Everyone Has Become Gay

[BlueFlameSkulls]

So here's another of "everyone has become a ??? except me".

So my brother said he's going to the hairdressers to get his hair cut.

A fucking Hairdresser!

They're called barbers for fuck sake when you're a guy, you don't even call the hairdressers if you're doing things like highlights or whatever "fashionable" guys do.

Girls call them hairdressers because they make their hair all shiny.

One more thing why would you take advice from a gay to get women?

[ArmouredGRIFFON]

What if you have long hair that attracts ladys and needs to be delt with caution.

[DanPanic]

Well at leats he's not calling it his "stylist." Fucking relax...so what is he is gay?

[tigerkitty]

Worry when he starts getting highlights and feathering.

[DanPanic]

At 5/1/06 10:41 AM, DanPanic wrote: Well at leats he's not calling it his "stylist." Fucking relax...so what is he is gay?

IF he is gay, I meant.

[N-Antichrist]

i don't call them hairdressers or barbers, i just call it "getting my hair cut"

considering the amount of coloured chemical chav shit people STILL put in their hair, i can see why it's called Hairdressers

Gold looks lame people, don't die your fringe gold, it will make me throw up
or black. don't die you hair black either

[fli]

Now that is truly
fabulous.

[BonusStage]

At 5/1/06 10:43 AM, tigerkitty wrote: Worry when he starts getting highlights and feathering.

Oh shit, that's a bad thing?

[N-Antichrist]

At 5/1/06 10:44 AM, fli wrote: Now that is truly
fabulous.

ohmygod, like totally!

Don't you agree Gorgeous?

[tigerkitty]

At 5/1/06 10:47 AM, BonusStage wrote:

At 5/1/06 10:43 AM, tigerkitty wrote: Worry when he starts getting highlights and feathering.

Oh shit, that's a bad thing?

Not if you go for the "I'm pretty" look

[BlueFlameSkulls]

At 5/1/06 10:43 AM, Pank_the_champion wrote: How does saying Hairdresser make you gay?

Back in 1997 where gays were flogged in the streets

Men would say barbers
Women would say hairdressers

Because men with personalities of women were considered gay

[Mr-Pope]

Last week me mate went to a hairdressers, he got blonde streaks and fucking ghey tramlines, it took and hour and a fucking half! He looks like a right lady-boy. Think it cost him about £45 aswell!

I'm pissed off if it takes longer than 15 minutes at the barbers.

[BonusStage]

At 5/1/06 10:48 AM, tigerkitty wrote: Not if you go for the "I'm pretty" look

I'm so pretty and witty and GGAAYYYY ^_^_^

[SyringeClock]

At 5/1/06 10:40 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Everyone Has Become Gay

wtf?! r u saying that im GHEY???

well yo mama is soo stupid, when the judge sed "order in the court", she said "ill have a hamburger and a coke".

[tigerkitty]

At 5/1/06 10:50 AM, BonusStage wrote:

At 5/1/06 10:48 AM, tigerkitty wrote: Not if you go for the "I'm pretty" look

I'm so pretty and witty and GGAAYYYY ^_^_^

Yes, I know darling... I know

<3

[BonusStage]

At 5/1/06 10:52 AM, tigerkitty wrote: Yes, I know darling... I know

<3

You're not on AIM, THAT DISAPPOINTS ME

[Saint-Studios]

At 5/1/06 10:40 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: So here's another of "everyone has become a ??? except me".

So my brother said he's going to the hairdressers to get his hair cut.

A fucking Hairdresser!

They're called barbers for fuck sake when you're a guy, you don't even call the hairdressers if you're doing things like highlights or whatever "fashionable" guys do.

Girls call them hairdressers because they make their hair all shiny.

One more thing why would you take advice from a gay to get women?

My moms a hairstylist and a lot of guys go to her shop to get there hair cut and plenty of them call them hairdressers.

Fact: A barber is just a male hairdresser!

[BlueFlameSkulls]

At 5/1/06 10:52 AM, SyringeClock wrote: wtf?! r u saying that im GHEY???

well yo mama is soo stupid, when the judge sed "order in the court", she said "ill have a hamburger and a coke".

Oh my

Wit has died like the guy in barrymore's pool

Funny how you insult someone else rather than myself

[tigerkitty]

At 5/1/06 10:53 AM, BonusStage wrote:

At 5/1/06 10:52 AM, tigerkitty wrote: Yes, I know darling... I know

<3

You're not on AIM, THAT DISAPPOINTS ME

I will be later, I am sitting on a school computer trying to proofread a term paper.

[BonusStage]

At 5/1/06 10:59 AM, tigerkitty wrote: I will be later, I am sitting on a school computer trying to proofread a term paper.

One that you probably wrote, YESTERDAY AT 2AM >:U

i can't argue with that logic

[Greenskullkid]

Hm, how do I get a girl?

That's why!

[shiro183]

At 5/1/06 10:52 AM, SyringeClock wrote:

At 5/1/06 10:40 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Everyone Has Become Gay

wtf?! r u saying that im GHEY???

well yo mama is soo stupid, when the judge sed "order in the court", she said "ill have a hamburger and a coke".

please die.

[TheSoulMan]

OMG I go to the hairdresser once each two months!

Im the total GHEYYYY!!!!

[Enoll]

What? Is there some strict set of life rules now to not bieng gay?
I know there's the no having sex with the same gender thing...but
now calling something a different name makes people gay now?

[Jossos]

At 5/1/06 11:11 AM, Enoll wrote: What? Is there some strict set of life rules now to not bieng gay?
I know there's the no having sex with the same gender thing...but
now calling something a different name makes people gay now?

Everyone is gay until proven straight by a court of law.

[BlueFlameSkulls]

At 5/1/06 11:11 AM, Enoll wrote: What? Is there some strict set of life rules now to not bieng gay?
I know there's the no having sex with the same gender thing...but
now calling something a different name makes people gay now?

Of course

Wearing pink makes you gay. People who say "wearing pink proves you're a man" are gay

[TheMaster]

Real men don't get haircuts.

[BlueFlameSkulls]

At 5/1/06 11:45 AM, Kickme123 wrote: Real men don't get haircuts.

True

I haven't had my haircut for a year and a half

[DeIirium]

Look, if you want to know if he is gay or not,put him do this test.

http://www.starterup..com/swf/gaytest.html