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I am going to laugh when she "pops" out a child. That isnt yours!*

At 5/1/06 08:23 PM, PacoW wrote: Posting that you've had sex without posting a picture of the woman?

NG'er Please.

sarcasm

NG'er what?

haha that's great.

At 5/1/06 07:41 PM, Rookie1 wrote: Omg did it look like this?

HAHAHAHAHAHA. THATS FUCKING FUNNY. The ring is in her ass and hes trying to get it out.

Congrats for having sex for the first time and getting everyone against you for no apparent reason. Yay.

At 5/1/06 09:02 PM, Flashfreak01 wrote: Congrats for having sex for the first time and getting everyone against you for no apparent reason. Yay.

i hope she isnt pregnat

At 5/1/06 06:29 PM, azrag wrote:

At 5/1/06 06:27 PM, animedevil wrote: This could be true if Lisa is a man I will belive it.

nah your just jelous admit it you wish you could get chicks.

yea no1 would be saying something like this if they actually did have sex plus you are probably some horny 13 year old that is having fantasies

At 5/1/06 07:49 PM, Burnzoid wrote:

At 5/1/06 07:48 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 5/1/06 07:37 PM, azrag wrote: yeah i know what one is

Picture of a clit

Wade fulp?

Oh yea, i'd give him a good licking anyday.

lol thats great man but i mean who wouldnt?

"hey john I want suck your dick."

Spelling typo or is she Japanese?

I truly hope you get aids.

uhhh well i have some advice dont have but sex then let her suck ur dick...there will be crap on it.

I herd dat if u hit a speshal point on here vgaina she ll screm.
I did it onse, it wuz kewl.

At 5/1/06 06:23 PM, WanderingHero wrote: Alright! A made up story of some guy having sex! You have really enriched the bbs with your wonderful post!
Congratulations you are an officlal.......

No, your just a silly BBS noob who wishes he was someone who HAS gotten le'id.

right like you could realy get a girl and have sex w/ her
so u decided to make up a story to make noobs believe that it really happened

At 5/1/06 08:02 PM, SeasonsOfTheDead wrote: So wait..some random girl just waltzed out of your bathroom with no clothes on?

So she like climbed in your window and stripped down then just walked on out of the bathroom lol?

If she's that much of a slut, then you haven't accomplished anything except maybe a few STD's and a cheap thrill.

WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING FUNNY WHEN IT'S NOT

FUCK

Im not sure if I believe this story. I mean seriously how did she end up at youre house? You didnt explain that. Also how did you end up with her in youre room? I dont know this story is odd with too many bits taken out for me to believe this story comlpletely. Although it might have happened but I just dont believe it.

At 5/1/06 06:23 PM, toxygen wrote:

At 5/1/06 06:22 PM, azrag wrote: speechless I told her yes and she rips off my pants and starts deep throughting!

I LOL'ed at that part.

well hes a noob at it its amusing to us

Hey Asshole, Man, Whoever you are that posted this fucking thread, ummm....doen't that go against the rules....ummm....illegal text, you fucking idiot. P.S. I found that SAME EXACT story at a love website yesterday, you bad ass mother, you fucking plaigurize!

ASSHOLE...

Can this dumbass motherfucker show us a pic?!!

Wow I wish my first time was that good but sadly the guy sucked! >_<,

At 5/1/06 07:41 PM, Rookie1 wrote: Omg did it look like this?

Holy crap. That is just friggin scary :DDD

Being a girl that by far was the lamest story ever.

Besides sex isn't going to get you the atten. you seek and crave.
And bragin' about it gets you now where...

I mean heck I could go on about how many guys i've done stuff with and what with did but honestly I have more important things to worry about like gaining my degree in Computer Programming...

Oh wait your a programmer aren't you...

Well now, that explains everything, he heh

=^-^=

Well ... congrats ?

I've never had sex yet ... and I don't realy care . Sure I've done things like '' the finger trick '' , but I don't concider that as sex.

Congratulations! Now you have to pay for a new pair of pants.

i haven't NOT get any sex yet couse im only 13 hehe

At 5/10/06 10:13 AM, Electric_ice wrote: i haven't NOT get any sex yet couse im only 13 hehe

A double negative is a positive,

At 5/10/06 10:14 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 5/10/06 10:13 AM, Electric_ice wrote: i haven't NOT get any sex yet couse im only 13 hehe

A double negative is a positive,

Good point here .

kekeke

At 5/1/06 06:22 PM, azrag wrote:

It felt so great we fuked for about 2 hours then got tired and just sat down and watched tv afterwords.

wish me luck and if you have any advice for me please give me it.

and then you woke up

2 hours man... no way :P lol

yeah congratulations!
how good for you
looks like i will have to wait a few years