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Posted at: 5/3/06 12:22 AM
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I just remembered that I have a huge, very important, English test tommorow and I have nothing to study off or anything.
I need a plan.
The Objective: Successfully trick Mother into thinking I am sick. The Situation: Parents Are not home in the morning but a simple "I feel sick" over the phone will no due... I need to sell it. The Plan:...?
Posted at: 5/3/06 12:23 AM
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Don't call your parents. Just stay home, and when they get home, lie in bed like you're feeling shitty. Put asprin bottles and shit next to your bed.
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Posted at: 5/3/06 12:24 AM
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Lie over the phone. It works fine.
"I just threw up, and I feel like I'm going to be doing it all day."
Posted at: 5/3/06 12:25 AM
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when they come home sit in the washroom and say your not doing to well come out later and repeat later
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Simple, find some comet or other powdery cleaning material and slip some in your drink. Now you'll be really sick!
Posted at: 5/3/06 12:26 AM
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Drink bleach.
That'll show those cocksuckers.
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Posted at: 5/3/06 12:27 AM
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Are they at home early in the morning?
If so, set a quite alarm for an obscure and ridiculous time, wake up, and fake sick.
WORKS LKE A CHARM
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Posted at: 5/3/06 12:30 AM
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Got apples and milk? I found this out a few years ago, I was running late to school from an early morning porn fest. So I needed something quick to eat, so I quickly eat two apples and chugged a large glass of milk. When I got to school I was there for merely 5-10 minutes when I started to feel like shit so I left and went home, where I proceeded to make aquaintence with the toilet.
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Posted at: 5/3/06 12:31 AM
At 5/3/06 12:27 AM, -Canas- wrote: Are they at home early in the morning? If so, set a quite alarm for an obscure and ridiculous time, wake up, and fake sick. WORKS LKE A CHARM
I liked that one as well until I found that I can't wake up for shit.
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Call them while sitting in the bathroom, say you've felt queasy all morning.
While they're replying, drop the phone near the toilet and make yourself vomit. Eat a lot before you go to bed so there's fuel in the tank.
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Posted at: 5/3/06 12:32 AM
At 5/3/06 12:27 AM, -Canas- wrote: If so, set a quite alarm for an obscure and ridiculous time, wake up, and fake sick.
Thats what I shall plan on doing... I might even add gaging and spilling water into the toilet to add effects of puking.
That + the "I feel better now, I think I can go to school" but then calling a bit later and saying you puked along the way routine.
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Fake an injury, like a torn tendon or something like that.
Posted at: 5/3/06 12:39 AM
At 5/3/06 12:32 AM, Zombie_Squirrel wrote: Fake an injury, like a torn tendon or something like that.
Just in time, right now Im selling physical injuries for $10! It works like this: A-You pay me $10 B-You tell me where you live. C- Pick your physical injury (Im running a special on temporary parilyzation) D- I pick a random day and time. E- I get a crowbar and POW! Instant physical injury!
Posted at: 5/3/06 12:41 AM
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Get ipecac. Fast.
Posted at: 5/3/06 12:51 AM
At 5/3/06 12:41 AM, -IAMCanadian- wrote: Get ipecac. Fast.
Thats good, I should remember that...
ipecac
laxative
motor oil
.......wait a second! I dont want to be craping all day! Get rid of the laxative..............
squid
llama
eel
fauxlestra
........oh wait, thats only in the sims 2!
Posted at: 5/3/06 12:57 AM
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Drink a gallon of paint. You get so high man.
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Posted at: 5/3/06 01:01 AM
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First thing is first: delete this thread as to make sure there isn't any evidence left to be used against you.
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