So... I Tried Shaving My Ass.

[da-pope]

So... Like most men, I happen to have a hairy asshole and while taken a shower today I decided "Hey! Why not trying shavin' my crack?"

Well it turns out... It stings like a bitch.
I couldn't imagine the pain that would come from a cut... Whoever thought that your glucose hair was so sensitive?

[Rabbi-Indie-The-Rad]

I've never tried shaving my crack, but I have tried shaving my outer ass/back due to me being an overwhelmingly hairy jew even at the age of 13. And I must say, it looks top notch to not have a hairy bum.

[Maus]

Glucose is sugar.

:o

Also, lolewwww.

[VeryProudofYa]

Well, since shit isn't sterile the next time you pinch out a muffin might be your last.

[DigDugz]

I've done it, but it didnt hurt.
Maybe your anus is just sore.

lolwutghey

[da-pope]

At 4/27/06 06:36 PM, Rabbi_Indie_The_Rad wrote: I've never tried shaving my crack, but I have tried shaving my outer ass/back due to me being an overwhelmingly hairy jew even at the age of 13. And I must say, it looks top notch to not have a hairy bum.

I have a hairless ass.
My crack is what is hairy.

Haha. I like this.

[Matt]

At 4/27/06 06:34 PM, da_pope wrote: glucose

Starch syrup?

[Danapal]

WhenI read the topic name, I thought that you meant shaving your donkey.

[JoeClass]

Don't shave your ass hair fool!

[fatherjustify]

On a related topic,
trimming your pubes does not make your dick look bigger,
it makes your pubes look smaller.

[SCG]

Next time do it with a machete it will sure be more interesting....

[DigDugz]

At 4/27/06 06:43 PM, SCG wrote: Next time do it with a machete it will sure be more interesting....

Try to trim your pubes with it in one swipe.

[Jake]

Hahaha, Pope, what will you think of next? <3

[SCG]

At 4/27/06 06:45 PM, DigDugz wrote:

At 4/27/06 06:43 PM, SCG wrote: Next time do it with a machete it will sure be more interesting....

Try to trim your pubes with it in one swipe.

Nah, pubes requre a special threatment.... a CHAINSAW !!!

One swipe of course hehe

[da-pope]

At 4/27/06 06:46 PM, -Platinum- wrote: Hahaha, Pope, what will you think of next? <3

A three headed pony that shoots gremlins riding acid filled syringes.

I call him Jarome.

[WinTang]

Use hair removal cream dude, it works wonders and you don't even have to try to look what you're doing!

[loserman1]

true at fullest..well maybe..

[PERVOK]

Note to self : Never try to shave crack.

[MortifiedPenguins]

I assume you mean that little bit of hair that grows a little bit down from your balls.

Yeah, I've learned to use a a pair of scissors and just cut it really close.

Same with shaving pubes, I shave them down pretty low.

[Makaio]

try shaving your gooch and sack with an electric razor.......owie...........

[da-pope]

At 4/27/06 07:09 PM, Makaio wrote: try shaving your gooch and sack with an electric razor.......owie...........

Why would use any electric cutting mechinisms down there?

[Jake]

At 4/27/06 07:01 PM, da_pope wrote: A three headed pony that shoots gremlins riding acid filled syringes.

I call him Jarome.

Sweet! I can't wait to see it. >:D

At 4/27/06 07:09 PM, Makaio wrote: try shaving your gooch and sack with an electric razor.......owie...........

LMAO! I wonder what -Gooch- would say if he heard his alias being used as a penis.

[DigDugz]

At 4/27/06 07:13 PM, -Platinum- wrote: LMAO! I wonder what -Gooch- would say if he heard his alias being used as a penis.

A gooch isn't a penis it's... yea, I'll let someone else handle that.

[Politics]

Always a smart move. Next, try shaving a bear.

[Jake]

At 4/27/06 07:17 PM, DigDugz wrote: A gooch isn't a penis it's... yea, I'll let someone else handle that.

Really? That's what my friends around here always call theirs, I just never bothered to tell Gooch because he might be offended...

[Matt]

At 4/27/06 07:17 PM, DigDugz wrote:

At 4/27/06 07:13 PM, -Platinum- wrote: LMAO! I wonder what -Gooch- would say if he heard his alias being used as a penis.

A gooch isn't a penis it's... yea, I'll let someone else handle that.

Gooch (Gkch') n.:
The skin behind the testicles that stretches to the bottom of the ass crack in between the legs.

Or at least that's my definition.

[da-pope]

At 4/27/06 07:17 PM, DigDugz wrote: A gooch isn't a penis it's... yea, I'll let someone else handle that.

It's the space between your cock and your crack.

:)

just leave your ass be.

I mean, desn't it grow harier when shaving it.

I mean, after?

[Hyru]

Matt I think that's the right definition for a gooch. Wayda go!

[Erathun]

I sometimes trim my pubes and the other day I was and i nicked my sack and fell on my bathroom floor in pain.