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Well, you sound like an upstanding young citizen who has no problems making the right decisions in life. Have fun fucking your girlfriend for no other reason than not wanting someone else to have her first.

At 4/29/06 11:35 PM, o0_0o wrote: That whole thing made my eyes hurt.

Seconded. It actually did.

lol ur gf's a dog. dont come to newgrounds to talk about ur woman

Ok, would u want someone u r totaly crazy about and inlove with want to move away knowing ur not going to see her for about 7 years knowing that some other man will be fucking her. Being her first and haven that special moment that ur suppossed to be haven with her!?! Hopefuly If i do it befor she leaves it will make her even more inlove with me befor she leaves and she realy woulnt mess around and let me be her one and only and come back to me. U guys make me sound like thats all i want is sex. God, im seriously upset about this shit. Im depressed as hell and u guys think all i want is sex?! wtf! this is the love of my life...
If you all were in my possistion u all would feel the same way, and fuckin do the same thing! try juss thinkin about how ud feel if u were in my possition and maybe ull see where im commin from. im loosen someone that im inlove with and the thought of her and another man runs through my mind. A visual of her and another man races through my mind every secound. And it is seriously driving me insaine. Befor u judge me and speak, or in this case, type, try hypatheticly putting urself in my possition and see how ud feel and ull know where im comming from.

i honestly couldnt get past the "cause i was an asshole" part buuutt if you want my opinion either A. if shes nice and shows sighns of wanting to DO you than do whatever means nesscery OR B. if shes a stone cold BITCH than dump her spend more time on newgrounds / getting a really fancy job and years later rub it in her face

but thats just what i would do

She is deff A. she has a heart of gold and is never a bitch. such a beautiful personality.
She is perfect. an angel...almost like god spent extra time on creating her.

At 4/30/06 03:34 AM, J4CKA55DAN wrote: stuff

Stop making big unorganised paragraphs.

OK after reading everything I tell you this, If you've been together for 3 weeks(you've been together before but it didn't work out? how many weeks/months were you together then?) then I have NO IDEA why you think you're in love with this girl or why she loves you. Due to this, I say neither of you are mature enough to have a relationship. It seems to me like you've been hit with a case of puppy love(teenage love) You have a girlfriend you think you love yet why do you empasize so much importance on taking her virginity? Are you comparing sex with love? Shes 15 and shes saying she loves you? guess what? her parents are right about her not being old enough to date you, they've been through the age of thinking they love someone as a teenager, losing their virginity and then finding out it wasn't love at all that guided them, but LUST. her cultural backround might be very strict when it comes to her virginity and while shes a teenager its their duty(yes kids, your parents can seem like possesive shits that want to control your life, but in truth they want to protect you) as a parent this is what I looked for, "I told her that we been daten for the past 3 weeks and in those 3 weeks we been through so much that she showed me that she knows what love is and shes mature enough and ready for a b/f" you might not understand this right now but... You have NO IDEA what love is and neither does she, until you figure that out then you're going to be bitter until you swallow your pride and accept that you don't. NO PARENT wants to hear their teenage girl and her boyfriend are talking about "loving eachother" after three weeks they already know what this means "she and you are confusing lust with love and you are now either having sex or will have sex very soon in the name of lust"If all you care about at this point is losing her and wanting to take her virginity before someone else does then it tells me you're an immature fool who has possesion and dominance issues and you think that by taking her virginity she will be yours, GROW UP!. yes it saddens you to know she is moving away but its actually for the good of you both that she does, your relationship was over before it even began, and for your "love life" I suggest you GROW UP and mature before pursuing anyone else. You're probably just going to take this advice as flaming when in truth it is advice, advice you don't want to hear, but advice all the same. and i'm surprised I took 15 minutes writing this for you.

At 4/29/06 11:31 PM, J4CKA55DAN wrote: k up with me. Up with me? As far as im concerned, my mom and dad are 2faced basturds. She "broke my nose" with me, with her testicles. Atleast thats what her parents think. lol. Madelyns dad lives singapore cause of work. And her parents are loopy and beat her. Not only that but til then im aan ass and don't speak to her. Im lossing the woman of my nose???

dude that story is the funniest thing I've heard all day: "her parents are loopy and beat her"--priceless!

Ok, heres the deal. First, I knew madelyn for a lon long time. She was juss one of my bitches the first time i dated her. But afterI lost her i relized what I lost and now that i got her back, i dont want to loose her again.
I know she knows what love is cause in the past few weeks she has been whilling to make sacrafices for me. Im not talking about sexual sacrafices, but juss Big sacrafices all for love. she was even whilling to her life. and its not all me, me, me, me, me. I've made big sacrafices too, for her.

I used to be a HUGE player. if you talk to a chic in south jersey, most likey she knows me and i messed with her.
I once had 23 girlfriends all at the same time and half of them knew about each other and didnt want to break up with me cause of love. If u dont believe me, u can check into this. My myspace link is in my NG profile and if u read the comments, I have women fighting over me on there. I could have had any chic i wanted. i had endless girls. different pussy ever night and im lucky i didnt catch nothing yet. i had it all...
But i gave it all away. For her.

I dont think i ever knew what love realy was. But I do know that I never cared for a chic like this befor. I love her. I know its the real thing. Its not puupy love.
This chic, I can accualy visualize her and I being together for our entire lives an making a family together and what not.

Oh, and the sex thing, Im not trapping her or pressuring her or nothing. It was her idea accualy and she wants too. Im not forcing her or nothing.

I know what love is and this is love. Ok, i experienced just about everything i possibly can in relationships except for true love. This is my first time with that one. I experienced puppylove befor(when i was like 12), I have experienced lust befor too. This one is different. And how i know that is that I havent cried since i was 6 and my parents divorced. But when i almost lost her in those 3 weeks, i couldnt help but stare at her picture. In her beautiful eyes and at her cute smile. And tears ran down my face.
And damn, im suppossed to be a man and not ever cry. Im suppossed to be this hard, tough dude that been locked up for a few years and dont have any emotions for girls and suppossably usses them and throws them away like a paper towel but here i am crying for the first time in 11 years, over a chic. Here I am soo depressed that i want to take my CZ85 9mm and blow my brains out once i know for sure that i lost her for a secound time. Thats love. Thats what love realy is.

Learn how to type, spell and make coherent sentences...

OK! WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP TELLING ME ABOUT HOW I TYPE!
None of my friends or anybody else tells me about how I type. Maybe its just because where im from that I type like this! Are you people realy that up on grammer!?! wtf is your grades like in school for fuckin english? jeeze...
I dont see anything wrong with the way I type!

listen dan, you need to grow some bollocks and stop being so pussy whipped. if you really did have all those girls you're boasting, then there's no fucking way you would have given it up at the drop of a hat, plus what makes you think that's cool? I'll be very surprised if this 'chic' even looks at you after telling that story to her, it repulses me.
This seems to me that you just want what you can't have, just like a baby, just like how you're acting. I guarantee that if her mum said 'sure fuck her' you'd get bored and find some other skank to chase.
And don't tell me it's love, teenagers are incapable of knowing what love is (yes, that includes me), and you can't possibly understand that emotion with the outlook you have 'i want to take her virginity because i don't want another guy to', fuck me, that just emphasizes my earlier point.
Another thing, she's fifteen, you're seventeen, just a little while longer and you can be sued for paedophilia, how does that sound?
seems to me that you just need to grow some balls, have a wank, stop listening to emo heart break songs and piss off.
i can safely say that when she moves you won't contact her or anything, because whats the point if you can' 'hit that', you degenerate.
In conclusion:shut the fuck up you pansy

At 4/30/06 09:27 AM, J4CKA55DAN wrote: Ok, heres the deal. First, I knew madelyn for a lon long time. She was juss one of my bitches the first time i dated her.

Haha this made me laugh. If you want a relationship don't refer to your girlfreind as 'just one of your bitches'

I used to be a HUGE player. if you talk to a chic in south jersey, most likey she knows me and i messed with her.
I once had 23 girlfriends all at the same time and half of them knew about each other and didnt want to break up with me cause of love. If u dont believe me, u can check into this. My myspace link is in my NG profile and if u read the comments, I have women fighting over me on there. I could have had any chic i wanted. i had endless girls. different pussy ever night and im lucky i didnt catch nothing yet. i had it all...
But i gave it all away. For her.

You gave up being a pimp for one girl? Isn't there a pimp law or somethign forbidding this?

Oh, and the sex thing, Im not trapping her or pressuring her or nothing. It was her idea accualy and she wants too. Im not forcing her or nothing.

I know I'm not the first to ask this but how old is she?

Here I am soo depressed that i want to take my CZ85 9mm and blow my brains out once i know for sure that i lost her for a secound time. Thats love. Thats what love realy is.

That isn't love. That just sick. You don't kill yourself over one girl, you just get over it. Well that's what I'd do.

I also was unable to read beyond the 4th line, you really need to fix that, and also noone here can really help, we know nothing about you.

I give you two words:

That's bollocks.

And please learn the correct application of spelling and grammar.

You are wrong in many ways.
First, Idc what her mom says. If her mom gives me premission or not to fuck her. Its not up to her mom, nor me. Its up to her.
Secoundly, I dropped all those girls for her for LOVE!
I dont want to be with anyone else.
And 3rd, Next year, i will be an adult and im more mature then most 17 year olds. I know what love is. And i could not get sued for than in a few years cause when im 18, she will be 16 and its her right to date me or not. Parents can not stop her. It is not against the law to be over 18 and date someone 16. i been involved with the court systems almost my whole life, so i know it pretty well. Get ur facts straight, C-yaaa...
Anyone else think im a pussy and wanna say sumtin?

Well, this time might indeed be the first time you experienced true love, probably because it is the first time the girl you're with isn't just exploring love and relationship itself.

It seems like you really care for her, yes. But I can't tell for sure that this would be true love. Love perhaps, maybe not true love though since you were 12 when you were in love last time.

Have the best time you can with her during the time she's there. Then if it is true love, why not keep a long distance relationshi?

Internet is one good way to keep contact with someone far away, actually mailing someone is another way (Not e-mail). Use the phone, download Skype. Just keep contact.

Take pauses, simply test your love.

If she's the right one, you'll be able to wait for more than a year.

you're a pussy...
And you said in the first post that her mum doesn't want you seeing her, but now you don't know her opinions... well which is it needle dick?
You don't love her, especially with your lifestyle:- 'guns r c00l, l3t m3 sh00t th4t c4t, pl0x, it b3 w3ll funneh', my bet is that you want a trophy to show off to your friends (who can get the youngest girl), because she's the only remotely attractive girl in 100 mile radius.
just drop the mr. sensitive act and continue boning your mum, it suits you more

Here I am soo depressed that i want to take my CZ85 9mm and blow my brains out once i know for sure that i lost her for a secound time. Thats love. Thats what love realy is.

No, love is when you trust someone enough not to loose their virginity to some bozo who doesn't deserve her, and when the last thing that crosses your mind is to get her into bed.

Keep in touch, and hope that someday you'll meet up again when she leaves her parents (perhaps at 18). If you really love her, you can wait, and if she loves you equally, so can she. If neither of those seem likely, then it isn't worth it. If they do, then a few years doesn't compare to a lifetime together.

more then a year...I have to wait 7 years.
And we are going to try and keep a long term relationship but last time she had a b/f and he moved, she tried to keep a long term relationship and it juss didnt work out. She left the dude cause she started getting realy depressed.

I hope this all works out. i seriously do...

Dude, you're a fucking psycho.
Learn to use paragraphs damnit.

At 4/30/06 03:07 AM, J4CKA55DAN wrote:

Thank god they didnt do a backround check on me cause I prob got one of the worst juvinile records in the county. attempted murder charge, but got dropped down to an asult with weapon and a bunch of other charges, all in 2nd grade. expelled from that school to went to another. Got arrested again, and got expelled from that school. Arrested again in school and once again got expelled from that school. and then a few years later i got arrested again in school. They finaly had enough of me. Slapped me with minimum of 5 years probation, and a 2500 dollar fine and a few years locked up. im finaly a free man as of jan. of 05'.

U think her parents have any idea of ur juvenile record?
Because if i was a parent and knew that... alarm bells would be ringing...
Seriously mate...

At 4/29/06 11:37 PM, KarlosOmnis wrote:

At 4/29/06 11:35 PM, HeinousDude wrote: I'd tap that.

she looks 15.....

I'd definately tap that.

I know her parents cant do nuttin about it legaly but her parents woulnt let her move on her own until she is married or w/e.
She told me she is going to pack her shit, leave in the middle of the nigt and catch a plaine back her when shes 22.
When it comes to her parents, shes a pussy. They are super strict and are abusive verbaly and sometimes phisicaly.
Thats cause they are'nt American. They have a different perspective on rasing children.
Living with her parents is like living with Adolf Hilter. Idk how she did it for 15 years.

...Ok I can't be silent anymore. This is gay. Verry, very gay. Dan will find out he's gay. The end.

OMFG!
so know you're a racist, you compare one of the most dictator's of all time to a strict fucking upbringing (which you could have done with you dense little faggot)
and you're delusional! you really think she's going to get on a plane to see you in 7 years, shit, she would have found someone much better than you by.
I know a guy who cleans vomit off the roller coasters at alton towers...

Her parents know I've been expelled in every school in my district and that im not aloud back in public schools. Her mom is a teacher. So as soon as she heard what school I went too, she kind of was like "BLAH!"

They dont have any idea of the depth of my juvinile record or exactly how bad it is.
I told them I just got off to a rough start after my parents divorce.
But thats not the point. First impression is more importaint. What u see and what u hear is two totaly different things. If I act like a nice young respectable man, she will believe here eyes and not her ears. Or atleast thats what I thought...

Dude you're a faggot.

And stop bitching yo.

At 4/30/06 10:18 AM, J4CKA55DAN wrote: Her parents know I've been expelled in every school in my district and that im not aloud back in public schools. Her mom is a teacher. So as soon as she heard what school I went too, she kind of was like "BLAH!"

They dont have any idea of the depth of my juvinile record or exactly how bad it is.
I told them I just got off to a rough start after my parents divorce.
But thats not the point. First impression is more importaint. What u see and what u hear is two totaly different things. If I act like a nice young respectable man, she will believe here eyes and not her ears. Or atleast thats what I thought...

If you've done stuff before... clearly you're capable of doing it again.
For christ's sake, you had an attempted murder charge against you, that proves you're very capable of killing a man.
You made the bed, peoples preconceptions of you from your juvenile report is gonna be with you your whole life.
Food for thought.