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Oi, talk about stupid.

You want to be a ninja, do the following...

Step 1: Become physically fit. This means you need to run fast, jump high, and have great balance.

Step 2: Learn stealth. Know how to keep quite and out of sight.

Step 3: Know what parts of the bodies you need to strike to paralyze and/or kill your target. This is the part that takes DECADES of training and is next to impossible to learn today, since noone will just teach you where to strike and how. And you won't find out by simply going to Japan, so all you anime fans should guess again. Also, it is best NOT to seek this knowledge.

Ninjas are not master Martial Artists, they are skilled assassins. No Juitsu, no tight revealing clothes. Just those three steps. Breast size has nothing to do with it and can be handled with tape or a sports bra. Also, the force of your kick does not matter. Just the ability to sneek in skillfully and kill without being noticed. Its fun learning steps one and two, but step three should not be seeked by anyone. I never bothered to look. Like I said, very stupid idea. Hell, ask a martial arts place about ninjas and they will most likely tell you the same thing. Oh, and when I said Sneak around is fun, I mean doing it to prank your friends. Don't do anything stupid.

At 4/18/06 07:31 PM, saintjimmy3 wrote:

At 4/18/06 06:05 PM, PirateKirby wrote:

I love you mr. pirate

Join the crowd, lol.

step two is in the bag

as for no jitsu what about ninjitsu?

La blue girl? IRL? OMFG!!

all you people asking for aim are fucking hopeless.
omfg why would a great looking girl like that give out any information?
i'll give her credit for the balls she has for putting up a few pics of herself on the net.
but if she sent one of you the aim, all you perverted freaks would be harassing her and she doesnt want that, besides, she has only got this far cos she is a girl, no offence to you girl bt had this been a guy talking about being a ninja, they would have got flamed to shit. you are unfortunate to catch the attention of horny perverts who ask you for your aim, im surprised no one has tried to fake naked pics of you yet.
anyway if she put her aim on ng, anyone could talk to her and they would be trying to perv over her.
goddammit ppl, grow up

are you crazy!
you can hide ur shurikens in there!

80% of the guys who have posted in this topic are just trying to get an a/s/l or an AIM. *Sighs* -_-

somehow i get the feeling this thread is more about stealthy fapping than stealthy women.

female ninja aren't supposed to go on missions and crap. They are made for us guy ninja to pork.

Ah but you can whip em out in a sticky situation! Mighty hand breats.

I could do with some right about now

At 4/18/06 04:05 PM, Cynimun wrote: You know with the whole breasts thing getting in the way... any tips? :(

Where are you from? You look "latin-american"... Specifically Brasil, but I dunno.

Brasil is the correct way to spell it by the way. Retarded americans changed it to "Brazil" though. Aren't they a bunch of little bitches?

At 4/18/06 04:31 PM, Lord_Secet wrote: forget the ninja thing, become something easier for you to do, Like....................um................
..... Bounty Hunting?

Just like Samus!

At 4/18/06 06:14 PM, Modnar wrote: To be a good female Ninja, you need bigger boobs.

Learn from her.

Is it cold in here?

Women make great ninjas! They can do the splits and one good tactic is flashing to stun them and then open up a can a woop ass on em as they stare aimlessly into your bubbies. Well thats how you win in soul calibour 2 when playing as, Ivy for sure.

At 4/18/06 06:07 PM, DARKGODDESS13 wrote: ~~~~iAMgay~~~~~~~~~

I couldn't agree more.

Jk about the porking thing.

All you guys who think ninja were asssassins from the beginning are WRONG! Ninja usually didn't get out much. They originated in the Koga and Iga regions. At this time they mainly focused on balance of nature. Many of these ninja were descendants of misplaced samurai. eventually, a group or clan of ninja decided that their skills would be perfect for assassination work. These were the ninja that rented themselves out for assassination or espionage, hence the stereotype of the "evil ninja". More and more ninja caught on to this and soon there were many of these. The high lords who were usually the ones the ninja were sent to murder had many traps around the house. Some of these are: rice paper on the floor and candles (so shadows would be
cast against the wall so if any irregular movent happened, it would wake the lord up). Ninja,of course, had a way to counter these traps. They had a special way of walking by flexing all the muscles in their legs so the paper wouldn't rip. WHen the candles were up the ninja would let a moth into the room with the candle. The moth would fly to the candle and put it out with their wings.

I doubt any of you care about this shit but i dont care if you dont.

I can hold them for you.

What has come of this BBS...

Every guy posting here is only being friendly because of the tits, the 'Girl' who started this thread i'm suspecting is an Alt and very much a guy, as there are no reviews, no B/P and no favourite authors.

Dear 'Girl',

Please post a picture with proof that you are a girl. You'll need to post a picture of yourself holding up a sign with proof that only you could have read this post.

I'll leave the rest up to you.
______________

As for the rest of you, just go jack off to porn now, you're not gonna get any of that girls boobs, who ever is in the pictures.

You have converted me to a ninja *Changes name to "Ninja_Hi_dud".

At 4/19/06 06:16 PM, B1gR3dC4t wrote: Step 3: Know what parts of the bodies you need to strike to paralyze and/or kill your target. This is the part that takes DECADES of training and is next to impossible to learn today, since noone will just teach you where to strike and how. And you won't find out by simply going to Japan, so all you anime fans should guess again. Also, it is best NOT to seek this knowledge.

Umno. It takes forever to learn martial arts, not where to paralyze/kill someone. How did I know you were thirteen?

At 4/19/06 06:27 PM, BonusStage wrote: La blue girl? IRL? OMFG!!

If someone ever La Bleded it, it would be bo th exzillerating and at the same time rather creepy.

As for the breats, They are the #1 female seductive technique. If your ever packed by male ninjas, thne flash them out they will be limber in shock and amazment that you can deliver the need force to do your damage towards the perverted foe.

Brawn < or = Brains Speed < Brawn Breast < All (male only)

All girls have the ability of spontaneous clitiral growth. Which in vain makes a handy pen0r.

Maybe you should use this to your advantage and become a sexcraft ninja. Just gotta work on your "pube neddle" technique.

You could use your boobs as a distraction and while a guy is staring at them slash him with a katana!

disguise them as weapons and make ur enemies fear you

At 4/18/06 04:05 PM, Cynimun wrote: You know with the whole breasts thing getting in the way... any tips? :(

Is... is that a dead body in the background? You're a damn good ninja if it is...

Chop them off if you truly want to be a ninja.

What the hell?boobs are only use in being a ninja.YOU CAN SEDUCE PEOPLE!!DUH!!

At 4/18/06 04:05 PM, Cynimun wrote: You know with the whole breasts thing getting in the way... any tips? :(

By the way,ninjas werent martial artists.they were silent assasins....dumbass...

At 4/19/06 07:01 PM, Captain-Jack wrote:

At 4/18/06 04:05 PM, Cynimun wrote: It's hard for a girl to be a ninja.

I disagree.

quite, look at all the dangerous female ninjas Saddam uses!

Ask Jadetheassassin O.O

At 4/18/06 04:06 PM, shellshock11-02 wrote: Cut them off

Amazons did that. That's where the name comes from "Without Breast"