The new Milky Way Commercial
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Have any of you seen it?
If not, YouTube link, Google Video link.
Basically this guy ends a date with a girl, and apparently it didn't go as he planned. He returns to his late-80s/early-90s car (station wagon, four-door?) and sits in the drivers seat.
This is where it gets weird.
The candy bar turns into a beautiful eastern European model.
She asks, "Why so blue, panda bear?", to which he dejectedly responds, "Whatev."
She then says "You are a buffet of manliness" and gives off a heartwarming laugh, and then he joins in on the laughter. End commercial.
...Is this guy schizophrenic or something? I mean, he's seeing a model in his candy bar. Halfway in I was like "What the fuck is going on in this commercial?"
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I think it's supposed to mean Milky Way makes you happy, but I don't really understand it either. My girlfriend and I make jokes about it when it comes on TV :P.
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At 4/23/06 07:48 PM, Filtercore wrote: I think it's supposed to mean Milky Way makes you happy, but I don't really understand it either. My girlfriend and I make jokes about it when it comes on TV :P.
Then I guess schizophrenic people are happy all the time?
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At 4/23/06 07:46 PM, -Buddhist- wrote: ...Is this guy schizophrenic or something? I mean, he's seeing a model in his candy bar. Halfway in I was like "What the fuck is going on in this commercial?"
It's supposed to be funny...
Well now we know that you don't have a sense of humor.
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Best part is when he says "Whatev." He saounds like an emo kid.
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I love how she say's Why So Blue Panda Bear?
Lol Otherwise it's creepy, because he eats her which has two puns.
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At 4/23/06 07:50 PM, hydronium wrote:At 4/23/06 07:46 PM, -Buddhist- wrote: ...Is this guy schizophrenic or something? I mean, he's seeing a model in his candy bar. Halfway in I was like "What the fuck is going on in this commercial?"It's supposed to be funny...
Well now we know that you don't have a sense of humor.
Oh gee, i'm sorry I don't like idiot humor. I like humor that's actually funny and makes at least a little fucking sense.
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He's on drugs, like all other awesome people in this world. (Lost_Chancescoughcough)
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Omg that made me lol so hard!
Fucking win.
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It's funny because he then eats the candy bar that he saw as a human. lol cannibalism
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At 4/23/06 07:50 PM, hydronium wrote:At 4/23/06 07:46 PM, -Buddhist- wrote: ...Is this guy schizophrenic or something? I mean, he's seeing a model in his candy bar. Halfway in I was like "What the fuck is going on in this commercial?"It's supposed to be funny...
Well now we know that you don't have a sense of humor.
no, there is nothing wrong his sence of humor it is yours sir, i have seen this commercial many times and everytime i see i hope that every person that eats a milky way bar gets AIDS. this commercial does not make sence, it is unfunny, and is an abortion to comedy and to its own company.

