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I finally had sex! And man was it awesome =D, this girl i was with last night name lisa came out of my bathroom with nothing on and said "hey john I want suck your dick." speechless I told her yes and she rips off my pants and starts deep throughting! After she was done I was just feeling great. Then she said "alright lets fuk"! And I told her to wait a second so I could get a condem I ran to my room really quickly and put it on. Afterword I walked out and she started smiling and said "john i have been wanting to this since I met you" and I replied "really well I have thought about you to". Now she gets on top of me her body was warm and we start haveing sex. It felt so great we fuked for about 2 hours then got tired and just sat down and watched tv afterwords. Me and her plan to me secretly at night in 3 days to have sex again.

wish me luck and if you have any advice for me please give me it.

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At 5/1/06 06:22 PM, azrag wrote: speechless I told her yes and she rips off my pants and starts deep throughting!

I LOL'ed at that part.

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Alright! A made up story of some guy having sex! You have really enriched the bbs with your wonderful post!
Congratulations you are an officlal.......

Sex for the first time!

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Wooo, I'm going to go fap all over the place now.

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It doesn't relect my penis size.

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2 hours...... the story was real until that part . not even arnold schzenager could be fit enough to do that.

Best thread ever.

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At 5/1/06 06:23 PM, WanderingHero wrote: Alright! A made up story of some guy having sex! You have really enriched the bbs with your wonderful post!
Congratulations you are an officlal.......

sure i may be an attention whore but everything that happened was real

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Sister doesn't count...

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At 5/1/06 06:24 PM, -MARINE- wrote: 2 hours...... the story was real until that part . not even arnold schzenager could be fit enough to do that.

well i cummed after about 10 minutes then she just kept my cock in her vagina and we made out while it was in there. So we didnt exactly go 2 hours straight more like 2 hours total.

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I bet you're glad they replaced Language arts with Sex Ed in your school, huh?

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This could be true if Lisa is a man I will belive it.

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Congrats.I wouldn't call you an attention whore becuase this is the first time I've seen a topic this way.Well....good luck tonight ;)

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At 5/1/06 06:27 PM, animedevil wrote: This could be true if Lisa is a man I will belive it.

nah your just jelous admit it you wish you could get chicks.

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Lol...at least I dont get dudes....

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By the way how long have you known her?

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Maybe a day, Who gives a shit. Oh wait...

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that story just sounded too fake to me. Maybe its true maybe its not

Doesn't really matter anyways

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At 5/1/06 06:25 PM, childinthemist wrote: Sister doesn't count...

HAHAHAH LOL U BEAT ME TO IT!

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At 5/1/06 06:23 PM, toxygen wrote:
At 5/1/06 06:22 PM, azrag wrote: speechless I told her yes and she rips off my pants and starts deep throughting!
I LOL'ed at that part.

I concur.

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Man it was prolly some damn blow-up doll that he dresses up has a dinner with it pretends there having a conversation then all of a sudden he strips the doll.And he named it Lisa.....Men and there blow-up dolls lol

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Pics plz

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Illegal text.

Sex for the first time!

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At 5/1/06 06:22 PM, azrag wrote: It felt so great we fuked for about 2 hours then got tired and just sat down and watched tv afterwords.

Lol, so you fucked for two hours and didn't jizz? You just got tired?

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consideing what i could make out of that it seems complete and uteer BULLSHIT but if your profile is accurate then it might just be plausable

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And then you woke up.

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I doubt this is made up.Why would he go out here saying "Sex for the first time!"........why wouldn't he just post a topic called "LISA:TOTAL CHOAS" or something like that.

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At 5/1/06 06:42 PM, Vance- wrote:
At 5/1/06 06:22 PM, azrag wrote: It felt so great we fuked for about 2 hours then got tired and just sat down and watched tv afterwords.
Lol, so you fucked for two hours and didn't jizz? You just got tired?

obvioulsly he doesnt got a dick hes got a vaginal opening

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LOL...There is more than 20 "I HAD SEX0RZ" threads what makes his any diffrent from theres lol.....Hes just being an attention whore...............

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Eh.....I don't give a fuck really.....I some people are having sex right now.....(Wade+Nene)
......so what.......I bet some penguins are gettin it on right now.........wait....no....now....

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At 5/1/06 06:49 PM, cardmaster12595 wrote: Eh.....I don't give a fuck really.....I some people are having sex right now.....(Wade+Nene)
......so what.......I bet some penguins are gettin it on right now.........wait....no....now....

yeah I can hook you up with a girl if you want?

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