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I won't confess until you get a little booth installed in this topic.

At 4/23/03 05:41 PM, Numnuts500 wrote: I won't confess until you get a little booth installed in this topic.

*Installs little booth*

*laughs*
Just keep your hands off the choir boys, preacher

At 4/23/03 06:00 PM, TheShrike wrote: *laughs*
Just keep your hands off the choir boys, preacher

Well, ok, but only if their sweet, sweet, delectable single mothers pay me a visit in my rectory.

At 4/23/03 06:00 PM, TheShrike wrote: *laughs*
Just keep your hands off the choir boys, preacher

That's what the screen is there for.

you probably already know about this, but Ill say it anyway. I'm an opinionated asshole, but lately its grown into something more. I quit smoking pot, and I finally remembered the reason I started in the first place. I'm frickin nutz. When I was twelve, I thought I could talk to dead people, and spent hours alone doing so. Also, in my head, I have a compulsion to rule the world and start my own religion that comes and goes, but only when I dont smoke pot. I cant smoke pot cause I got busted, and perscription drugs (which wash out of your system before you get tested, and specifically hydrocodone) just make me crazier. All I have now to keep my head straight is music. I get into political discussions like I always did, but sometimes now I have... I dont know... episodes where I really DO want to start my own religion and conquer the world. It just seems like all the religions and nations I see are all fucked up. I know I couldnt do a better job, but I just freak out and get on a world domination kick. Lately Ive been wondering if maybe I really could help, but I dont want to be a prophet or anything crazy like that. Im not ready to throw my life away with that train of thought, and I dont want to be crazy. If my PO finds out about any of this, Ill lose my diversion, and my drug charge will go on my record, so I cant see a psychiatrist. Pot is the only thing that ever worked, and now I cant smoke it. you may think Im kidding, but Im not. every word Ive typed is true, so dont bring it into the pc board. I realize by posting this I cant stop people from finding out, but bbs is not all that special to me. Seriously, help me out before I accidently go through with something. Ive had a little more controll since Ive started posting, but Ive also had a chance to see my ideas defended and...somewhat.... validated. I only want make sense, the kind of sense other people do.Drop me a hint when youve replied.

You da man, PJ

At 4/23/03 05:21 PM, PreacherJ wrote:

At 4/23/03 04:06 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote:

Well, have you checked the homepage? Go to http://www.nuklearpower.com, the creator of the classy comics, and read all they have. As far as eating rubber is concerned, make sure it's the non-toxic kind. I find that flavored condiments (ketchup, BBQ Sauce, Maple Syrup, etc.) can help you if you simply HAVE to eat rubber, but I recommend just not eating rubber at all, and eat a rubber-like substance, like really crappy taffy.

FEWEL! Teh site is wit I am always checking!!!!!!!! HELLLPPPP!!!!! Teh toxic rubber isn't that bad, you just get a real bad stomach ache and somtimes vomit, but other than that, it's worth it! (eating the plastic/rubber bits of pens is somthing I always do)

When's your diversion up? Seek professional help then.

Until then, however, all you can do is talk to everyone you trust. I don't know if you have a circle of friends, or if you can tell anybody anything, or even if you have one special person (boyfriend/girlfriend, best friend, whatever)talking will make you feel better. I'm been gripped by the very fringes of insanity in my life. When I broke up with my girlfriend of three years to move to San Jose to go to college, I had a nervous breakdown, and all I could do for weeks is cry. I'd sit out on the balcony, and just ball my goddamn eyes out. I wouldn't wish that month on my worst enemy.

I realize that my state of mental disorder and your state of mental disorder are different, but in a sense, they are similar. Feeling nuts is NOT something that anybody ever wants to feel like they've lost their grip on sanity. All I can offer up to you is the advice to take it up with those you trust. The more you talk, the less repressed you'll be, and even the anonymity of the internet is always an option.

Stay true. I appreciate your honesty, but if you were uncomfortable posting this on the BBS, dozens of people e-mail me every day. I only wish I had more hands and could type faster...

Oh well. I hope this helps.

At 4/24/03 06:32 AM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote:

FEWEL! Teh site is wit I am always checking!!!!!!!! HELLLPPPP!!!!! Teh toxic rubber isn't that bad, you just get a real bad stomach ache and somtimes vomit, but other than that, it's worth it! (eating the plastic/rubber bits of pens is somthing I always do)

Ever consider writing your own 8-bit theatre? It wouldn't be all that hard for a man as well versed as yourself. You can find the sprites all over the place, and I'm sure millions of funny things occur in your mind, daily. If that doesn't help, or you're too lazy, write them a long e-mail explaining both your love for the comics and your propensity for devouring toxic rubber when the satisfaction for them is not satiated.

At 4/25/03 01:47 PM, PreacherJ wrote: Ever consider writing your own 8-bit theatre? It wouldn't be all that hard for a man as well versed as yourself. You can find the sprites all over the place, and I'm sure millions of funny things occur in your mind, daily. If that doesn't help, or you're too lazy, write them a long e-mail explaining both your love for the comics and your propensity for devouring toxic rubber when the satisfaction for them is not satiated.

Hey! Thats a great idea, thanks you truly are my savior. And I have found a cure for my excessive consumption of toxic materials, I drink this Xenozip shit, tastes like crap but I cant stop..... Must be the caffine.

At 4/25/03 01:43 PM, PreacherJ wrote:

Yeah, that's pretty much what Ive been doing. The problem is I'm becoming increasingly antisocial, moody, and serious. Its taking a serious toll on my personal realationships. However, youve helped me see the bright side. I am definitely NOT over emotional about any of this. Maybe my suppression of my emotions is a bad thing, but it helps me make better decisions. I may be a crazy asshole, but at least I still have complete control over what I do. As long as I stay focused, I should be alright. I read a book that said "learn to fake it, and it will become real" Ill try that for a little while. Who knows, I could turn out normal after all. the only part that sucks is that Im 21, and not some teenage kid, so I know I cant grow out of it.

You da man, PJ

Word.

Due to the amount of problem e-mails, I've recieved, I've decided to bump this topic back to the top in case anybody else wants advice that doesn't know about it. I actually just recieved my 100th e-mail, and I'd like to thank everybody for the success of the thread, even if it doesn't seem apparent. Not everyone is willing to post here, and that's what the e-mail is for. Be sure, though, if you do send an e-mail, title the subject "confessional". I sift through mountains of spam, so anybody I don't know or recognize as a "confessional," will be deleted.

Thanks again to eveybody willing to come forward!

Send problems to-
preacherj@hotmail.com

Or check the profile if you want to IM me.

You know what I was just thinking about this yesterday...cause it seems there is a lots of depressed people on NG , so I was thinking maybe it would be cool to create a CREW or CLUB where people can come to share their problems or feelings, so we could try cheering them up an come up with advices for the people in need.

You should go back and read the thread in its entirety. I have had to fight tooth and nail for this topic thread, and I only keep it alive because of the amount of e-mail I get from it. If you move it to the club forum, it will sink into obscurity even faster. At least here in the General forum, it gets exposure.

Preacher... I locked this topic... what should I do?

hey i dont know if your going to read this but i have a serious problem.i have a girlfriend that i've been dating for about 7 months. well she refuses to have sex which is ok with me but after awhile i started cheating on her with this easy girl i met at school. I try to stop, and i do for like a week but after that i feel a need for some sexual healing, you know.well about two weeks ago mistress called me and she claims she is pregnant by me.i dont know if i should confess to her now about my infidelity or should i wait for the baby to be tested and get the results whether to come clean or not. I also want to know if it isn't my baby should i still tell her or just let the girl and baby walk out of my life. True, i know im only in the 10th gade but my school has a high pregnancy rate as it is.please help, any advice would be greatly appreciated.