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Uh, GC, I'm starting a funeral doom metal project. Want to join on vocals and guitars? If so, I'll be doing guitars, bass, and drums, and maybe vocals if the style permits. I already got a few riffs written, it sounds as if Jerry Cantrell and Varg Vikernes combined to do funeral doom metal.

At 6/11/06 12:49 AM, MetalWarriorFromHell wrote: Uh, GC, I'm starting a funeral doom metal project. Want to join on vocals and guitars? If so, I'll be doing guitars, bass, and drums, and maybe vocals if the style permits. I already got a few riffs written, it sounds as if Jerry Cantrell and Varg Vikernes combined to do funeral doom metal.

Sounds good to me, give me samples when you got some, I want to hear what you're coming up with. I've developed into quite a doom lover, so if I like it, I'll probably take part.

Lol, exact same two posts in the Metl Hell too.

Ghoul - Where's my free (song) love? : ( ..... j/p

I do have news, this time - I, (Abbath, Armagedda, Enslaved's Arve Isdal, and Gorgoroth's King ov Hell) IS recording for Nuclear Blast, and (according to I ) will have a release later this year. There is my new music, and if its like Immortal, it should be good (and perhaps cheesy...mmm, cheese)

On a note that pisses me off, (and proof of commercialism) Modern Drummer (a somewhat decent drummer mag, from what I remember of it) rated the pussy from Shadows Fall as the "Best" metal drummer (they have a cd coming out in a couple days), when the only half-way decent drummer on the list was Tomas Haake from Meshuggah (at number 4 of 5)! Frost did not make the list, niether did Flo Mounier (despite Cryptopsy's non-black-metal status, I had to exemplify a good drummer) or, hell, even Horgh.

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Sorry, Sorry, Sorry for the double-post, but...

GO TO BLACKMETALRADIO.COM NOW!

They've redone the whole fuckin site - New episodes, new services, a ton of new crap...

This is the first time I've checked in a couple weeks, so I apologise if some of you have seen the new layout, but goddamn...SWEET!

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At 6/11/06 03:30 AM, Goatchrist wrote:

At 6/11/06 12:49 AM, MetalWarriorFromHell wrote: Uh, GC, I'm starting a funeral doom metal project. Want to join on vocals and guitars? If so, I'll be doing guitars, bass, and drums, and maybe vocals if the style permits. I already got a few riffs written, it sounds as if Jerry Cantrell and Varg Vikernes combined to do funeral doom metal.

Sounds good to me, give me samples when you got some, I want to hear what you're coming up with. I've developed into quite a doom lover, so if I like it, I'll probably take part.

Yep. I'm recording them today, maybe with some drums, maybe not... in funeral doom the drums aren't exactly as important as they are in black metal, lol!

And to X, I have been listening to the new BMR. Sweet. Thanks for telling me.

maaan ive been listening to alot of BM lately. so ill contribute while im still into it haha. bands ive been into:

1349
aborym
antira
Asgarður (it grew on me :P)
borknagar ( i guess some counts)
burzum
SOME darkthrone
SOME dimmu borgir
enthroned
i guess finntroll counts
mayhem

to lazy to list anymore. been really into 1349s hellfire.

At 6/11/06 10:52 PM, WillPostForFood wrote: maaan ive been listening to alot of BM lately. so ill contribute while im still into it haha. bands ive been into:

1349
aborym
antira
Asgarður (it grew on me :P)
borknagar ( i guess some counts)
burzum
SOME darkthrone
SOME dimmu borgir
enthroned
i guess finntroll counts
mayhem

to lazy to list anymore. been really into 1349s hellfire.

Nice to see you came around. It'll be nice having you around.

On another note... Maaaaaaaaaaaaan when is Goat Semen gonna release Ego Sum Sathanas? I'm hella eager to get that debut. I heard they were gonna do it last year, then it got postponed to this year.

Also, when is Semper Fidelis gonna be released by Nargaroth? I'm also eagerly awaiting that...

Hey, GC, just recorded the first doom song for us to do... It's missing some guitar parts, and vocals. The production is kinda hazed over, making it blackened funeral doom. I'll link you to it over Newgrounds PM, k? And I'll include some instructions (i.e., what to do and what to leave to your imagination). You're writing your own lyrics, since your lyrics are doomier and more depressing than mine, which are more melancholy and observant.

If you haven't already, I highly recommend checking out Shores of Tundra. They're a local black/death band who kick insanely large amounts of ass. The vocalist, Dragos, has a huge range. I'm going to see them live for the second time this Saturday.

At 6/11/06 11:45 PM, MetalWarriorFromHell wrote:

Also, when is Semper Fidelis gonna be released by Nargaroth? I'm also eagerly awaiting that...

*ejaculates* WHEN>?????DS?FD?F?#?$@#$@# new nargaroth? :O

At 6/12/06 10:26 PM, WillPostForFood wrote:

At 6/11/06 11:45 PM, MetalWarriorFromHell wrote:

Also, when is Semper Fidelis gonna be released by Nargaroth? I'm also eagerly awaiting that...

*ejaculates* WHEN>?????DS?FD?F?#?$@#$@# new nargaroth? :O

I dunno. I just heard Kanwulf is making a new Nargaroth album. I hope it's the ambient bm sound, like Geliebte Des Regens, Rasluka II & I, and Herbstleyd, not the "kvlt" sound of BMiK and Prosatanica Shooting Angels.

im thinking of starting an ambient project but i honestly dont know where i want to start. ive got so many ideas but im finding it hard to put them to music. i might ask you for some help once and a while, ghoul.

At 6/13/06 12:42 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote: im thinking of starting an ambient project but i honestly dont know where i want to start. ive got so many ideas but im finding it hard to put them to music. i might ask you for some help once and a while, ghoul.

Alright. Sounds reasonable. I use mainly keyboards and guitar effects to achieve the ambience.

On a completely different note, I just found Goat Semen's website: www.geocities.com/goatsemen666 not only is it totally hilarious (goating), but the sample mp3 is really fucking smashing. However, it's down now due to the fact that it exceeded its bandwidth.

Hey Ghoul, what should the lyrics' theme be for some of these songs that I'm doing vocals for? Like blasphemy or nature or abstract or kvltness or having sex with horses?

sex with horses...

I am excited about new Nargaroth, though, but I'm on a cd buying quarantine : ( (because I've bought five or six in the past three weeks, and I'm spending too much money)

IDK if I posted it here or not (it might have been five years ago in the hell), but I'm jumping in on the "lets do a project" bandwagon. I know a kid (a year younger than me) whose forte is drums, but he can play basically everything but vox, and vox is the only thing I can do, so sometime this summer we're going to hang out and do a kickass two-man-band. If we record anything, I'll post it up.

At 6/13/06 07:56 AM, CowsCanBark wrote: Hey Ghoul, what should the lyrics' theme be for some of these songs that I'm doing vocals for? Like blasphemy or nature or abstract or kvltness or having sex with horses?

Whatever you want, dude. This week I'll record some kickass black metal songs when my double pedal and bass drum pad arrives either today or tommorrow. In the meantime, I'll record my parts of the ultra slow depressing doom songs.

At 6/13/06 01:50 PM, The_Ghoul wrote:

At 6/13/06 07:56 AM, CowsCanBark wrote:

Whatever you want, dude.

Sex with animals, especially horses (dead ones), it is!!!

At 6/13/06 02:26 PM, CowsCanBark wrote: Sex with animals, especially horses (dead ones), it is!!!

I spose I can get in contact with some of my clients and try and arrange it for you ;-)

At 6/13/06 02:26 PM, CowsCanBark wrote:

Sex with animals, especially horses (dead ones), it is!!!

ok.

We'll call ourselves Bestial Slave or Bestial Pleasures.

Oh boy this sure will be swell!

"Grrrrrrr
The old, tired horse looked frightfully at me
As I undid my pants with splendid glee
It whinnied a bit as I opened its jaws
And slid my hard cock in along with my balls

FUCK THE HORSES! FUCK THE HORSES! (Slaughter Christians! Make them fucking beg!)
FUCK THE ANIMALS! FUCK THE ANIMALS! (Black metal ist krieg!)"

I'm a professional! :3

At 6/14/06 04:24 PM, CowsCanBark wrote: Oh boy this sure will be swell!

"Grrrrrrr
The old, tired horse looked frightfully at me
As I undid my pants with splendid glee
It whinnied a bit as I opened its jaws
And slid my hard cock in along with my balls

FUCK THE HORSES! FUCK THE HORSES! (Slaughter Christians! Make them fucking beg!)
FUCK THE ANIMALS! FUCK THE ANIMALS! (Black metal ist krieg!)"

I'm a professional! :3

HAHAHA fun. The sickest of black metal lyrics. I shall write some (oddly enough) melodic bm to go with it.

Oh, and where the fuck is Goatchrist?

Silencer is an awesome fucking band. The vocals are great! Haha very high pitched screams, almost making it Burzum like.

At 6/16/06 09:17 PM, CowsCanBark wrote: Silencer is an awesome fucking band. The vocals are great! Haha very high pitched screams, almost making it Burzum like.

and the singer Nattrum got admitted to the loony bin. Seriously. The reason Silencer broke up is because Nattrum got committed to the insane asylum.

At 6/18/06 08:38 PM, The_Ghoul wrote:

At 6/16/06 09:17 PM, CowsCanBark wrote: Silencer is an awesome fucking band. The vocals are great! Haha very high pitched screams, almost making it Burzum like.

and the singer Nattrum got admitted to the loony bin. Seriously. The reason Silencer broke up is because Nattrum got committed to the insane asylum.

Yeah I was reading about that on the archives. Crazy...literally. =P

But did you ever hear of the band Stalaggh? They take mental patients and use their screaming of pain and agony as vocals. It's very interesting if you're into that kind of stuff.

At 6/18/06 11:16 PM, CowsCanBark wrote:

But did you ever hear of the band Stalaggh? They take mental patients and use their screaming of pain and agony as vocals. It's very interesting if you're into that kind of stuff.

kvlt. Nowadays, that would be n/a, cuz most of my vocals are bowel movement inducingly low singing.

i would like to join as well. some of my favorite bands are:
Dimmu Borgir
Limbonic Art
Children of Bodom
Mayhem
Immortal
Emperor
Nachtmystium
Xasthur
Burzum
and basicall tons of other shit.

At 6/19/06 03:12 AM, jestermolester wrote: i would like to join as well. some of my favorite bands are:
Dimmu Borgir
Limbonic Art
Children of Bodom
Mayhem
Immortal
Emperor
Nachtmystium
Xasthur
Burzum
and basicall tons of other shit.

hehe...i forgot i like Carpathian Forest a lot too, bunch of funny bastards.

At 6/19/06 03:12 AM, jestermolester wrote: i would like to join as well. some of my favorite bands are:
Dimmu Borgir
Limbonic Art
Children of Bodom
Mayhem
Immortal
Emperor
Nachtmystium
Xasthur
Burzum
and basicall tons of other shit.

Aside from Children of Bodom, your list is great. Ghoul, let this fine sir in the club.

At 6/19/06 09:11 AM, CowsCanBark wrote: Ghoul, let this fine sir in the club.

Hell, it's a 100 PERCENT acceptance rate. Though I might change it to 98% soon, to catch the truly idiotic people.