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The new Milky Way Commercial 2006-04-23 19:46:39 Reply

Have any of you seen it?

If not, YouTube link, Google Video link.

Basically this guy ends a date with a girl, and apparently it didn't go as he planned. He returns to his late-80s/early-90s car (station wagon, four-door?) and sits in the drivers seat.

This is where it gets weird.

The candy bar turns into a beautiful eastern European model.

She asks, "Why so blue, panda bear?", to which he dejectedly responds, "Whatev."

She then says "You are a buffet of manliness" and gives off a heartwarming laugh, and then he joins in on the laughter. End commercial.

...Is this guy schizophrenic or something? I mean, he's seeing a model in his candy bar. Halfway in I was like "What the fuck is going on in this commercial?"


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Response to The new Milky Way Commercial 2006-04-23 19:47:44 Reply

Ha, I liked that commercial.


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Response to The new Milky Way Commercial 2006-04-23 19:48:51 Reply

I think it's supposed to mean Milky Way makes you happy, but I don't really understand it either. My girlfriend and I make jokes about it when it comes on TV :P.

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Response to The new Milky Way Commercial 2006-04-23 19:49:54 Reply

At 4/23/06 07:48 PM, Filtercore wrote: I think it's supposed to mean Milky Way makes you happy, but I don't really understand it either. My girlfriend and I make jokes about it when it comes on TV :P.

Then I guess schizophrenic people are happy all the time?


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Response to The new Milky Way Commercial 2006-04-23 19:50:54 Reply

At 4/23/06 07:46 PM, -Buddhist- wrote: ...Is this guy schizophrenic or something? I mean, he's seeing a model in his candy bar. Halfway in I was like "What the fuck is going on in this commercial?"

It's supposed to be funny...

Well now we know that you don't have a sense of humor.


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Response to The new Milky Way Commercial 2006-04-23 19:51:41 Reply

Best part is when he says "Whatev." He saounds like an emo kid.

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Response to The new Milky Way Commercial 2006-04-23 19:54:28 Reply

someone on the reafer?

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Response to The new Milky Way Commercial 2006-04-23 19:55:40 Reply

I love how she say's Why So Blue Panda Bear?

Lol Otherwise it's creepy, because he eats her which has two puns.


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Response to The new Milky Way Commercial 2006-04-23 19:57:05 Reply

At 4/23/06 07:50 PM, hydronium wrote:
At 4/23/06 07:46 PM, -Buddhist- wrote: ...Is this guy schizophrenic or something? I mean, he's seeing a model in his candy bar. Halfway in I was like "What the fuck is going on in this commercial?"
It's supposed to be funny...

Well now we know that you don't have a sense of humor.

Oh gee, i'm sorry I don't like idiot humor. I like humor that's actually funny and makes at least a little fucking sense.


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Response to The new Milky Way Commercial 2006-04-23 19:57:48 Reply

He's on drugs, like all other awesome people in this world. (Lost_Chancescoughcough)

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Response to The new Milky Way Commercial 2006-04-23 19:58:29 Reply

Omg that made me lol so hard!
Fucking win.


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Response to The new Milky Way Commercial 2006-04-23 19:58:50 Reply

It's funny because he then eats the candy bar that he saw as a human. lol cannibalism

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Response to The new Milky Way Commercial 2006-04-23 20:31:52 Reply

At 4/23/06 07:50 PM, hydronium wrote:
At 4/23/06 07:46 PM, -Buddhist- wrote: ...Is this guy schizophrenic or something? I mean, he's seeing a model in his candy bar. Halfway in I was like "What the fuck is going on in this commercial?"
It's supposed to be funny...

Well now we know that you don't have a sense of humor.

no, there is nothing wrong his sence of humor it is yours sir, i have seen this commercial many times and everytime i see i hope that every person that eats a milky way bar gets AIDS. this commercial does not make sence, it is unfunny, and is an abortion to comedy and to its own company.