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Worse line used 2006-04-24 15:20:00 Reply

What was the worst line someone ever used on you on a date, or what was the worst line you have ever used?

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Response to Worse line used 2006-04-24 15:23:23 Reply

"Get your coat love, I've got a knife" never seems to go down to well...


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Response to Worse line used 2006-04-24 15:25:45 Reply

Hi!
(repeated over 20 times)

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Response to Worse line used 2006-04-24 15:30:21 Reply

I would never, EVER, use a line, unless I:
1. would realy be trying to get dumped, or
2. am drunk as fuck.

also, if a girl is using a line on me, see 1 and 2.

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Response to Worse line used 2006-04-24 15:35:44 Reply

"Hey baby wanna secks me up?"


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Response to Worse line used 2006-04-24 15:41:20 Reply

Not really a fan of using lines, just say whatever I think of at the time.

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Response to Worse line used 2006-04-24 15:42:51 Reply

You ain't never had herpes like this before.


~¥%¥%+oint##so soft ¤%% ++-%¥-~-^->

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Response to Worse line used 2006-04-24 15:44:50 Reply

Get on your knees and suck bitch!!!!


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Response to Worse line used 2006-04-24 15:46:51 Reply

At 4/24/06 03:44 PM, -Leper_Messiah- wrote: Get on your knees and suck bitch!!!!

you actually said that? I would have slapped you for saying something like that if it were me

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Response to Worse line used 2006-04-24 15:53:33 Reply

i win, sexality!

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Response to Worse line used 2006-04-24 15:56:05 Reply

At 4/24/06 03:46 PM, Littlewashu wrote:
At 4/24/06 03:44 PM, -Leper_Messiah- wrote: Get on your knees and suck bitch!!!!
you actually said that? I would have slapped you for saying something like that if it were me

No, I didn't actually say that. I'm too nervous to even go up to a girl and just talk normally.


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Response to Worse line used 2006-04-24 15:56:48 Reply

alright love get your rat out

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Response to Worse line used 2006-04-24 16:16:29 Reply

"YOUR MOM
Now wanna go out?"

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Response to Worse line used 2006-04-24 16:17:26 Reply

"Hey" *Fondle*

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Response to Worse line used 2006-04-24 16:18:36 Reply

this one i heard my friend use, hilarious

"girl, do your feet hurt? cause you've been running threw my mind all day!"


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Response to Worse line used 2006-04-24 16:19:53 Reply

Hey, does cloth smell like chloroform to you?

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Response to Worse line used 2006-04-24 16:20:47 Reply

At 4/24/06 03:20 PM, Littlewashu wrote: What was the worst line someone ever used on you on a date, or what was the worst line you have ever used?

What do you use, "Hi, I'm 14 and have a gold whistle?"

The only line that I ever use is "Hey, I haven't insulted you tonight, have I?"

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Response to Worse line used 2006-04-24 16:20:51 Reply

At 4/24/06 04:18 PM, Davidson13 wrote: this one i heard my friend use, hilarious

"girl, do your feet hurt? cause you've been running threw my mind all day!"
pulls out shot gun and kill that line

that one has been used on me so many times It pisses me off it makes me want to go back in time if I could and kill the person who came up with that line here is the worse one that was used on me

if I could change the ABC I would put U and I together

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Response to Worse line used 2006-04-24 16:25:54 Reply

your tits are small and you look like a man, but im desperate

that would be funny
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Response to Worse line used 2006-04-24 16:28:25 Reply

"we are going to fuck if you want it or not!"

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Response to Worse line used 2006-04-24 16:28:37 Reply

You must have fallen from heaven baby! Because there isn't any other way your face could be THAT badly smashed up.

said this to my mate today, he laughed for like ten mins. sed to another mate, he got insulted by the comment. dont dare say it to some of the girls i know they would hate me forever.

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Response to Worse line used 2006-04-24 16:42:23 Reply

At 4/24/06 04:28 PM, Jon-Reid wrote: You must have fallen from heaven baby! Because there isn't any other way your face could be THAT badly smashed up.

wow that is anothe tacky line here is one I heard that is simalir

Is heaven missing an angel because you are 2 beautiful to be from here

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Response to Worse line used 2006-04-24 16:45:50 Reply

"Love Is like an abuse review on NG to me it doesn't belong here."

That's the worst line anyone's ever said to me on a date. ;P

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Response to Worse line used 2006-04-24 16:47:02 Reply

At 4/24/06 04:44 PM, KemCab wrote: You, me, whipped cream, a whip, and handcuffs. Any questions?

yeah i have like nine but thats not the point...

'lets make your legs the word of the day! Now lets go home and spread the word!'

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Response to Worse line used 2006-04-24 16:48:24 Reply

I don't use a line, I just say, Hey, let's get lost somewhere.

The worst i've heard, "Hey Tiger Woods, sink one in my hole!"..... yeesh, drunken spaniards XD


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Response to Worse line used 2006-04-24 17:00:53 Reply

By the way, Washu, congratulations.

This is the first time I've seen you type like a normal person.

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Response to Worse line used 2006-04-24 17:03:12 Reply

"I am now going to insert my penis into your vagina and then move back and fourth until I ejaculate"

Do I win?

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Response to Worse line used 2006-04-24 17:08:00 Reply

i don't use lines (probly cause i'm only 13)

but i know some dumb ones.

1. is it hot in here or is it just you
2. girl you must be tired cause u've been running in my mind all day

for number 2 see The Fresh Prince of Bel air

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Response to Worse line used 2006-04-24 17:09:37 Reply

At 4/24/06 05:08 PM, drummerman1292 wrote: i don't use lines (probly cause i'm only 13)

but i know some dumb ones.

Here's another:

"Girl, you're so hot, you melt in my mouth!"

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Response to Worse line used 2006-04-24 17:11:03 Reply

secks?


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