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I will begin a program as to observing which dinosaurs are capable of retaining martial arts training. You know you want a ninja raptor. Said soldiers/pets will be trained to respond to cool names such as Task, London, Agent and Voltair. Anyone who names one Dino will get what he deserves.

At 4/30/06 05:23 PM, stafffighter wrote: I will begin a program as to observing which dinosaurs are capable of retaining martial arts training. You know you want a ninja raptor. Said soldiers/pets will be trained to respond to cool names such as Task, London, Agent and Voltair. Anyone who names one Dino will get what he deserves.

What about Barney? You can get eviscerated while laughing at the irony.

Charlie Sheen is the national manwhore.

At 4/30/06 07:06 PM, GSgt_Liberal wrote: Charlie Sheen is the national manwhore.

In the sage words of Charlie Sheen " I don't pay prostitutes to have sex with me. I pay them to go home after."

Can you say: National quote?

Hey, what is the name of our country? The Raging States of Awesomerica? and where is our capital? I propose an underground meetingplace in remote Wyoming, alternatively Montana. I also propose state capitals to be moved to bear pit locations in rural areas. I hope one day that the party either:

1) produces a for-real candidate in ths 2008 or 2012 elections, and from there, WIN, and send in his military to destroy the other non-Raging Awesome politicians/infidels, or

2) stages a coup to TOPPLE the President and his minions, and from there expose the party's true Raging Awesomeness to the population! It shall not fail!

Today at the National Zoo, I ran into a man who would be the perfect poster hero for the Raging Awesome Party. He satisfies every single criterion of the party. He had fucking BONES in his facial hair, for Chrissakes. And FANGS!

He looked like he grew up with wolves that used jackknives!

Manliness! Power! RAGING AWESOME JACK!

SkunkyFluffy will post the photo, since she took it.

Note the bandana made from a leopard he skinned himself, the feral eyes, the teeth specially designed for ripping and tearing...and the Official Jurassic Park Tour Guide button featured prominently near his manly crotch.

This man is perfection.

At 4/30/06 09:25 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: This man is perfection.

He looks like any other metalhead I've met. Should metalheads be the party's SS? Or would those be the hybrid minority bears?

Our capital will be carved out of an oasis-mesa on the middle of the desert and surround by fire and lava and what not.

Actually, a butte willl be better. We'll divert a spring to the top of this and carve it into a city.

At 4/30/06 11:26 PM, lollerskaters wrote: Actually, a butte willl be better. We'll divert a spring to the top of this and carve it into a city.

Don't we need a mountain stronghold? I realize that a butte is pretty big, but we need an entire mountain range for something this Raging-ly Awesome.

The butte system would be better used as a mobile transport. Put some huge treads on her and a bunch of laser turrets, and we got us a sweet weapons platform.

At 4/29/06 03:02 PM, -poxpower- wrote:

3. The Zombie

We bury you with a harness that is attached to a nearby crane, and at a time of your choosing, we wait for visiting relatives using a camera and we pull-out your corpse while one of our voice-actors threatens to eat their brains.

ha ha, i would have to go with that one, thats funny.

i like how close we've come to 500

At 5/1/06 01:06 PM, JMHX wrote: i like how close we've come to 500

You will like coming closer as I reccomend we hunt down and capture bigfoot to see how well he fights the bears. He will be kept in an underground bunker where he will roam free and whenever a team seeks to use him they'll have to earn it

I've decided Matt Dillon will either have to go rugged or leave the country.

Who?

By the way: Matt Damon gets beheaded.

At 5/1/06 05:37 PM, GSgt_Liberal wrote: Who?

By the way: Matt Damon gets beheaded.

Agreed

And Rosie O'Donnell gets her own station. Which, of course, no one will watch.

At 5/1/06 07:15 PM, GSgt_Liberal wrote: And Rosie O'Donnell gets her own station. Which, of course, no one will watch.

You mean like the Rosie O'Donnel show that people watched and enjoyed.

Jeeze, next thing that your going to talk about is making the national sport Hobo jousts.

At 5/1/06 07:17 PM, YankeeFli wrote:

You mean like the Rosie O'Donnel show that people watched and enjoyed.

Oh, fine. I liked that show. It was actually funny...but she gets her own station!

Jeeze, next thing that your going to talk about is making the national sport Hobo jousts.

Who ever said that was a bad thing?

At 5/1/06 07:17 PM, GSgt_Liberal wrote:

At 5/1/06 07:17 PM, YankeeFli wrote:

Jeeze, next thing that your going to talk about is making the national sport Hobo jousts.

Who ever said that was a bad thing?

When did I say it wasn't.

I want hobo jousts.
Or Hobo Olympics.

At 5/1/06 07:17 PM, YankeeFli wrote: Jeeze, next thing that your going to talk about is making the national sport Hobo jousts.

Your close. I think the national sport will end up being the Platform Pole fight from American Gladiators. Except hobos play over a pit of spikes and parannas instead of regular ground.

At 5/1/06 07:21 PM, deathofself wrote:

At 5/1/06 07:17 PM, YankeeFli wrote: Jeeze, next thing that your going to talk about is making the national sport Hobo jousts.

Your close. I think the national sport will end up being the Platform Pole fight from American Gladiators. Except hobos play over a pit of spikes and parannas instead of regular ground.

Fuck that. I say the fight with piranhas instead of poles. Or, if you want to get picky, with piranha poles.

I suggest that the Raging Awesome Party pass laws forcing all men and women over the age of 18 to prove they haven't gotten soft and less awesome. Some form of stunt including but not limited too driving a car off a jump through multiple rings of fire or fighting a large animal, perferably a bear.

At 5/1/06 07:21 PM, YankeeFli wrote:

I want hobo jousts.
Or Hobo Olympics.

Sounds fun. If that happened, people would WATCH the olympics.

By the way: All sports not currently in the Olympics are now downgraded to 'activities'.

At 5/1/06 08:23 PM, GSgt_Liberal wrote: By the way: All sports not currently in the Olympics are now downgraded to 'activities'.

With the exception, of course, of bearpit golf.

Golf will be a lot less sissy if all golfers have to strike below par, while at the same time wrestling bears.

Jousting will take place on top of robot horses, raptors, harleys and meat propelled rockets

At 5/1/06 09:01 PM, Empanado wrote:

Golf will be a lot less sissy if all golfers have to strike below par, while at the same time wrestling bears.

If you score over par, by 1, you get a ball stuck in your butt. 1 ball for every par up to 5. After 5, you get a driver stuck in there.

At 5/1/06 09:11 PM, stafffighter wrote: meat propelled rockets

Myth Busters, hell yeah.