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Try oral sex on her. Lick that clit!

You need to up your standards.

1.) She can't talk for shit "hey john I want suck your dick"

2.) She only deep throughting it? Damn nothing like deep throat ing. tough luck.

At 5/1/06 06:42 PM, Vance- wrote:

At 5/1/06 06:22 PM, azrag wrote: It felt so great we fuked for about 2 hours then got tired and just sat down and watched tv afterwords.

Lol, so you fucked for two hours and didn't jizz? You just got tired?

what's the big deal? it's happened to me before.

I'm good.

I'm serious about the Wade and Nene thing though.....if seen pictures.....that scarred a perverts mind.......

At 5/1/06 07:25 PM, cardmaster12595 wrote: I'm good.

I'm serious about the Wade and Nene thing though.....if seen pictures.....that scarred a perverts mind.......

WTF post those pictures of wade and nene LOL

At 5/1/06 06:22 PM, azrag wrote: "hey john I want suck your dick."

I don't get off to girls who can't form sentences

At 5/1/06 07:25 PM, -vagrant wrote: what's the big deal? it's happened to me before.

his first time. Noone's stamina is that good

At 5/1/06 07:17 PM, Burnzoid wrote: Try oral sex on her. Lick that clit!

thats the plan on wednesday night I plan to lick her for all she is worth and she is worth billions!

At 5/1/06 07:31 PM, Canadian-Bacon wrote:

At 5/1/06 06:22 PM, azrag wrote: "hey john I want suck your dick."

I don't get off to girls who can't form sentences

Nice.

If I post those pictures the world might explode...they can't get out....AHHHHHHHHH!

At 5/1/06 07:31 PM, azrag wrote: she is worth billions!

Here's your second big problem, spending money is bad

At 5/1/06 07:31 PM, azrag wrote: thats the plan on wednesday night I plan to lick her for all she is worth and she is worth billions!

You are a fucking moron. I'm not even going to point out the fallacies in your story, I'm just going to say you're an idiot. By the way...you claim to be 17, but you have the grammar and sentence structure of a kindergartener.

At 5/1/06 07:31 PM, azrag wrote:

At 5/1/06 07:17 PM, Burnzoid wrote: Try oral sex on her. Lick that clit!

thats the plan on wednesday night I plan to lick her for all she is worth and she is worth billions!

Damn.. so that whore is that expensive ? I dont think any whore, even if Natalie Portman was one, is worth all that money.

Seriously dude... everybody knows this is a lie. Sorry if I offended you.

At 5/1/06 07:31 PM, azrag wrote:

At 5/1/06 07:17 PM, Burnzoid wrote: Try oral sex on her. Lick that clit!

thats the plan on wednesday night I plan to lick her for all she is worth and she is worth billions!

I don't think he even knows what a clit is.

If God was a girl I'd spend that much.

yeah i know what one is

Picture of a clit

Omg did it look like this?

Not gunna click.I've gotten virus easy this way.

CONGRATUFUCKINALATIONS MAN!

At 5/1/06 07:42 PM, Begger wrote: CONGRATUFUCKINALATIONS MAN!

thanks for the support =D but i need advice i mean what if i start getting shitty in the sack?

At 5/1/06 07:37 PM, azrag wrote: yeah i know what one is

Picture of a clit

Wade fulp?

At 5/1/06 07:48 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 5/1/06 07:37 PM, azrag wrote: yeah i know what one is

Picture of a clit

Wade fulp?

Oh yea, i'd give him a good licking anyday.

See kids, even your average Star Trek nerd can get laid!

So wait..some random girl just waltzed out of your bathroom with no clothes on?

So she like climbed in your window and stripped down then just walked on out of the bathroom lol?

If she's that much of a slut, then you haven't accomplished anything except maybe a few STD's and a cheap thrill.

At 5/1/06 07:31 PM, azrag wrote:

At 5/1/06 07:17 PM, Burnzoid wrote: Try oral sex on her. Lick that clit!

thats the plan on wednesday night I plan to lick her for all she is worth and she is worth billions!

No see, your an idiot.

Some random slut that's willing to fuck anything that moves isn't worth billions.
She's probably worth about 5 cents. Well actually she could be worth about 400 bucks if you count the money she spends for STD medication.

w00!

At 5/1/06 06:30 PM, animedevil wrote: Lol...at least I dont get dudes....

i heard dat!!

At 5/1/06 06:22 PM, azrag wrote: "hey john I want suck your dick." speechless I told her yes and she rips off my pants and starts deep throughting! ONLY A COMPLETE AND UTTER SKANK WOULD BEHAVE LIKE THAT . It felt so great we fuked for about 2 hours t ITS YOUR FIRST TIME, THATS LIES , I'D STILL STRUGGLE TO LAST THAT LONGtplan to me secretly at night in 3 days to have sex again. WHY'S IT A SECRET, SHE 8 OR SOMETHING?

wish me luck and if you have any advice for me please give me it. IF YOU'D ALREADY DONE IT, WHY DO YOU NEED ADVICE?

sorry bout caps but it needed to stand out
and why post about it? christ like any of us care, well blatantly i do because i'm fapping to this story

At 5/1/06 07:41 PM, Rookie1 wrote: Omg did it look like this?

yeah we did doggy style a bit

What do you want, a medal?

Posting that you've had sex without posting a picture of the woman?

NG'er Please.

sarcasm