My Cat Pwnd Me.

[MJOLNIRchief90]

It is story time, so gather round.

I was sitting on my couch in my room playing madden. When all of a sudden, my cat comes into the room. Tired from my three hour madden rampage of death and slaughter, I decide to play with him. Now, my cat and I, we play rough. So after about five minutes of having my arm shreaded, I am finally able to grab onto his head and hold on.(this is how I know that I have won) I smile at the cat, declare myself the winner and return to my game. Before I even have a chance to un pause my game, I heard a sound that is like a driving nail through your skull. UNGH... UNGH ACCKKK. I turn around to see my cat tossing his nasty vomit behind the couch. This continues for about 5 seconds as I watch helplessly. The cat then procedes to jump on my bed and vomits on my sheet. I am then able to shoo him into the kitchen where he again vomits. He threw up all over a bunch of posters of mine, some slid down onto the back of the couch, a football, and my bed sheet. After cleaning up the mess, I looked at my cat. I swear to god that he smiled at me. In, short, I am now very pissed and, I have learned my lesson.

DON'T FUCK WITH CATS.

[Anthony-Sciuto]

Ha ha

[HeinousDude]

You lost to something 1/10th your weight.

[chungy]

You have an evil cat.

[ATIFunkFire]

See, this is when you RAM HAPPY WITH LIFE SAUCE!

Sorry, what?

Next time, treat kitty with luv, else he'll do it again.

[SieKO]

Oooh you got owned by your cat lol.

[MJOLNIRchief90]

At 4/30/06 10:32 PM, HeinousDude wrote: You lost to something 1/10th your weight.

Well, techincally, I beat him, so he threw up on my stuff.

[SieKO]

At 4/30/06 10:33 PM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote:

At 4/30/06 10:32 PM, HeinousDude wrote: You lost to something 1/10th your weight.

Well, techincally, I beat him, so he threw up on my stuff.

Like I said

[Invincible-fang01]

cats are evil, nuff said

[AxisofIdiocy]

At 4/30/06 10:30 PM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote: DON'T FUCK WITH CATS.

This is why I love cats.
You don't get these types of stories with dogs, now do you?

Now I'm going to wait for the New Yorker to make a shitty cat cartoon out of your story. :D

[Sanity-of-Insanity]

haha that was funny the cat gotits revenge

[MJOLNIRchief90]

At 4/30/06 10:35 PM, Tweak_Dryerlint wrote:

At 4/30/06 10:30 PM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote: DON'T FUCK WITH CATS.

This is why I love cats.
You don't get these types of stories with dogs, now do you?

Actually. If you would like a dog story.

I was 9 or so. I had just finished walking a friend home. I had almost gotten home, when a dog ran out of my neighbor's house, bit the palm of my hand and got my back with it's claws. The neighbor called it back and checked on me. The family told me that I was fine and that there was no reason to tell my mom.

I am not retarded.

I went home, told my mom, she called the cops and an officer came over. That's all I can remember.

ANOTHER DOG STORY.
Here's a twofer, just for you Tweak.

I was about 3 or four. I was with my mom and her boyfriend visting her boyfriend's parents' place. They had this very nice dog. It was so cute and nice. So anyway I eventually went to find the bathroom. I was asked by my mom's boyfriend's mother if I needed help finding it. I WAS NOT WARNED. I got to the hallway where the bathroom was. There were two doors on each side and one down at the end. I started with the closest door on my left. I opened up the door and saw this meanlooking dog sitting on a bed. So, being really scared, I ran away, (simply closing the door did not occour to me) I ran and fell. The dog bit my ass, really hard. Then the nice dog came and saved me before I died. Then I was taken, TO THE BATHROOM OF ALL PLACES, and some hydrogen peroxide was placed on my wound.

This has been uncle MJOLNIR's Dog attack story corner.

[fli]

At 4/30/06 10:32 PM, HeinousDude wrote: You lost to something 1/10th your weight.

Must I remind you???
Size doesn't matter... only how you use it.

[Elite-Guard-Sergeant]

STUPID!

[Fanny-Pirate]

Ha, this reminds me of the exorcist.

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU.

[MJOLNIRchief90]

At 4/30/06 11:03 PM, wan_tan_soup14 wrote: Dude, cats are great. My cat isn't evil, she's completely innocent, which allows her to do evil things.

It's the same way with my cat. He is so adorable. I love him so much. And he returns the favor by throwing up on the carpet and my bed sheets. There are no more sheets in the house.

[PantsAndSandals]

you got owned bitch