-letter alphabet. 1+3+10+26=40.

I'm a filthy cheater.

At 5/9/06 11:52 AM, Less-than-three wrote: FORTY IS FANTASTIC.

If I remember correctly, you were having trouble with Chemistry a little over a year ago... I am to assume you've become quite the whiz? :D

At 5/9/06 03:05 AM, LadyGrace wrote:

At 5/9/06 03:03 AM, Monocrom wrote: Luck be a lady tonight, for the NG idiot of the day!

*Looks over at LadyGrace*

Awww, sorry dude; you lose!

You're just jealous because my penis is bigger than you. And yes, it's bigger than YOU!

Oh my god that must hurt like hell! You must be severely despressed about being unable to have sex. You couldn't even get an errection with that, it could kill you. I pitty you.

At 5/9/06 12:16 PM, MuyBurrito wrote::

At 5/9/06 11:52 AM, Less-than-three wrote: FORTY IS FANTASTIC.

If I remember correctly, you were having trouble with Chemistry a little over a year ago... I am to assume you've become quite the whiz? :D

Well I wouldn't say whiz, but the more I couldn't get it, the more I wanted to get it, and the more I worked at it, and now I'm a big nerd!

At 5/9/06 11:52 AM, Less-than-three wrote: Forty is also stereotyped as 'middle age' and after that you're old. : O Hey Zerok, you are half way to being OLD.

I am quarter-age.
Which is cool, becausing living to 80 would be sweet.

FORTY IS FANTASTIC.

You can also make the words:
Fort, for, try, rot, fry, tory from forty.

At 5/9/06 12:16 PM, MuyBurrito wrote:

I'm a filthy cheater.

>:)

Pretty much.
You can get numbers to lots of fun things.
The number 9 has all sort of wonderous tricks.

At 5/9/06 11:52 AM, Less-than-three wrote: FORTY IS FANTASTIC.

If I remember correctly, you were having trouble with Chemistry a little over a year ago... I am to assume you've become quite the whiz? :D

She displays quite the stunning aptitude, I must admit.

At 5/9/06 02:28 AM, darkfiretime1 wrote: Its spelled fourty you idiot.

Actually its not.

At 5/9/06 12:57 PM, Zerok wrote: You can get numbers to lots of fun things.

*to do.

Gah.

Everyone knows the ol' multiples of 9 less than 100 digit's all add up to nine, ala 18, 1+8= 0; 27, 2+7 = 9; etc. But there are much cooler things I that I completely forget. I'm tempted to Google, but there are far more interesting things to do right now.

At 5/9/06 02:28 AM, darkfiretime1 wrote: Its spelled fourty you idiot.

in Canada we spell it 'fourty'...but since this guy is from 'Cali' that just enhances his fail.

At 5/9/06 01:09 PM, mamatequila wrote:

At 5/9/06 02:28 AM, darkfiretime1 wrote: Its spelled fourty you idiot.

in Canada we spell it 'fourty'...but since this guy is from 'Cali' that just enhances his fail.

LOL ......... He should have pretended he was Canadian! Watch, he'll probably return to this thread and say he's originally from Canada!

At 5/9/06 12:53 PM, Less-than-three wrote: Well I wouldn't say whiz, but the more I couldn't get it, the more I wanted to get it, and the more I worked at it, and now I'm a big nerd!

It's always nice to have a nerdy thing that you can feel good about.

At 5/9/06 01:02 PM, Zerok wrote: You can get numbers to do lots of fun things.
The number 9 has all sort of wonderous tricks.

If I wasn't a lazy bastard, I'd totally turn that into a sexual joke.

Fun fact about 9, though. 9*40 = 360. 360 is the most versatile number ever. It's such a wonderful number.

At 5/9/06 02:31 AM, Zerok wrote: Are you people really that fucking stupid?

Lol he's angry.

Poor Zerok, deflated. :(

<3

At 5/9/06 01:09 PM, mamatequila wrote: in Canada we spell it 'fourty'...but since this guy is from 'Cali' that just enhances his fail.

Whaaa?

I've never seen that, ever.
Things like 'harbour' and 'favour' come up in dictionary.com as the British way, but nothing for fourty.

I also wrote 1 + 8 = 0 back up there.
AND I STAND BY IT.

At 5/9/06 01:15 PM, Zerok wrote: I also wrote 1 + 8 = 0 back up there.
AND I STAND BY IT.

LOL ........ let's see if you still stand by it, after you sober up!

At 5/9/06 01:15 PM, Zerok wrote:

At 5/9/06 01:09 PM, mamatequila wrote: in Canada we spell it 'fourty'...but since this guy is from 'Cali' that just enhances his fail.

Whaaa?

I've never seen that, ever.

I've seen it a lot. Whether it's right or not i don't even know or care anymore.

At 5/9/06 01:15 PM, Zerok wrote: I also wrote 1 + 8 = 0 back up there.
AND I STAND BY IT.

Hurrah for math. :D

This method almost worked. Blasted 36. :/