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ok my mom goes out every week to a club to meet blah blah blah anyway well im always stuck at my house and one night my mom said that if i was lonely her friend has a mate for you, i said ok and my mom went out,now i had no idea who this guy was but at about 10:15pm there was a knock at the door and man! it was a reallly nice ass chick this is what happened

she said " hi im krystal" is this the right address,now i was stutterin like mad

so nows she keeps coming onto me and shes here right now

but shes in the shower (we've known each other for a long time) what do i do?

i wanna seem nice but not desperate man HELP ME! shes in my shower right now!

so what shal i do?

go in and see what happens?

run out the house screaming "me girl shower?

what shall i do?

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At 5/6/06 05:19 PM, neo123666 wrote: what shall i do?

Ask her to teach you how to use grammer.

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At 5/6/06 05:19 PM, neo123666 wrote: what shall i do?

Hit her over the head with a chair.

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what shall i do?

Make some pictures!!

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quite dissing my grammar and help me out fuck grammar!

u can read it right so help me out!

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At 5/6/06 05:21 PM, Kickme123 wrote:
At 5/6/06 05:19 PM, neo123666 wrote: what shall i do?
Ask her to teach you how to use grammer.

That sounds like a great idea.

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If you were in a car I would say stop short with her.

Go in there and ask her if she needs any help.

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At 5/6/06 05:22 PM, neo123666 wrote: quite dissing my grammar and help me out fuck grammar!

u can read it right so help me out!

Best ask for help with your spelling too.

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At 5/6/06 05:22 PM, neo123666 wrote: quite dissing my grammar and help me out fuck grammar!

u can read it right so help me out!

What the hell do you want us to say? Grow some balls and hit on her instead of posting about it on the internets, retard.

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At 5/6/06 05:19 PM, neo123666 wrote:

what shall i do?

Rape her.

Well, no, it's not technically rape, it's just sex, because she wants it too, probably.
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At 5/6/06 05:22 PM, Dent0n wrote:
what shall i do?
Make some pictures!!

yes, pastels would be good... u can use paint if u wish though....

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STFU!

MAN u aint that good at spelling either asshole now help me out!

im spelling all the owrds right what else you fuckin want?

a butler?

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fine then u limp dicked faggots ill go in and see if she wants anything ill be posting back with umm whatever happens

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At 5/6/06 05:25 PM, neo123666 wrote: STFU!

MAN u aint that good at spelling either asshole now help me out!

im spelling all the owrds right what else you fuckin want?

a butler?

Get to work jeeves

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stop being such a pussy and grow some balls, god damnit...

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At 5/6/06 05:25 PM, neo123666 wrote: im spelling all the owrds right what else you fuckin want?

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Stick it in her you dumbass.

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turn the light down low mamke a snack before she get out a shower like microsome nachos or suttin and romance her man !1 pics plz !!1

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ok...your mom called over this chick? Hmm... theres your real problem.

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At 5/6/06 05:24 PM, KemCab wrote:
At 5/6/06 05:19 PM, neo123666 wrote:
what shall i do?
Rape her.

Well, no, it's not technically rape, it's just sex, because she wants it too, probably.
But insert your p3n0r into her an0r.

Lol!

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fuck her...

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At 5/6/06 05:25 PM, neo123666 wrote: STFU!

MAN u aint that good at spelling either asshole now help me out!

im spelling all the owrds right what else you fuckin want?

a butler?

Nice way to spell "words". Just type slower and watch what your typing. I can't answer your question in this situation.

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At 5/6/06 05:21 PM, Kickme123 wrote: Ask her to teach you how to use grammer.

Nobody can teach someone that desperate.

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At 5/6/06 05:28 PM, Canadian-Bacon wrote:
At 5/6/06 05:25 PM, neo123666 wrote: STFU!

MAN u aint that good at spelling either asshole now help me out!

im spelling all the owrds right what else you fuckin want?

a butler?
Get to work jeeves

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Play pokemon.

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whip out your cock and tell her, "$3.50 you fucking whore, take it or leave it"

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Fap loudly so she comes in to sees you at it and ask YOU if you need help

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