Tom Cruise is a Fucking Moron

[GiantDouche]

What the hell kind of name is Sari?

[JasBa]

At 4/23/06 02:58 PM, -justlooking9 wrote: What the hell kind of name is Sari?

I don't know, it really is weird isn't it.

[MaidenHead]

I know it translates in one language to "Princess", another to "Camel", and another to "Pickpocket". What a fortunate child.

[yurgenburgen]

What's Sari? Did he name his kid Sari or something? It's not as bad as whichever knobhead celebrity named their child "Apple".

But I think Bob Geldof really shits the cake with his daughter that he named Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily.

[East525]

At 4/23/06 03:00 PM, MaidenHead wrote: I know it translates in one language to "Princess", another to "Camel", and another to "Pickpocket". What a fortunate child.

Yea, Princess Pickpocket Camel, who wouldn't kill to have that name?

[BatDan]

Suri is Hebrew for Princess or something.

But what I don't get is why a silent birth prevents tramua. Doesn't being Tom Cruise's kid cause trauma?

[Narusegawa]

Tom Cruise is just realy wierd and crazy. Did you see him on The Today Show?

[childinthemist]

At 4/23/06 03:01 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: What's Sari? Did he name his kid Sari or something? It's not as bad as whichever knobhead celebrity named their child "Apple".

That knobheads Coldplay's Chris Martian. Named after the apple that tempted eve.

[Jonas]

At 4/23/06 03:03 PM, Dark6 wrote: Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet, and Diva Muffin.

Frank Zappa.

That's all I have to say.

You stole my post for the win.

[Davit]

He didn't finish school because he has a learning disability

[Cool-Points]

At 4/23/06 03:03 PM, Big_SciZot wrote: Tom Cruise is just realy wierd and crazy. Did you see him on The Today Show?

LOL jokes on me! XD I actually sat through it and watched it, lololol...

[GiantDouche]

The man needs a fucking therapist.

[BatDan]

At 4/23/06 03:10 PM, -justlooking9 wrote: The man needs a fucking therapist.

He sure does.

[HighlyIllogical]

The name is Suri. In Hebrew, Suri means "get away" or something of that nature, while in Japanese, it means "pickpocket."

[RoobyKillAll]

At 4/23/06 03:14 PM, BatDan wrote:

At 4/23/06 03:10 PM, -justlooking9 wrote: The man needs a fucking therapist.

He sure does.

I love that song.

[SniperWolf1564]

I'm guessing that you got that pic from google, where the picture was taken from Scary Movie 4.

[BatDan]

At 4/23/06 03:20 PM, SniperWolf1564 wrote: I'm guessing that you got that pic from google, where the picture was taken from Scary Movie 4.

No, that actually happend on Oprah a while back. Get your facts right. Tom Cruise is out of his mind.

As for Suri meaning "Get away pickpocket". They must've heard the name one day in Japan well someone was robbed and Tom Cruise being who he is thought it would be perfect for the baby.

[DanAbnormal]

All celebrities give their children pretentious names.

[poop]

Im a celebrity, so I'm going to name my daughter Punta.

[Jake]

Lmao, he looks like he's about to bang Oprah in that picture.