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Moe was with me in the computer room, while i was trying to get the network working (in our case it is a netNOTwork) and he suddenly jumped off my shoulder and landed on the keyboard, i was in Command Prompt (Windows XP) at the time, pinging the server and i had just typed in a number to ping when he jumped onto the keyboard, and started biting the keys, he found the enter button, and for some reason thought it looked quite tasty and tried to catch it by standing on it, which pressed the button and the computer, started pinging the server i had typed in, he found it fascinating that standing on this big white thing makes these squiggly white lines start flicking up onto the screen so every time i typed in a server he would push the enter button all it was saying was "Request timed out" because i couldn't connect, but then i would a server to connect to so i typed that in and Moe pressed Enter and this time the packets managed to get though to the server, and it displayed "Reply from 192.168.2.2: bytes=32 time=2ms TTL=48" this was even better, because there was more squiggly lines on the screen, so he went up to the screen and started bighting it, so i thought why not give him something to do, i went to my documents and made it small at the top out of his reach so he didn't notice, and found my 3D Fish screensaver, and turned it on, then suddenly, to Moe's suprisement and fish popped up on to the screen and started swimming around the screen so Moe started chasing it to try to catch it. I closed that and opened up 3 of my desktop games (Holden Car, A screen shooter and a sheep thing where sheep win all over your desktop and windows you have open, he almost had a heart attack with the fun of it, how i could shoot a sheep, but it lives (even with the grenade launcher) and he could chase the sheep and the car. In the end i get bored and i think he was hungry because of all the energy he burned running up and down the screen, so we went back to the lounge.
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