I demand a virgin sacrifice!

[Manman]

I guess it's too bad you're all sluts.

[DentedDementia]

At 4/26/06 09:23 PM, -Manman- wrote: I guess it's too bad you're all sluts.

God, I wish...

[Jerkapotamus]

Everyone hates me...

[VeryProudofYa]

You came to the right place.

[Bou]

At 4/26/06 09:23 PM, -Manman- wrote: I guess it's too bad you're all cunts

mmmhhmmm

[PurpleHaze007]

Virgin Sacrafice....So you would want to kill a pure human rather than having s*x with it?

[Fat-and-Proud]

Use Dave. He's the perfect selection.

[Database]

does masterbation diqualify you as being "pure"?

[Jerkapotamus]

At 4/26/06 09:40 PM, database_9 wrote: does masterbation diqualify you as being "pure"?

Though art tainted.

[SirXVII]

Virgin sacrifice? Here?

You won't have to look hard.

[Hedwick]

At 4/26/06 09:43 PM, Jerkapotomus wrote:

At 4/26/06 09:40 PM, database_9 wrote: does masterbation diqualify you as being "pure"?

Though art tainted.

Well, that puts me off the sacrafice list.

[Eudaimonism]

You forgot the </sarcasm> part..

[anonymous08]

Sorry to disapoint, but I am still a virgin

and I'm happy that way

[TehPhilippe]

At 4/26/06 09:27 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote: You came to the right place.

You made me chuckle. Thanks.

[positively-negative]

At 4/26/06 09:56 PM, anonymous_08 wrote: Sorry to disapoint, but I am still a virgin

and I'm happy that way

We have a volunteer!!!

This won't hurt... much.

[hellsorb]

At 4/26/06 09:23 PM, -Manman- wrote: I guess it's too bad you're all sluts.

Not really, just only find jerks thats why I'm a virgin. My prementions say I will die soon anyway I think of natural causes or be sacrificed same indifference. ^^ *Is perfectly at peace with it.*

[Hamslice]

I'd rather not be the sacrificed.

[Cajunspirit]

At 4/26/06 09:56 PM, anonymous_08 wrote: Sorry to disapoint, but I am still a virgin

and I'm happy that way

Same here

[Savage-Cassowary]

At 4/26/06 09:29 PM, PurpleHaze007 wrote: Virgin Sacrafice....So you would want to kill a pure human rather than having s*x with it?

Why not both?

[eccentricmiked]

Why not sacrifice a slut past her prime?

[JadeTheAssassin]

I will NOT be sacrificed for some unknown reason.
Tell me first, then I might consider.

...
I admitted my virginness. :(

[PERVOK]

I think you got that backwards, good sir.

[VeryProudofYa]

At 4/27/06 12:43 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: I will NOT be sacrificed for some unknown reason.
Tell me first, then I might consider.

...
I admitted my virginness. :(

Apparently you don't count anal.

Don't deny our love.

[nomorenog]

Here if you need me.

[JadeTheAssassin]

At 4/27/06 12:43 AM, VeryProudofYa wrote:

At 4/27/06 12:43 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:

Apparently you don't count anal.

Don't deny our love.

When did this happen?
..

That'd explain the smooth flowing of my bowel movements as of late.
YOU BASTARD! I ENJOYED NEARLY PASSING OUT! :(

[VeryProudofYa]

At 4/27/06 12:46 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:

When did this happen?
..

That'd explain the smooth flowing of my bowel movements as of late.
YOU BASTARD! I ENJOYED NEARLY PASSING OUT! :(

I read your post about being a heavy sleeper, and the next day I was making small talk on an airplane.

[JadeTheAssassin]

At 4/27/06 12:48 AM, VeryProudofYa wrote:

At 4/27/06 12:46 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:

I read your post about being a heavy sleeper, and the next day I was making small talk on an airplane.

I demand to see the proof.
I want plane tickets, poopy used condom, and the post where I said I was a heavy sleeper.

[Monocrom]

At 4/27/06 12:43 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: I will NOT be sacrificed for some unknown reason.
Tell me first, then I might consider.

...
I admitted my virginness. :(

Don't worry, you're forgeting that the AVERAGE user on NG is a 14 year-old Male.......... The BBS is flooded with virgins!!

(The topic-starter never said they had to be female). =D

[VeryProudofYa]

At 4/27/06 12:56 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:

At 4/27/06 12:48 AM, VeryProudofYa wrote:

At 4/27/06 12:46 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:

I read your post about being a heavy sleeper, and the next day I was making small talk on an airplane.

I demand to see the proof.
I want plane tickets, poopy used condom, and the post where I said I was a heavy sleeper.

I destroyed the evidence.

Tickets with fire, post by seducing a mod, and who said anything about a condom ;)

[JadeTheAssassin]

At 4/27/06 01:05 AM, VeryProudofYa wrote:

At 4/27/06 12:56 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:

At 4/27/06 12:48 AM, VeryProudofYa wrote:

At 4/27/06 12:46 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:

I destroyed the evidence.

Tickets with fire, post by seducing a mod, and who said anything about a condom ;)

You contaminated the evidence, thereby voiding the claim.
MY ASS IS STILL A VIRGIN! :D