It's time for some changes.

[Hyperion]

It has come to my intention that all of you have been pirating my product. HyperCorp copyrighted and patented breathing in the spring of 2002. In breathing without our given consent you have all commited infringement and theivery.

No more freeloading for you. From this point onward I'll be expecting you to pay me 20 U.S dollar per breath. Those of you who fail to make a payment will have to pay me in your arm, leg, and firstborn child (the childless will have to give their left kidney).

Some of you may look at this and see "extortion", and make some attempt at using the so called "justice system" against us. Well, that won't work. For we have taken the mind of the late Johnny Cochran and put him in an invincible robot shell. Henceforth, he shall be known as MechaCochran and will be our personal lawyer and doomsday device.

You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

[jonthomson]

That is X to the D worthy.

[Mralpha]

But I like my left kidney...

[Idocreating]

Balls to you! I'm a rebel!

[Gtd-Orion]

oh well considering orion inc coyright kk in 2003 , corection feb 21 2003 921 am so anytime i see oyu say it online i want you to pay me 1/1000000 of a cent. Now that 's extortion, because i want those cahs now so pay up bitches.!

[Hyperion]

At 5/5/06 09:31 PM, idOcrEatING wrote: Balls to you! I'm a rebel!

I'll expect the limbs in the mail by monday.

[Gtd-Orion]

At 5/5/06 09:33 PM, Gtd_Orion wrote: oh well considering orion inc coyright kk in 2003 , corection feb 21 2003 921 am so anytime i see oyu say it online i want you to pay me 1/1000000 of a cent. Now that 's extortion, because i want those cahs now so pay up bitches.!

Oh yeah i'm breathing and you can't find me, sucka hahahahahhhaha i will breathe until i die fool!

[StoryWeaver]

I'd chew off my own left nut before giving you a dime. As it is you owe me quite a lot. You see, I, a long long time ago, patented all forms of sexual activity. I have yet to recieve a check from your mother and as such I own you by the laws stated therin the contract that was created at such a time before you were born. As such I shall now request that you either hand over your company or give me no further trouble.

If you choose to ignore my humble request, I will have your nuts in a bag or be forced to use the powers of hypnotic persuasion to win a court battle when all odds are stacked against me.

You have three business days to comply.

[Idocreating]

At 5/5/06 09:35 PM, -Hyperion- wrote:

At 5/5/06 09:31 PM, idOcrEatING wrote: Balls to you! I'm a rebel!

I'll expect the limbs in the mail by monday.

Not before i have yours, now turn around.

Slash!

[Hemlok]

I think you need some help.

[Jemry]

And if we're kidneyless childless and a four time amputee?

[Modnar]

Changes, huh?

... Revolution!!!

[tarahloveshentai]

Lol I feel so hardcore.

[Hyperion]

At 5/5/06 10:08 PM, Jemry wrote: And if we're kidneyless childless and a four time amputee?

We toss you into a prison bathroom and lock the door.

[UberKuri]

At 5/5/06 10:17 PM, -Hyperion- wrote:

We toss you into a prison bathroom and lock the door. :please

alone... right?

[quote]please[/quote]

[Matt]

You make too many good threads. Stop.

At 5/5/06 10:09 PM, Modnar wrote: ... Revolution!!!

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

[Hyperion]

At 5/5/06 10:21 PM, _Matt_ wrote: You make too many good threads. Stop.

But mister, if I stop making the peoples laugh the supervisor will whip me!

Thank you.