Masturbation for the first time!

[Ipeeongoats]

Well you see I was in my room with my hand and it rubbed on my crotch and said " I want to whack you." Then without my consent it ripped off my pants and started going up and down my shaft with it warm palms. Finally I came all over the bitch and it screamed "OMFG WTF IS THIS SHIT?" It procided to my sock drawr I screamed "No!" but it wiped itself all over my socks! Now i have no clean socks and a hand that raped me.

Pretty hot ain't it?

[Tantalus]

You win at parody threads.

[azrag]

At 5/1/06 06:43 PM, ipeeongoats wrote: Well you see I was in my room with my hand and it rubbed on my crotch and said " I want to whack you." Then without my consent it ripped off my pants and started going up and down my shaft with it warm palms. Finally I came all over the bitch and it screamed "OMFG WTF IS THIS SHIT?" It procided to my sock drawr I screamed "No!" but it wiped itself all over my socks! Now i have no clean socks and a hand that raped me.

Pretty hot ain't it?

0mg parody thread to mine Ha. Good one though I was ROFL the whole time when you said your hand ripped off your pants I just couldnt take it LOLOLOL

[tehNGpro]

I came.

[Pinkasaurus]

Needs more pictures

[Davidson13]

that was a great one man. It got me laughing the hole time, especially since it was the parody of that other thread

[Zen444]

At 5/1/06 06:50 PM, Evildwarf wrote: I came.

I saw, I wrote the book.

[Tribstar]

I came.I saw.I noticed a parody.I posted.I began not to care.

[Triple-Merc]

At 5/1/06 06:45 PM, -Tantalus- wrote: You win at parody threads.

You win at telling people they win at parody threads.

he wins at parody threads

[tehNGpro]

At 5/1/06 06:55 PM, cardmaster12595 wrote: I came.I saw.I noticed a parody.I posted.I began not to care.

Please change your signature pic I find it offensive because I'm black.

[Driftwood-1]

cummed

(?)

[Sanity-of-Insanity]

O_O OMFGWTFROFLOLMFAOBBQPEN0RFTW O_O

that was funny your hand raped you