The Raging Aweseome Party

[JMHX]

Ladies and gentlemen, I have decided to found a political party, the Raging Awesome Political Party. Here is our platform:

1. No Welfare - Poor people will have to fight bears in the newly designed gladiatorial domes for money. Every year there will be a festival where we pit half of the homeless population against the other half, and continue doing this until we have the Top 10 Homeless in America. As a reward, they are all shot in the head.

2. Abortions by Gut Shot Only - Women need to be as many and ragingly awesome as the Party leaders. If you want an abortion, the only legal method is being punched in the gut by the strongest member of your community. If you die, you were not supposed to have an abortion.

3. God - From here on out, only drawn with rippling muscles.

4. Guns and Knives - Totally legal, no questions asked.

5. State of the Union - Every year the SoTU is opened with a rousing heavy metal medley by the best bands of the 70s, 80s, 90s and today. By Today I mean the 70s, 80s and 90s.

6. Political Parties - Liberals will have to fight Conservatives for the coveted nomination of their combined parties to run against the muscular Raging Awesome Party candidate. This means Conservatives will have to face Libertarians, because Liberals can't fight.

7. California - Not going to exist anymore.

8. Hard Liquor and Lumberjacks - Mandatory in every state to enforce laws.

9. The Constitution - rewritten to sound manlier, with less care for rights. Any right you want you will have to fight for in the bear pits, or against your fellow man. With spears. Hot spears. Hot, rusty spears.

10. Supreme Court - The entire cast of The Running Man.

Join me!

[Politics]

I only have one question; Is there going to be punch and pie?

[JMHX]

At 4/20/06 03:56 PM, Captn_r wrote: I only have one question; Is there going to be punch and pie?

Yes there will be punch and pie.

[Trendwhore]

All of a sudden all my plans for world peace, sound surprisingly gay.

Go Raging Awesome Party!

[losiglow]

LoL. Sounds good! I'm in.

[MickTheChampion]

At 4/20/06 03:52 PM, JMHX wrote:
10. Supreme Court - The entire cast of The Running Man.

I was disgusted until that. Now I'm all for it!

BEN RICHARDS '08!

[Politics]

At 4/20/06 03:57 PM, JMHX wrote:

At 4/20/06 03:56 PM, Captn_r wrote: I only have one question; Is there going to be punch and pie?

Yes there will be punch and pie.

LONG LIVE THE RAGING AWESOME PARTY!

[No-one-inparticular]

At 4/20/06 03:52 PM, JMHX wrote: Ladies and gentlemen, I have decided to found a political party, the Raging Awesome Political Party. Here is our platform:

3. God - From here on out, only drawn with rippling muscles.

God is a woman, so, nu-uh.

4. Guns and Knives - Totally legal, no questions asked.

Can I drive a tank to work?

5. State of the Union - Every year the SoTU is opened with a rousing heavy metal medley by the best bands of the 70s, 80s, 90s and today. By Today I mean the 70s, 80s and 90s.

Heavy metal sucks. George Fredrick Handel kicks heavy metal's ass!

7. California - Not going to exist anymore.

But how? Nuclear warheads, perhaps?

8. Hard Liquor and Lumberjacks - Mandatory in every state to enforce laws.

Deal, but they have to be straight lumberjacks.

Join me!

[losiglow]

At 4/20/06 04:17 PM, Steel_Reserve wrote:

At 4/20/06 03:52 PM, JMHX wrote: 7. California - Not going to exist anymore.

But how? Nuclear warheads, perhaps?

I say we just wait a few years on California, with any luck they'll have one big earthquake down the fault line and just float out to the ocean and sink. Naa, that's mean. Seriously though, I'm taking Conservation Biology right now and I just learned that California has destroyed 96% of it's wetland ecosystem, the highest percentage in the U.S. by far. I thought Cali had alot of hippies! What's going on here?!

[SkunkyFluffy]

I knew there was a reason I liked you.

[stafffighter]

At 4/20/06 04:42 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: I knew there was a reason I liked you.

Yeah, if he had rippling muscles his wisdom would be God-like.

I like the wild west appeal of a lot of these policies. And the hobos would keep our endangered bears well fed. But I call for equality in that the warrior classes and laboror classes(lumberjacks) be given an equal standing in society as security cannot exist without commerce and vice verca. I'm gonna learn how to ride a motorcycle just so I can ride it around while wearing six shooters.

[JMHX]

You shall be Vice President.

[stafffighter]

At 4/20/06 04:55 PM, JMHX wrote: You shall be Vice President.

Anyone I shotgun it won't be an accedent. Cheap joke but it fit the scene

[Demosthenez]

At 4/20/06 03:52 PM, JMHX wrote: 7. California - Not going to exist anymore.

WTF mate???

[losiglow]

Notice how Mexico is broke off from the Southwest too. lol

[SkunkyFluffy]

Well, what else is holding Baja California onto the continent?

[MoralLibertarian]

At 4/20/06 04:42 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: I knew there was a reason I liked you.

YOu don't like him, you just like the fact that he lets you call the shots.

[JMHX]

The official soundtrack of the Raging Awesome Party will be Top Gun.

[SolInvictus]

At 4/20/06 04:17 PM, Steel_Reserve wrote:

8. Hard Liquor and Lumberjacks - Mandatory in every state to enforce laws.

Deal, but they have to be straight lumberjacks.

come on; what other kind are there. we're talking lumberjacks not cowboys.

[poxpower]

At 4/20/06 09:28 PM, JMHX wrote: The official soundtrack of the Raging Awesome Party will be Top Gun.

TAKE ME ON YOUR MIGHTY WINGS
TAKE ME ON YOUR MIGHTY WIIINGS
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NA NA NA NANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Hiiiiiiiighway TO THE DANGER ZONE
DANGER ZONE

[SolInvictus]

what about oldschool pirates, they're coming back right? with like highway boats and even more peg legs, boose and general havoc...and vikings too just to keep everyone's guard up.

[The-shnazzyone]

More with the bullshit political opinion posts, am i missing some joke on here about always taking the most inane and ass headed stances on issues?

[SolInvictus]

when theres no better topic to post on, why not!

[JMHX]

At 4/20/06 10:15 PM, The_shnazzyone wrote: More with the bullshit political opinion posts, am i missing some joke on here about always taking the most inane and ass headed stances on issues?

You can't be in.

[Dash-Underscore-Dash]

Best. Party. Ever.

[Gunter45]

Does this mean that Arnold Schwarzenegger can be President?

[JMHX]

At 4/20/06 11:10 PM, Gunter45 wrote: Does this mean that Arnold Schwarzenegger can be President?

Yes

[DancingTurkeyGod]

Indeed. Arnold sure knows how to party ....

PIE?!?!? Please tell me it's apple pie....

[Gunter45]

One question I have. Are revolutions brutally suppressed and, if so, how does the government go about it?

[JMHX]

At 4/20/06 11:57 PM, Gunter45 wrote: One question I have. Are revolutions brutally suppressed and, if so, how does the government go about it?

We are the ones who get to do the suppressing, individual discretion.