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Posted at: 5/7/06 02:49 PM
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Up the ass. (This has been done 20 times over, hasn't it?)
Posted at: 5/7/06 02:50 PM
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no wait what about when you get pulled over by a cop?
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Definatly guys change room, u'll look rly gay >_<
Posted at: 5/7/06 02:57 PM
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Fighting with chuck norris,he'll kill you even b4 you et one.
Posted at: 5/8/06 11:29 PM
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At 5/7/06 02:57 PM, ze_man wrote: Fighting with chuck norris,he'll kill you even b4 you et one.
I never got the sudden fascination of Chuck Norris. The worst I've gotten a stiffy was near a really hot chick in a packed bus.
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Posted at: 5/8/06 11:30 PM
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while talking to ur neighbor.
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Posted at: 5/8/06 11:39 PM
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in gym class at school, those damn gym shorts, u cant hide shit.
Posted at: 5/8/06 11:43 PM
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during confession, when you have sweatpants on and are asked to go up to the board in the middle of spanish, hugging a religious icon like the pope or what other countries have...
Posted at: 5/14/06 11:18 PM
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At 4/22/06 02:10 PM, JohnnyWang wrote: Besides, boners are easy to conseal.
LOL U HAV SMALL PENIS
Posted at: 5/14/06 11:19 PM
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i just have one hting to say... if i ever get a boner in an embarrassing situation, i simply slide it up into the top of my shorts and its held against my belt buckle. the perfect concealer!
Posted at: 5/14/06 11:21 PM
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Why, hello... I am RKthrilla's alt.. Whats that you say.. No I will not dry hump you...
Posted at: 5/14/06 11:29 PM
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at your uncles wake in front of the coffin when i was 14.
Posted at: 5/14/06 11:50 PM
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When your fapping, with your penis aimed at your face...
Posted at: 5/14/06 11:51 PM
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at the start of a track race with the short shorts
Posted at: 5/15/06 06:30 AM
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when giving head to an asian fella
Posted at: 5/15/06 07:04 AM
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At 5/7/06 02:49 PM, ThePlasticCheese wrote: Up the ass. (This has been done 20 times over, hasn't it?)
still most funny reply XD
I put the FUN in dysfunctional.
Posted at: 5/15/06 07:06 AM
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in your class room,and then the teacher ask's you whats that
Posted at: 5/15/06 08:16 AM
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While watching your mother give birth.
Posted at: 5/15/06 08:40 AM
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lockeroom. MEN's lockeroom
Posted at: 5/15/06 08:41 AM
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in a meat grinder
Posted at: 5/15/06 08:43 AM
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In front of your girlfriends/wife's parents
Posted at: 5/15/06 08:48 AM
At 5/15/06 08:43 AM, xana_returns wrote: In front of your girlfriends/wife's parents
when your picking her up!
Posted at: 5/15/06 09:54 AM
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I would say when your a female family member is sitting on your lap not wearing anything down there
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Posted at: 5/15/06 09:55 AM
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Right before you head off to the guys changing rooms.
Posted at: 5/15/06 03:12 PM
when you have a 6 old girl on your lap
Posted at: 5/15/06 03:18 PM
inside you mom
Posted at: 5/15/06 03:55 PM
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In P.E., everyone can see it cuz of the gym shorts..
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Posted at: 5/15/06 04:07 PM
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At 5/15/06 08:41 AM, humpii wrote: in a meat grinder
Wow I actually lol'd when I read that.Thanks for the laugh
Posted at: 5/15/06 04:08 PM
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At 5/14/06 11:18 PM, ChronologicalClock wrote: At 4/22/06 02:10 PM, JohnnyWang wrote: Besides, boners are easy to conseal.LOL U HAV SMALL PENIS
You sir are a poor excuse for a clock.
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Posted at: 5/15/06 04:09 PM
here another place. whenyou are practicing sex positions with your sister
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