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At 2/7/03 04:46 PM, misbhavin666 wrote:

i am married now almost a year and the last guy i was with cheated on me and i didn't find out until 3 months they had been cheating. and now he's talking to me like everything is fine and dandy what do i do? i dont want to be mean i try not to be. and in the ned he chose her and it hurt we had been together for almost 8 months i am over him now and have no feelings whatsoever it just gets me mad that he thinks everything is fine now. and talks to me like nothing even happened. what would you do?

Well, you need to ask yourself-
Is a friendship with this person something that's important to me? Do I care enough about this person's feelings to be nice to him?

If the answer is yes, then I think that you might not have completely let go of the fact that her chose her. You may be over him relationship-wise, but a part of you knows and wishes you'd still be together if he hadn't.

Regardless if the answer is yes or no, then you need to sit down and talk to this person, and explain why his actions are making you uncomfortable. He'll probably do one of two things-

1. Think you are the one with the problem [because HE could NEVER be in denial, right? :)]
or 2. Accept the fact that what he did was wrong, and acknowledge it to you. Then, maybe you guys can work out something, and eventually become friends again.

Hopefully this has assisted you in your dilemma. It's what I'd do, anyway.

Good Luck!

And, for humorous effect-

DAMN... I KILL MY DOG...WAS AN ACCIDENT, IT WERE A "CHIHUAHUA" KIND... AND 5 YEARS AGO (HALLOWEN) THE DOG DIES WHEN I SCARE HIM WITH MY COSTUME..AND BEFORE MY PARENTS SEE HIS DEAD BODY, I'LL PUT IT IN A HOLE AT THE GARDEN... WELL... I PLANT THAT DAY AN ORANGE TREE, AND 5 YEARS LATER TEH ORANGE TREE HAVE THIER FRUITS... (BY THE WAY, ARE DELICIUOS) BUT... SOME TIMES I CAN'T SLEEP... THAT DAY I TELL MY FATHER: " THE DOG RUN AWAY BECAUSE YOU KICK HIS LITTLE ASS ALL THE DAYS"... AND IN MY DREAMS I CAN HEAR THE DOG BARKING FROM DOWN THE TREE..

At 2/8/03 01:33 AM, OscarZavala wrote: DAMN... I KILL MY DOG...WAS AN ACCIDENT, IT WERE A "CHIHUAHUA" KIND... AND 5 YEARS AGO (HALLOWEN) THE DOG DIES WHEN I SCARE HIM WITH MY COSTUME..AND BEFORE MY PARENTS SEE HIS DEAD BODY, I'LL PUT IT IN A HOLE AT THE GARDEN... WELL... I PLANT THAT DAY AN ORANGE TREE, AND 5 YEARS LATER TEH ORANGE TREE HAVE THIER FRUITS... (BY THE WAY, ARE DELICIUOS) BUT... SOME TIMES I CAN'T SLEEP... THAT DAY I TELL MY FATHER: " THE DOG RUN AWAY BECAUSE YOU KICK HIS LITTLE ASS ALL THE DAYS"... AND IN MY DREAMS I CAN HEAR THE DOG BARKING FROM DOWN THE TREE..

Puesto que su inglés es increíblemente incoherente, pondré esto en español. (dígame que si hay cualquier cosa usted no consigue absolutamente debido a mi español pobre.) Conjeturo que su problema es que usted mató a un perro, plantado un árbol encima de él, y ahora, usted no puede dormir. Felicitaciones en las naranjas, aunque.

Hay varias cosas que usted puede hacer para asistirse en conseguir dormir. Hay varias drogas que usted puede comprar en la farmacia local, y si ése no trabaja, después usted debe ver a un siquiatra, (uno con una especialidad en desórdenes del sueño, si es posible.) y haga que él prescriba algo poco un más potente.

En cuanto a especificaciones exactas de la droga, recomiendo el evitar de la droga " Halcion ". La persona I con sus problemas el dormir no necesita la ansiedad creciente producida por " Halcion ".

Usted debe en lugar de otro intentar conseguir " Ambien, " del " Sanofi-Synthelabo inc.." compañía, o " Sonata, " de los " laboratorios de Wyeth-Ayerst." Esperanzadamente usted podrá poner esto pasado terrible detrás de usted, y se mueve encendido con su vida.

Paz, Amor, Cervezas-

-PJ

My revrend asked me to stay after mass to help clean "the organs". Am I a bad person?

WOW! SU ESPAÑOL ES MUY BUENO! LO FELICITO...EN REALIDAD PUEDO LEER EL INGLES MUY BIEN, EL PROBLEMA ES CUANDO QUIERO EXPRESARME. YO NO MATE AL PERRO CON UN ARBOL, EL PERRO SE MURIO DE UN SUSTO EL DIA DE HALLOWEN (DICEN QUE LA RAZA CHIHUAHUA ES UNA RAZA MUY NERVIOSA DE PERROS) PARA QUE MIS PADRES NO SUPIERAN QUE EL PERRO SE MURIO, LO ENTERRE Y EN ESE HOYO PUSE AL PERRO. ENCIMA DE DONDE ESTABA EL PERRO MUERTO PLANTE DESPUES EL ARBOL DE NARANJAS. GRACIAS POR SUS RECOMENDACIONES, TENGA POR SEGURO QUE LO RECOMENDARE

By the way, if anyone cares, the English translation of that last post I just did is reproduced here (It's a literal translation)-

Since your English is incredibly incoherent, I will put this in Spanish (tell me if there is any thing you absolutely do not obtain due to my poor Spanish.) I conjecture that the problem is that you killed a dog, planted a tree upon him, and now, you cannot sleep. Congratulations in the oranges, although.

There are several things that you can make to attend yourself in being able to sleep. There are several drugs that you can buy in the local pharmacy, and if that one does not work, later you must see a psychiatrist, (one with a specialty in disorders of the dream, if it is possible.) and it will cause him that it prescribes something a little more powerful.

As for exact drug specifications, I recommend avoiding the drug "Halcion". I person with your sleeping problems doesn't need the increased anxiety produced by "Halcion". You should instead try to get "Ambien," from the "Sanofi-Synthelabo Inc." company, or "Sonata," from "Wyeth-Ayerst Laboratories." Hopefully you'll be able to put this terrible past behind you, and move on with your life. Peace, Love, Beers- -PJ

So, that was the literal translation, and interestingly enough, it comes back a little choppy in English, doesn't it? Oh well.

At 2/8/03 01:58 AM, Digital_Chameleon wrote: My revrend asked me to stay after mass to help clean "the organs". Am I a bad person?

(sorry wanted to make a smart ass comment)No just do not let him clean your organs lol j/k.

At 2/8/03 01:58 AM, Digital_Chameleon wrote: My revrend asked me to stay after mass to help clean "the organs". Am I a bad person?

Not that I know of. Why would you think that? Obvious sexual connotations or not, your reverend (whatever religion he/she may be)is the one that asked the question, not you.

I'm just posting here to say I'm very pleased with the success of this particular thread, even though many of you e-mailed me privately with your problems instead of posting here. I am glad that I could help in what way I could.

As for all the jackasses out there, you have no lives. You're on an internet bulletin board trying to make me feel bad for helping others and by mocking me.

Whee. Doesn't matter though.

Anyway, feel free to keep e-mailing or posting, and as for people who feel the need to post inane things, have fun. You're only placing more posts on this "Stupid Thread" that "Nobody will take seriously" so, thanks!

Word.

Hmm.. Interesting idea...

Shame, nobody takes it seriously.

The Danny

Oh my GOD!

Could it be, that somebody actually supports me on this and doesn't want to flame me or call me a retard?

Dicks.

Thanks Danny.

Nemmy.

Need I say more?

At 1/29/03 03:29 PM, PreacherJ wrote: Does anybody have anything they'd like to come to me with for advice? If so, post here, and I'll try to give you the best advice I can. I'll listen to any problems you might have, and will try to lend a sympathetic ear.

I'm not actually religious in any way, but I understand the need for such things in people.

I've seen a lot of messed up crap in my time, and all I wanna do is help.

It is at this time, I must request that nobody bashes anybody else for posting on this topic thread, and that I only get serious posts. It's a messed up world.

Everyone needs solace one way, or another.

Thanks-

-PJ

I wonder how many times the subject of priest molestation has come up in this thread. PJ, I respect what you're doing here, trying to help people and whatnot with absoloutley no benefit to yourself. Refreshing.

Forgive me father, for I have sinned.

I post way too much on the forums... What should I do?

Thrapists can really help, you just have to work with them.

At 4/9/03 12:22 AM, ak03178 wrote: Thrapists can really help, you just have to work with them.

Yeah, but they're too damn expensive. All they do is blame stuff on your childhood anyways...

I'm posting this for a friend who doesn't want to ruin his Post Record (0 Posts)
"I saw that you (PreacherJ) use the Shadowrun logo in your signature. I love shadowrun, and seeing the logo has caused me to ruin a pair of perfectly clean pants... is this normal?"

Thanks Preacher. I read your inspiring words of wisdom and discussed the problem with my co-worker. We just had a threesome with the corpse. Wow, sometimes if you shake them enough it's like a real person. I guess since one is dead and the other isn't, that makes me BI. Thanks again.

By far the funniest the shit iv read all day!
preacher i have a confesion too, well there's this preacher and he posted a annoying thread but im not sure how to tell him stfu, so i just leave at that, have any ideas of what i should do?

At 4/8/03 11:25 PM, Disposable_Chameleon wrote:

At 1/29/03 03:29 PM, PreacherJ wrote:

I wonder how many times the subject of priest molestation has come up in this thread. PJ, I respect what you're doing here, trying to help people and whatnot with absoloutley no benefit to yourself. Refreshing.

Thanks. I've been lax in updating myself here because, well, there hasn't exactly been a rather large welcome wagon. I appreciate that you didn't e-mail me with a "STFU because I'm a dumbass" pics.

At 4/8/03 11:55 PM, biteme2514 wrote: Forgive me father, for I have sinned.

I post way too much on the forums... What should I do?

It's not a sin to over-post. Just be sure to stand up and stretch every once in awhile, and to do everything living beings need to do, like eat, and sleep, and all that other stuff.

At 4/9/03 02:27 AM, TheShrike wrote: I'm posting this for a friend who doesn't want to ruin his Post Record (0 Posts)
"I saw that you (PreacherJ) use the Shadowrun logo in your signature. I love shadowrun, and seeing the logo has caused me to ruin a pair of perfectly clean pants... is this normal?"

Hoi, Chummer-

Yes. Yes it is. Shadowrunners are few and far between, I've found, nowadays, but especially recently, with FASA publications going under and being forced to sell the rights to WizKid Productions. Anyhoo, Change your pants, and keep running the shadows! :P

At 4/9/03 02:36 AM, DJcole wrote: By far the funniest the shit iv read all day!
preacher i have a confesion too, well there's this preacher and he posted a annoying thread but im not sure how to tell him stfu, so i just leave at that, have any ideas of what i should do?

Well, since I assume I'm not the one with the annoying thread (since it's your perogative to surf the thread, not mine to lure you here), I don't really recommend telling him to, as you so juvenilely put it, "stfu." It's not constructive, and if it's helping people feel better through e-mail or BBS posting, then it's just plain mean, and unnecessary.

But, if you don't feel that anyone can glean any usefulness out of the topic, then why even bother? It'll sink into obscurity all by it's lonesome, and you telling it to "stfu" will only put it on top for more to view.

So, thanks, and I hope this was helpful for you.

hey this is a pretty good idea. u should have somekind of asshole blocker though. so u can make it so some people cant post in here.

anyway, there has been 2 rival gangs around my town for a long time. but in the past 6 months or so there i have seen a serious gang war waiting to brak out. its getting pretty bad, ive been shot at just for wearing the wrong colored clothes in the wrong part of town. i have a few friends in one of the gangs. so my problem is one of these friends (i wont post the name) has been missing for about 3 days. for some reason i think hes still alive because many of the members of the gang hes in have been going missing. i think they are just capturing them. i have know idea what to do, ive already known 2 people killed because of simalar instances. if i let his gang know anything about where he might be then the other gang will probably have a price out on my head. but if i go searching for him and find him i dont have a snowballs chance in hell of living. but if i just let him die then that will just suck. i doubt anyone here will be able to help. i could always just get someone to tell the gang where he might be anonomously that way is they see him i wont get killed. what should i do?

HELP I am chronically addicted to teh 8-bit theatre comics (see my signature) I cant stop reading them!!! I am constantly checking for new ones and the only cure I have found for this is eating blutack/rubber I dont know what to do!!!!!!!!

At 2/7/03 03:24 AM, therazorsedge555 wrote:

Ok Preacher here's my situation. About a year ago I managed to score an apprenticeship at a funeral parlor. Dead bodies don't bother me that much and the money is fan-fucking-tastic! Sadly, about two months ago I gave in to temptation one night and had intercourse with one of the corpses.

Hmm, sounds to me like uv been watching the film'Kiss' too many times for your own health.

At 4/23/03 03:52 PM, poop_face wrote:
anyway, there has been 2 rival gangs around my town for a long time. but in the past 6 months or so there i have seen a serious gang war waiting to brak out. its getting pretty bad, ive been shot at just for wearing the wrong colored clothes in the wrong part of town. i have a few friends in one of the gangs. so my problem is one of these friends (i wont post the name) has been missing for about 3 days. for some reason i think hes still alive because many of the members of the gang hes in have been going missing. i think they are just capturing them. i have know idea what to do, ive already known 2 people killed because of simalar instances. if i let his gang know anything about where he might be then the other gang will probably have a price out on my head. but if i go searching for him and find him i dont have a snowballs chance in hell of living. but if i just let him die then that will just suck. i doubt anyone here will be able to help. i could always just get someone to tell the gang where he might be anonomously that way is they see him i wont get killed. what should i do?

If he's been missing for two days, I'd certainly recommend going to the police. They have specialized divisions for this sort of thing, and more often than not, end up bringing the missing person home. Who knows? Maybe he hasn't been kidnapped?

But if you think that that's going to end up getting him killed, then you need to talk to some members of the gang you suspect are holding him. You know what they look like, right (you did get shot at)? Explain that you're not a part of this, and you just want your friend back. You probably won't get anything from them, but there really isn't much else you can do in this situation.

Sorry that I couldn't be more helpful. If I could wave a magic wand to make it all better, I would, but it's a shitty world we live in, nowadays. I know what it's like to get caught up in a gang fight (I wasn't in a gang, but I've been knifed once or twice).

I hope everything works out for you.

Ok, I have a confession to make. Last year I became a ordained minister. Big deal huh? Well, it gives me the power to marry people, and lead a church full of people who give me money for talking about a guy. I also am exempt from paying taxes. All of the above would be in effect if I chose to go to a church, but looking back on my past posts and the kind of person I am, being a minister is the last thing people think about. So..BOOYA!

At 4/23/03 04:06 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote: HELP I am chronically addicted to teh 8-bit theatre comics (see my signature) I cant stop reading them!!! I am constantly checking for new ones and the only cure I have found for this is eating blutack/rubber I dont know what to do!!!!!!!!

Well, have you checked the homepage? Go to http://www.nuklearpower.com, the creator of the classy comics, and read all they have. As far as eating rubber is concerned, make sure it's the non-toxic kind. I find that flavored condiments (ketchup, BBQ Sauce, Maple Syrup, etc.) can help you if you simply HAVE to eat rubber, but I recommend just not eating rubber at all, and eat a rubber-like substance, like really crappy taffy.

At 4/23/03 05:21 PM, MustardGT wrote: Ok, I have a confession to make. Last year I became a ordained minister. Big deal huh? Well, it gives me the power to marry people, and lead a church full of people who give me money for talking about a guy. I also am exempt from paying taxes. All of the above would be in effect if I chose to go to a church, but looking back on my past posts and the kind of person I am, being a minister is the last thing people think about. So..BOOYA!

Uhh... ok. I don't really see how this is a "confession" or anything, unless you're ashamed of being an ordained minister, to which I reply that you shouldn't be. Ministers, even when losing faith in whatever their chosen religion, often represent symbols of hope and assistance in today's society, and that's something I think you should be proud of. So BOOYA! :)